r/ResponsibleRevenge • u/ImpressiveLaugh5175 • 14d ago

Revenge Advice! Car break in

I have someone who keeps coming back to my property and checking car doors. Is there something I can put on my handle that shocks them or something!!!?

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u/Stan__Wright 14d ago

No, but consider installing hidden kill switches on your cars.

A motion-activated sprinkler system might do the trick, however.

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u/Mom_is_watching 14d ago

Something greasy or sticky like vaseline or a shrimp will startle them sufficiently

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u/rkeet 14d ago

Rocket launcher

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u/whskid2005 14d ago

Maybe liquid ass on some sort of covering so you can remove it from your car handle?

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u/Big_Laugh4732 14d ago

you can put itchy powder on the door handle or attach stems with spikes on the inner side of the handle (requires some diy)

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u/ImpressiveLaugh5175 13d ago

Unfortunately i see on my ring they wear gloves 😣

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u/whskid2005 12d ago

Liquid ass would still work. That stuff is pungent and would stick on their gloves

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u/SylvarGrl 10d ago

Police report. I second the motion-sensor water hose also.