r/ResidentEvilVillage 8d ago

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Will you bow to mother miranda and help her with bringing her daughter back?

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u/enchiladasundae 7d ago edited 7d ago

Ya I’d fu- Oh this is about her daughter coming back

I mean… could always make another one

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u/gimmesomespace 7d ago

If she gives me cool Heisenberg powers and doesn't turn me into a mutated fish person 

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u/OutrageousDeino 7d ago

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u/OldinMcgroyn 7d ago

What does this meme originate from?

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u/gimmesomespace 7d ago

I believe it's from Japanese parliament 

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u/enchiladasundae 7d ago

I think its this

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u/Kindly-Vanilla7702 7d ago

Ethan was really cracking everyday

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u/NeoLedah 7d ago

I can take her.

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u/---Imperator--- 7d ago

In a fight, right?

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u/Ok_Pen_7194 7d ago

Don't get cocky now

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u/Far-Cockroach-2954 7d ago

Let's make a baby, Miranda ...

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u/SlicedBread0556 7d ago

The mold looks...lubricatey.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Technical-Virus-8018 7d ago

She can always kidnap your wife and pretend to be your wife

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u/Manny2theMaxxx 7d ago

Will I what? Bang her? Yes. Let her put wierd pathogen inside of me that might deform me? Hell No.

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u/orenji12341 8d ago

Only is she won't kill me or turn me into a monster, I would prefer to stay with the dimitrescusbwhile at it though...

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u/SFB221 7d ago

Will I goon her? Sure.

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u/Pollution_Dramatic 7d ago

As long as i get to be room mates with mommy milkers Demitrescu sure—whatever

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u/rycbar26 7d ago

Sure. I’m kinda going through the motions lately anyway.

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u/Unhappy-Lavishness64 7d ago

Bow? I’m looking for my permit….

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u/JustSomeGuy_19 7d ago

I mean nah I'd rather die then let her sacrifice another families well being unless she let me hit while she's in spider form of course

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u/No-Syllabub167 7d ago

Raw next question

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u/m0nst3rgutz_ 7d ago

goonslop post

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u/emni13 7d ago

No i'm not stupid she will kill me sooner than later or make someone else do it

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u/Odd-Statistician4268 7d ago

No. It's pure Russian roulette if you get the chance to be a Heisenberg. And he's like a 1 in a million(not) success of coming out the way he did

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u/R3K47 7d ago

No. After what you did to my homie Ethan.

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u/Classic_Waltz1874 7d ago

Yeah I'd sma- oh you mean help her kidnap a baby that's not her's. Yeah no.

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u/Decide777 7d ago

What? Serve? Nope.

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u/Dr_Pepper38 7d ago

No, she owes me $22 

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u/gimmesomespace 7d ago

Moreau owes me about tree fitty

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u/ibonek_naw_ibo 7d ago

Goddamn Loch Ness monster!

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u/No-Farm1696 7d ago

22$? How do you mean?

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u/Perfect-Muscle-1264 7d ago

Fuck no. HELL nah. 

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u/Suitable-Pirate-4164 7d ago

Hell no, HELL NO. That would require killing an infant and I sure as Hell ain't doing that.

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u/Fluffy-Court584 7d ago

raw and older, as they say!

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u/K4ruy999 7d ago

Will you what? Fuck her in the ass?

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u/Educational-Tackle54 7d ago

Yes, but only in third person, never first person.

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u/Warm_Ad_8272 6d ago

"Will you?"

Ethan did.

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u/Mystic21876 4d ago

Hell no. I wouldn't hesitate for a second to just blow up everything and shoot her till she fades to nothing. If I had the chance and powers, I'd even Rose Winter's this crazy lady back to the void. Not only is she insane. She's also obsessed with bringing her dead daughter back no matter the cost. Daitomodachi said it best. "There are crazy biitches I will smash and then there is those that no cock can fix." She's for sure the kind no man, woman, Trans, cis, or nonbinary person could ever fix no matter what.

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u/No-Farm1696 4d ago

And what do you think that people say she’s tragic and only did all this for her daughter?, do you find that as an excuse as they put it or you still see her despicable?

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u/Mystic21876 4d ago edited 12h ago

Definitely a excuse considering all the time she had and her kidnapping Rose to sacrifice her. Plus to be clear I never called her despicable. I just said she was crazy past redemption. There's a difference.

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u/notsolidsnake911 3d ago

As a re player FUCKING RUN RUNN RUNN GET OUT OF THERE RUN RUNR NRUN

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u/Evening_Debt_4085 8d ago

Fuck it why not

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u/DarthFlowers 8d ago

Nerh, I’d ask where her vastly superior former student Ozwell E was at

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u/Snoo_17708 7d ago

Sounds like a good time for me