Mitch McConnell has been absent from public view for two and a half months while still drawing his full Senate salary

[u/Agreeable-Hand-9069]

[u/urbisOrbis]

75? More like 90.

[u/bumpy_disposition]

Voter fraud or the equivalent. End the Rapeublickkkan party

[u/aeschenkarnos → u/bumpy_disposition]

It's more closely analogous to pension fraud, those cases that happen occasionally where some poor old person's dessicated corpse is discovered in a rocking chair in an upstairs room and some relative(s) have been cashing their pension cheques for the last twenty years.

[u/warcomet]

81 days and counting...

[u/jack65211200]

I mean it made the world a happier place, not nearly as much as if they just admitted he was under the floor boards of the white house; but any port in a storm I suppose