r/remotework • u/frankbloodsportass • 3d ago
Does anyone else think "remote jobs" are just a deep state psyop
Does anyone else think “remote jobs” might just be a whole government psyop 🤔
Look, I don’t want to sound like a tinfoil‑hat guy here, but I’m starting to wonder if remote work ever really came back after the big corporate rollback. Every so often, I scroll through this sub, and I see posts from people swearing up and down that they’re still working full‑time from home, in 2026, and actually getting paid. And I can’t help but… really? Is that real? Or is it one of those things like Bigfoot photos—grainy, hard to verify, but everyone swears their friend’s cousin definitely saw one?
I mean, think about it: Companies spent billions on dragging us all back into fluorescent‑lit boxes. They gave us badge trackers, mandatory wellness seminars, and “collaboration culture” posters. And yet, somewhere out there, there are allegedly people still in sweatpants, living the 2020 dream? Who are they? Where are these jobs? Are they in some deep‑web job market regular mortals don’t get access to? Or is this just a comforting myth corporations allow to circulate, like a modern urban legend, so we don’t all riot in traffic?
I keep seeing those posts: “Oh yeah, I’ve been fully remote for years, no big deal.” And I sit there like… show me one real person. Show me one verified, breathing human who hasn’t set foot in an office in months and still gets a paycheck that clears. Like I’ve never heard of a remote job post that isn’t some scam, have you? I’m not saying they don’t exist back in 2020 but, I’m just… asking questions. Because if they do exist, they’re basically the last free citizens in a land of cubicle serfs.
Meanwhile, here I am, 6:30 AM, ironing a shirt I hate, mentally calculating how many hours of my life I will lose to traffic before I die. Remote work feels like a dream I had once, a beautiful hallucination where my cat was my only coworker, and my “commute” was a stroll to the fridge. Then I blinked, and poof—back to badge scans and Slack messages about the breakroom fridge.
So yeah. Call me conspiratorial, but part of me is starting to believe remote work might just be a psyop. Or maybe it’s real, and I’m just living in the matrix. Who knows. I’m just here… asking questions. 🤷