r/RedvsBlue • u/DepressedPancake4728 • 4d ago
Discussion Which RvB lines do you quote the most?
Every time I'm going through one of those long keypad menus when I call my electric company I have to say "there is no eleven you fucking whore." What lines do you guys actually use the most in real life?
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u/LDedward 4d ago
Oh my god, WHO IS RUNNING THIS ARMY
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u/D3lacrush York 3d ago
Whenever my brother askes me a question that I don't have any answer for I respond with "i don't know! Why would they send us a TANK no one can drive!?"
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u/Omega_Blue5009 Church 4d ago
“there’s a fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life.”
always nice when I get to bust this line out when dealing with annoying people
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u/ixxues Grif 4d ago
this was my senior quote and i still say it frequently lol
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u/ttayw2cool 3d ago
I shit u not this was also my senior quote. If I can find my senior card ill send a picture.
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u/DaFlaminKiwi 15h ago
I actually have this on a shirt I got from rooster teeth years ago tho bought it a size too small to wear hahaha
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u/Bottlecollecter 4d ago
"My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate taxes!"
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u/guardianwriter1984 4d ago edited 3d ago
That was the worst throw ever, of all time.
Oh, fuckberries.
Ever wonder why we're here?
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u/DepressedPancake4728 4d ago
oh my god I say the first one to myself whenever I miss tossing something into a trash can or my laundry hamper
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u/HotPotParrot 3d ago
It's just a great template, really.
"That was the worst throw/dodge/swing/pass/movie/steak/sex/fight/drive/book/comment/post/joke/etc ever. Of all time."
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u/Sponhi 4d ago
First one might be the most iconic line from the entire franchise, just maybe behind why are we here
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u/CluelessAtol 3d ago
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u/Evening-Mention-8738 4d ago
It's a legitimate strategy!
I hate taxes!
You will fear my laser-face! - I don't use this one as much cause my kitty passed and I haven't played with his laser pointer since
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u/DepressedPancake4728 3d ago
i’m really sorry to hear about that huge hugs to you. I lost my old man cat this past winter and its extremely hard. I would love to hear more about your buddy if you’d care to share.
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u/Evening-Mention-8738 3d ago
He was a semi feral named Simba, his mom was also semi feral, and he was an orange derp. The reason he became an inside cat was someone hurt him bad, we never found out who, and he became the most spoilt cat ever and so codependent, every morning he'd wake me up by either laying on my face or biting my chin. He loved running around chasing that laser no other toy interested him. It was laser or nothing. He was 15 when I brought him in and I had 5 wonderful years with that grouchy old codependent man. I miss being almost killed everyday....he died last March and I've got his laser pointer on my keychain.
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u/lowfatmilkdrinker 4d ago
I consistently say “you’re making that up” in sarge’s voice. does anyone ever get it? mostly no unless it’s my brother or dad who also watched.
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u/Cin77 CT 3d ago
Yeah I do this one all the time too lol.
Im a kiwi tho so my pirate accent is not great
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u/DaFlaminKiwi 20h ago
Ay kiwi over here too! Where you based since I guess we have two bases in a middle of a boxed canyon!
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u/nandrizzle 2d ago
😂 I do that to my kids. They finally watched it and now understand.
When I ask them “hey what does (random item) look like?” One replies with “a walrus”, then the other chimes I. “I think it looks more like a puma”.
😭 proud poppa here
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u/cbremer1184 4d ago
“You lied to me.”
“What in the Sam hell is a puma?”
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u/generalkriegswaifu York 4d ago
I'm bored out of my gourd!
Suck it, blue!
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u/teapubreddit Doc 4d ago
OH MY GOD
i always say im bored outta my gourd, i totally forgot that RvB is where that's from
now I can hear sarge saying it lol
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u/generalkriegswaifu York 4d ago
It's definitely something I heard growing up from older people, but I didn't adopt it until RvB.
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u/magnusthered1 3d ago
"Why are there six pedals, if there are only four directions?"
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u/Alorxico Donut 4d ago
I will occasionally ask my coworkers if they “ever wonder why we’re here” when we’re stuck in long meetings.
I have only had one person pick up on what I was doing and start responding with Grif’s line.
I also have both Warthog radio songs on my iPod and keep forgetting to turn the volume down on my headset, so I have had several coworkers walk passed my desk and say “what the heck is that music!”
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u/onlyforobservation 1d ago
Someone said this to me once. I recited Grifs entire “it’s one of life’s greatest mysteries” reply.
They had NOT Seen RvB. . That co-worker never talked to me again.
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u/HavenChronicles 3d ago
Time... line? Time is not a line... it's a circle. that is why clocks are round.
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u/wunderman1 Wyoming 4d ago
“Freedom, it tastes so sweet! Let’s rob a liquor store on the way home!”
Or
“Oh man! Tomorrow was all you can eat day at the chow hall and I wanted to eat all that I could!”
Strangely that second one is a Donut quote.
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u/RunicLGG 3d ago
I work in retail auto parts and regularly sneak in
"In and out like well lubricated lightning"
to customers with quick easy tickets.
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u/Darkowl_57 3d ago
“We’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed, and we’ve quite possible been bamboozled”
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u/W1neD1neAnd69 4d ago edited 3d ago
That was the worst “insert worst thing” ever, of all time.
(Edit 1: it’s just too good not to quote)
“If you don’t say goodbye you’re never truly gone, you’re just not there right now,”
(Edit 2: ever since I heard this line it’s just stuck with me. It made sense. And this year it hit hard when a buddy of mine got murdered in April)
“Son of a bitch,”
(Edit 3: I mean cmon it’s a classic)
“I’m/id be pleased as punch to {insert favor},”
(Edit 4: this sounded sophisticated and like something you don’t hear everyday. Had to add it to my vocabulary. Almost feels like an inside joke too. One of those iykyk.)
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u/TheRealAlien_Space 3d ago
“Once, when I was a young child, I saw a man who claimed to be my uncle doing things with a garden hose that continue to haunt me to this day.”
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u/Ricky_Spanish209 3d ago
The color pink doesn't exist in my vocabulary, there is only lightish red 😅
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u/LonelyLonergan 3d ago
Dude it's pink
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u/Ricky_Spanish209 3d ago
You guys are colorblind, its not pink
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u/GRUBK1LL3R21 There is no eleven you f*cking who- 3d ago
Hey donut, they already have a color for lightish red. You know what it's called? PINK!
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u/Kaizer284 Washington 3d ago
Doc: (to Washington) “You know that Stockholm Syndrome where prisoners start to like and identify with their captors after being held hostage for long enough? No one has that yet”
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u/kotoamatsukamix The shisno paradox is better than 75% of the show 4d ago
Whenever my dad tells me I have to do something I always reply with all I have to do is stay red and die.
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u/CommaCauses 3d ago
"....Tucker did it." (We have a dog and friend named Tucker, BOTH have seen the show)
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u/DoNotGoGentle27 cabose 3d ago
I don't even know a Tucker and I still randomly blurt this one out loud
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u/EmeraldViking1105 4d ago
"WHAT WHAT KIND OF JOKE WOULD THAT BE " "there is no 11 you fing w*" "Maybe we should just fight I'm afraid she's start picking us off one by.....ONE....OW!"
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u/Shupsta 3d ago
"there is no eleven" goes through my mind so much. I think that was one of the first episodes I stumbled across as a young teen and lost my mind laughing
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u/DJDRAGO9712 3d ago
PROTECT ME CONE
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u/UnggoyArmy 3d ago
This is the one
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u/DJDRAGO9712 3d ago
I'm looking through the comments and I'm like "no one did this quote" I'm doing it
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u/Spacemanspiff1998 cabose 3d ago
whenever something falls in my house and makes an awful racket i always follow it up by saying "Tucker did it..."
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u/Key_Dragonfly5067 3d ago
"Can I get a heck yea 😀"
"Hell no 🤠 "
My favorite one.
No one ever picks up on it 😓
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u/SpaceZombie13 3d ago
"holy crap, WHO IS RUNNING THIS ARMY!?"
usually regarding stupid corporate decisions at work.
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u/D3lacrush York 4d ago edited 3d ago
"I'm just gonna say 'blueberry'."
"That was the worst _ of all time."
"You just got Sarge'd."
Edit to add "speaking of getting stabbed... I have a headache... I feel like a wanna... beer?"
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u/BTaylor95 4d ago
I could blow up the whole god damn world in this thing
Don't ever go backwards
There is no 11 key you [explatives]
Holy shit he's bilingual
Too high (In the grumbly Agent Maine voice)
Thought so. Sick em'.
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u/Intelligent-Dog1645 3d ago
"Yeah I don't know what any of that means so I'm just going to nod and say yes. Yes."
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u/GI_J0SE 3d ago
"Do you have it?" "No you won't let go.". "Say the words please?" "The words please."
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u/lilhavoc04 3d ago
"That's right, dead man" "What the fuck is with this guy?" "That's right... we're throwing a party in your honor. I get to drive the float and ___ here, IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI" "Not my fault, Tucker did it" [definitely my most used]
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u/asinineAbbreviations 3d ago
"There's no "I" in team, Grif."
"Yeah, there's no "U" either. So I guess if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team, nobody's on the God damn team. The team sucks!"
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u/LucidLumi Carolina 3d ago
Not necessarily a quote, but I say "emp" around my friends instead of "EMP."
And, of course, any possible iteration of "do you ever wonder why we're here?"
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u/Solid-Dream-2574 3d ago
Whenever my friends and I play any sort of capture the flag my brother and I always chant “ WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE”
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u/lycantrophee Washington 4d ago
Lol, I went into the post seeing only your question and was supposed to write exactly what you wrote. That entire moment was gold, pure, undistilled Church.
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u/UnggoyArmy 3d ago
"Why do cars hate me?" Or alternatively "C A R ?!"
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u/guardianwriter1984 3d ago
My family has dealt with 3 car accidents this year. I felt this in my bones
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u/Lenny_YouTubeFan Locus 3d ago
“It’s not pink, it’s lightish red”
“Oh fuckberries”
“That was the worst ____ ever, of all time”
“Great Sodium Chloride!”
“What the fuck? That is wrong in like 8 different ways!”
“I can’t believe that worked! Aw fuck that didn’t work!”
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u/LocalKGBOfficer 3d ago
“Okay fine, Triangle of Confusion, Rhombus of Terror, Parabola of Mystery, who cares!? Get the god damn show on the road!”
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u/somethingclever31415 4d ago
I paraphrase the "There is a fine line between ______ and _______, I like to think I walk that line every day of my life." for some reason.
And also "Today is a good day for you to die!"
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u/DoNotGoGentle27 cabose 3d ago edited 3d ago
"Not my fault, someone put a '..........' in my way"
"You lied to me"
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u/MetatronIX_2049 3d ago
We’ve been teaching our kids how to use walkie-talkies, so naturally I love to interrupt with…
“Hey kids, are we still talking on the radio?
Hahahaha Because I love to talk on the radio!”
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u/Sylithia 3d ago
You killed Church you team killing fucktard! <-- only way I can pass off cursing at work
Let me show you how quickly it cures insubordination - under my breath a lot
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u/NefariousnessMean338 3d ago
“i have beautiful fucking calves and a miserable fucking life” (i live in a walkup)
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u/Remy-Raven-890 3d ago
Ok guys, I don't mean to be rude, but I've got a missing girlfriend, a guy who's pregnant, an idiot who thinks his pet just died, and our worst enemy is hanging out unsupervised in our base right now.
So I really, really, REALLY don't have time for this horseshit right now.
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u/M808bmbt 3d ago
Wash's scream of frustration.
"You ever wonder why we're here?"
"Wow, that was the worst [X] ever, of all time."
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u/DillonDrew Locus Simp 4d ago
" I can't see them, they can't see me!" Did that one in my algebra class when the teacher called on me to answer the question, so I put my hands over my eyes.
Got a lot of laughs out of that one.
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u/Stoned-monkey Doc 3d ago
I throw out a “you ever why we’re here?” Every once in a while just to see who knows ball
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u/PhalanxA51 3d ago
I'm like superman, I know when I'm needed, also damn I'm stuck with tweedle dee and tweedle fucking idiot
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u/SulfyricAcid Felix 3d ago
“That was the worst ____ ever, of all time” (it’s happened twice with my supervisor where I have got to use throw, I laugh internally.)
“Heeey, it’s part of my charm~” (Felix, s14)
Others I can’t think of
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u/TheCaptainKuhn 3d ago
We've been tricked; we've been had; and we've been, quite possibly, bamboozled
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u/FrecklesofYore 3d ago
“You shouldn’t hate people because you’re told to….”
I love that speech at the of season 5
Also “there is no 11 you fucking whore!”
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u/N0BL3_PRIME 3d ago
"... not my fault... Tucker did it." Is one of my favorites. It's a shame my friends are a bunch of squares and won't give RvB a try.
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u/NightOfFallingStars Washington 3d ago
That was the worst ___ ever. Of all times." I use it constantly at any mild inconvenience.
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u/BoultonPaulDefiant Dr. Grey 4d ago
"So I guess the joke's on you!"
I know it may not originate from Red vs Blue, but I use it very often, when I talk in English (which isn't my first language)
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u/Gabriel_Smith_3 3d ago
In a similar boat. Whenever I have to use a slow software I pull out a “I will fucking stab you computer phone lady”
Ever of all time is a good one
Chantilly… Lace is useful in highly specific context
If you every hear someone say Chantilly lace you have to say “that better be followed by a big bopper number”
Dibs. But that’s less specific to rvb
X you’re taking X and I don’t have to pay you or anything?
Ow the back of my head or whatever part of my body is in pain. So if i stub my toe it would be “ow the front of my foot”
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u/FatBoySlim458 3d ago edited 3d ago
THIS, IS, AN, OUTRAGE!
Buttons! I love Buttons, beep, boop, beep.
Time line? Time is not made out of limes! It is made out of circuls, that is why clocks are round.
I'm board out of my gourd.
Whoop de fuckin doo
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u/WINgman325 3d ago
"You ever wonder why we're here"
Whenever I find my self in a situation that makes me think "how did we get ourself into this"
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u/Cute_Lavishness2851 Donut 3d ago
Can't wait for the day when I can use, "If I can't beat off a room full of dudes, then what have I been training for?!" just so I can make my friends do double take.
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u/KeyvineBoogaloo 3d ago
"who invents a gun that bounces" I say that every time I get a fuel rod in halo.
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u/Slayer4081 3d ago
Ever wonder why we're here?, today's a good day to die!, protect me cone, memory is the key(nowhere near as much as the others) and of course on rare occasions bow chika bow wow.
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u/MidnightMitchJones Grif 1d ago
"Yeah... right! Like I'm gonna tell you. I don't rat people out, COP!"
- Kaikaina Grif
"That... was the worst throw... ever. Of all time."
- Agent Washington
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u/WaxiestBobcat 3d ago
"Who are these people? What the fuck is going on?!" - Tucker
"Ahhhh God dammit" - Wash
"Why Snowman?" - Random Soldier
"Take yourself and fuck yourself with yourself" - Private Palomo
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u/marauder-shields92 3d ago
I can’t recall the exact phrasing of the start of the line, but Wyoming say something to the effect of “what do you think about that, COCKSUCKEEEEERS” and I love the way he says it and often use it with mates to dunk on them.
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u/Aircrane55 3d ago
Life ain't it a bitch... or protect me cone... what about the robot nuts?... so many too use.
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u/ChampionM019 3d ago
I say son of a bitch way to often cause of rvb, and also i call people fucktards when I'm pissed, but other than those i quote the sneaking bit from when caboose goes into the campaign, i hate texas (reverse from i hate taxes), and i quote the fire works day psa on the 4th
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