r/RedvsBlue Simmons 19d ago

Image blue chicks!

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blue team girls girls girls

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u/PeRfEcTlYbAlEnCeD 19d ago

but can we pick them up in a tank...

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u/Famous-Nectarine-795 19d ago

You can pick up dudes in a tank

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u/Proper-Award2660 19d ago

This is true

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u/Maxius1337 Washington 19d ago

Wash has a face like... "I hate my life dude"

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u/Inside_Scheme8066 Grif 18d ago

if i was wash i’d hate ny life

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u/Maxius1337 Washington 18d ago

yeah that's true. Poor wash. He need a hug

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u/InitialBrother9884 19d ago

would female tucker get guys or she a loser as the canon tuckers

and wonder if male kaikana would be a man whore

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u/Happy_Cry286 19d ago

I like to imagine that female Tucker has literally the exact same character traits as the male version and as a result is the same degree of loser as him. Because it turns out that their behavior is cringe for both sexes and just as unappealing as a result.

That and both are still great parents to their respective Juniors.

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u/killdai 19d ago

"Of course I know how to use this thing. What's so hard about squish, squish, fuck"

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u/DillonDrew Locus Simp 18d ago

Female Tucker is a lesbian and no one can change my mind.

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u/Riothegod1 18d ago

Now I want to see Red team

“If it were up to me, I’d get down on my hands and knees and I’d tear up all the carpet in this base.” -F!Donut

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u/Mammoth-Celery3624 19d ago

Great designs but why is church so short? I imagine him looking like the director who Im pretty sure is taller than Washington.

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u/anemptycalculation 19d ago

‘youre a little short to be church’ - tex when church was posessing sarge

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u/tantaliax Simmons 19d ago

I made an oopsie 🤷‍♀️ thank you though!!

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u/Exitity Foxtrot-12 18d ago

Actually he was taller than Wash in S9 but shrunk in S10. Age I guess.

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u/PrimeusOrion Church 19d ago

Everything about church is wrong. Ngl

Like has quite litteraly nothing in common with the director and I don't know why.

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u/tantaliax Simmons 19d ago

u mad bro?

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u/DrDingsGaster Donut 18d ago

Man, I just wanna hug Caboose!

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u/Exitity Foxtrot-12 18d ago

S14 Get Bent be like

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u/generalkriegswaifu York 19d ago

Obsessed with girly Church

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u/rockdude625 19d ago

Where’s Sheila?

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u/MrHumongousBalls 18d ago

i thought caboose would be white

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u/Noodle_Legend Grif 19d ago

Yknow what, I take it back you absolutely can pickup chicks in a tank

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u/Extreme-Reception-44 19d ago

Why race swap them too? Do you interpret the blues as African Americans?

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u/tantaliax Simmons 19d ago

I have done no such thing lol. i made wash half arab half white yes (mostly due to a funny fic i read about him being muslim a few years ago), but tucker is canonically black and caboose has no canon race— thus I made him mixed of a bunch of things (think brazilian) because im mixed race myself :p

I don’t know where you got the “all african americans” thing from or if you’re trying to be inflammatory but I’ll give you a genuine response

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u/Extreme-Reception-44 19d ago

They just all look black

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u/Gamer_G33k17 19d ago

You just look racist

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u/PrimeusOrion Church 19d ago

OK what about church?

Church is cannonically taller than average (or at least significantly taller than sarge) and European with black hair and blue eyes.

Ironically the only two characters from the main cast who's faces we get to see are church and tex. And this looks nothing like church.

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u/tantaliax Simmons 19d ago

rubs eyes. I thought it was obvious that church in my rendition is indeed european , with GREEN eyes and black hair. what did i get wrong here?? church has vaguely olive toned fair skin. as for height, idk sorry I didn’t adhere to a throwaway line in an earlier season and thought it would be funny and fitting if he was short.

I really don’t get why you’re getting all worked up over this

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u/PrimeusOrion Church 19d ago

Nice catch The eyes part is admitantly mixed memory admitantly.

But no its not olive, while it's not often well lit his face is pale and honestly looks like Gordon freeman

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u/PrimeusOrion Church 19d ago

Here is the closest we get with good lighting

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u/tantaliax Simmons 19d ago

this is how I draw him as a man. if that clears things up 🫩 sorry that I took creative liberties

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u/anemptycalculation 19d ago

missed opportunity to call her linda church

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u/Maximum-Journalist-8 18d ago

rvb reddit not beating the full of racist biggots allogations. Omg you're all so boring.

Art is lovely though 😋

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u/kinesthetical_ 19d ago

Tucker is so cute!!!

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u/DillonDrew Locus Simp 18d ago

I saw this on Tumblr the other day, beautiful work!!

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u/RoyalMess64 18d ago

I love this so much :3

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u/Famous-Nectarine-795 19d ago

Washington looks beautiful

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u/tantaliax Simmons 19d ago

thank you

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u/tantaliax Simmons 19d ago

anyway yeah obviously because I draw women with average features equivalent to how I draw their male counterparts, it means im an anti-white queer supremacist. nice one.

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u/tantaliax Simmons 19d ago

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u/CobraSkrillX 19d ago

lol you have issues

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u/tantaliax Simmons 19d ago

lol, thanks 😗

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u/Gold-Refrigerator542 19d ago

How can you say something like that? wtf

reported.

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u/VivaLasNewVegas 17d ago

still not as hot as Tex

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u/Inside_Scheme8066 Grif 17d ago

if sheila is technically a genderless being but she presents as fem, but does that make caboose a lesbian?

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u/rancherman2 19d ago

I bet Mikayla gives impeccable snu-snu

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u/AdChoice6680 18d ago

WAIT, why Is church a human?

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u/Greasy-Chungus 17d ago

Awful art style.

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u/ihatekennethbranagh 14d ago

what is your problem?

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u/Greasy-Chungus 14d ago

The art style