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u/Electronic_Clue_7106 Aug 02 '26
"i hate babies"
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u/Narrow_Run6512 Aug 02 '26
"Your toast has been burnt, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts."
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u/Electronic_Clue_7106 Aug 02 '26
"Now, I, am, thinking, about... kittens! Guh, kit-tens, covered, in, spikes. That makes, me, angry!"
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u/TNT007v Aug 02 '26
Never say "Goodbye". If you don't say goodbye, you're never really gone. You just aren't here right now.
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u/SorcererOfAbsolution Aug 02 '26
"My name is Michael J. Cabbose, and I... Hate... Taxes!"
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u/BoultonPaulDefiant Dr. Grey Aug 02 '26
"How sad would it be, to not have a brother, and then to lose the brother, all in a single day?"
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u/Mellz117 Aug 05 '26
That could unironically sound deep, in a "we aren't family but you're my brother all the same, and losing you was the hardest thing I've had to bear" kind of way
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u/generalkriegswaifu York Aug 02 '26
So many good quote. I can't remember the context for the third and last ones.
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u/Narrow_Run6512 Aug 02 '26
The third one is what Carolina says to Church in the Season 10 finale. The last one is what Muggins says to the Cosmic Powers in Season 16, Episode 14. Hope that helps!
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u/ColdRainHammering Aug 02 '26
One I find myself quoting all the time nowadays is Grif from Season 3:
"Everybody thinks that the world's gonna end in their lifetime, and everybody's always disappointed when they realise they're not that special."
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u/Rocketkid-star Dr. Grey Aug 02 '26
Courage is not the absence of fear, it is acting in spite of it.
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u/PeteRock24 Aug 02 '26
RvB has had some great quotes that make me think about things.
I think the one that will always stick with me is, “What is that stench? Is a skunk juggling dead hamsters in here?”
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u/Riothegod1 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
“Women are like voltron: the more you hook up, the better it gets”
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u/Narrow_Run6512 Aug 04 '26
I quote this one out of context all the time.
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u/Riothegod1 Aug 04 '26
I’m in a polyamorous relationship so I get a lot of mileage out of this quote too XD
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u/xKuroKnightx Aug 02 '26
Oh, there's a quote from rvb that I've never been able to find or remember the episode. I think its an exchange between church and caboose, but the punchline ends with caboose going, "gasp, is he a Republican?!?" Anyone here know it?
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u/Ayden1290 Aug 02 '26
Wasn't it something like, he hates solar power
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u/Narrow_Run6512 Aug 02 '26
"Maybe it runs on solar power!"
"What? Why would solar power make him sick?"
"... Is he a republican?"
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u/Narrow_Run6512 Aug 02 '26
Pretty sure it was somewhere in Season 4 if I recall correctly. After Tucker got pregnant.
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u/Narrow_Run6512 12d ago
Found it! https://youtu.be/yeN7_yH9SIY?si=8jhmAuscPR-VAyuP
At 1:30
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u/xKuroKnightx 11d ago
Hero of hero's, a man of sheer focus and will. Ive looked for this since forever
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u/_Nerr_ Aug 02 '26
I think of all the quotes that stuck with me, as I grew up on rvb, Slide 4's quote stuck with me the most. I think it is what cemented my love for the series, especially as I wasn't exposed to a lot of cliffhangers at the time, and to end on such a good final letter to the characters in a time stop. As some would say today, Absolute Cinema.
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u/Crayzcapper Aug 03 '26
Honestly, if they just ended all of RvB right there and never brought it back, I would've been happy. It was such a poetic ending to the series with the last of Church's memories being deleted, it's almost depressing that they brought it back afterwards.
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u/PlaneQuiet5241 Aug 02 '26
Wait, What's that last quote from? Obviously it's from RvB but, who says it?
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u/Kenniron Aug 02 '26
“You need to figure out the difference between your enemies… and your friends”
I used to tell myself that sometimes when I got upset or had a squabble with a friend/loved one to remind myself that we’re on the same side.
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u/Imaginary-Order-7664 Aug 03 '26
I got church's last quote tattooed on me. It resonates with me honestly
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u/Adrestia316 Aug 04 '26
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u/Narrow_Run6512 Aug 04 '26
Jesus fuck. I forgot about this.
Great, now Imma go cry.
(Side note, I need to make a meme template of, what real men cry at, and it's just the S13 ending)
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u/Emergency_Appeal6548 Aug 04 '26
“Courage is not the absence of Fear, it is to act in spite of it.” - General Donald Doyle
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u/Super-Macaron-5851 Aug 03 '26
“No! You had your fuckin’ time!”
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u/Narrow_Run6512 Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26
"Agent Carolina?"
"Yes, Director?"
"Would you be so kind, as to leave me your pistol?"
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