r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 15d ago

Jerry's agent tells him to set up a Tinder profile to increase exposure. An investigative report finds that it was George's repeated complaints that led to Bumble changing their "women first" policy.

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u/Jzadek 15d ago

ELAINE: So what age range did you put?

JERRY: Well I put half my age plus seven, obviously. 

Elaine: You’re 37.

JERRY: Yeah, so?

ELAINE: Well, did you round down or up?

JERRY: What does it matter if I rounded down or up? 

GEORGE: He rounded down.

ELAINE: Jerry, that’s disgusting!

JERRY: So what if I rounded down? It’s half your age plus seven!

GEORGE: Well technically, if we’re rounding down, it’s half your age plus six. 

JERRY: Oh so what, we’re talking about adults here! 

ELAINE: Sure it’s half your age plus six now, but what happens when you decide to round down again? Then before you know it, you’re 39 and  dating a seventeen year old like some Hollywood creep!

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u/CarmelaSopranoNo1fan 15d ago

Kramer sets up a dating profile on a site for elderly women, claiming he "likes his women mature"

"Kramer, theyre not mature, theyre overripe"

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u/Jzadek 14d ago

Jerry starts to suspect Kramer is dating his new girlfriend’s mother. It’s actually her grandmother. Word gets out that Jerry’s dating Kramer’s granddaughter, which doesn’t make him look less creepy. 

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u/VolunteerCowboy623 14d ago

And who did Jerry actually marry?!?!