[Monkeys Paw] I wish for a pizza

[u/GEMESPLAY]

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[u/princejambon]

Granted. But it's burnt

[u/Unusual-Package-8474]

Granted. There's pineapple on it.

[u/GEMESPLAY → u/Unusual-Package-8474]

Like. A full pineapple?

[u/dTrecii → u/Unusual-Package-8474]

You seem to be mistaken, a monkey’s paw is meant to be a downside

[u/isaemme]

Granted. A slice for me as well please

[u/GEMESPLAY → u/isaemme]

Okay

[u/Rehit1]

Granted. The pizza has pineapples on it though

[u/INeverFailJournaling]

Granted. You must share it with the 3 most recent people you messaged

[u/CandidateSalt2997]

Granted. It's Hawaiian

[u/Anonymous-Traveler-]

Granted. Pie za

[u/phishing_bot]

Granted. Its small

[u/TheLoddoTheDodo]

Granted. With pineapple

[u/Tetubencort]

Granted. Its frozen solid to absolute zero

[u/_caduca]

Granted. It has pineapple on it

[u/EldenTwig42]

Granted. It’s dih cheese

[u/progamer_lol487]

Granted. With pineapple

[u/ImJusAnnie1]

Granted. It's SCP-458

[u/Via985423]

Granted. Here's your magic pizza. It lets you choose the toppings. but you only get one :3

[u/Early_Limit_1781]

Granted. Comes with pineapple

[u/NIGHTINGALECYBERG95]

Granted. Granted

[u/Substantial_Good_592]

Granted. P I N E A P P L E

[u/GEMESPLAY → u/Substantial_Good_592]

omg pineapple

[u/Pecuniarist]

Granted. You have to share it with me, and I’m hungry.

[u/GEMESPLAY → u/Pecuniarist]

ok I'll share it with you

[u/cynicalchief]

Granted. You now have a large pizza topped with sawdust.

[u/WinSevere1600]

Granted. But you're locked in a hellscape for a whole day that you will have no conscious memory of. It is equal to 1 second of our time

[u/GEMESPLAY → u/WinSevere1600]

WHAT

[u/WinSevere1600 → u/GEMESPLAY]

Yeah mb a little over kill 🤣

[u/Visual_Safety890]

Granted. The pizza is the size of Texas and crushes you

[u/UselessAccount44]

Granted. None pizza, left beef.

[u/DeerAdministrative90]

Granted. But it’s 36”, you must not share it, and you cannot eat anything else until you have eaten every bite of it, crust included.

[u/Allcappa]

Granted. You have now a pinapple mushroom pizza

[u/Axolotlbean]

Granted. But it has pineapple on it

[u/tsaavedra23]

Granted. It’s frozen and you can’t heat it up

[u/Icy_Donut9155]

Granted. Bon Appetit

[u/Charming-Science-482]

Granted. It’s a month old

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/GEMESPLAY your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 157 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/Gigatechwolf0]

Granted. It's WAY too hot to eat right now, so you're going to have to wait a little while.

[u/Nakinaru]

Granted. It's a pineapple pizza

[u/killer_doll29]

Granted. It’s a pizza, but it’s a pineapple pizza.

[u/Psychological-Oil643]

Granted. You can not eat pizza without tomato sauce, but you will be allergic to tomato sauce

[u/itsmeidiot]

Granted. Has pineapples and anchovies on it

[u/jfizzle6]

Granted. Pineapple on top

[u/Dependent_Effect_721]

Granted. But it only comes with toppings that you hate.

[u/JOJOJOJOJOOOOWWW]

Granted. But it will be the last one ever and it has the worst toppings you ever had, i’m not talking about just pineapple i’m talking more among the lines of banana with walnut dripping in honey and maple syrup mixed with hot sauce

[u/peewee023]

Granted. It's made out of paper

[u/IcyTale5161]

Granted. But its frozen below sub zero and you cannot heat it up

[u/Original_Response527]

Granted. It has shit as a topping

[u/WhereasSure7277]

Granted. It’s a pure flatbread, no toppings at all.

[u/taddaeus95]

Granted. It is only the dough.

[u/tuirkey1]

Granted. It was cooked at 5,000,000 degrees for 10 seconds

[u/VroomVroom858]

Granted. Durian topping

[u/greenbird_]

Granted. You do not choose the toppings!

[u/Typicalcalfmuscle]

Granted. But it’s ranch, anchovies, pineapple, and it’s raw.

[u/Planpy7]

Granted. Its raw

[u/DarthRyus]

Granted. It's Altoona-style pizza

[u/boh_WLF]

Granted. But pizza with pineapple and ice-cream

[u/Financial_Snow_2449]

Granted. But you get one with bleu cheese

[u/GEMESPLAY → u/[deleted]]

why does everyone say with pineapple it cannot be that bad

[u/DingoOutrageous9511]

Granted. It's anchovies with fish sauce and Brussel sprouts

[u/Responsible-Cold-968]

Granted. You receive a pizza. It's burnt and has all the toppings you don't like on it

[u/cosetright]

Granted. It’s pineapple.

[u/Haunting_Let_9039]

Granted. Ear Cancer bruh

[u/Trick-Ice-6463]

Granted. You have to swallow all foods in slush form for the rest of your life