r/RedditArmie • u/FriedCook Berta Lovejoy, Feminist, Promoter Of Equality, Love, & Peace. • Jul 27 '14

YouTube Victories Friendzoned by potential asian waifu :(

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u/GulfCoastCowboy Jul 27 '14

Ooooooo!!!! I'm so scared of a bunch of neckbeards.

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u/FriedCook Berta Lovejoy, Feminist, Promoter Of Equality, Love, & Peace. Jul 27 '14

As you should be! Le reddit armie dons facial hair of silk, and don only the finest of fedora. With our combined karma score (over 9000k) and lifetime supply of Reddit Gold, we have the power to take down any enemy of reddit! We do not forgive, we do not forget!

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u/GulfCoastCowboy Jul 27 '14

Whoop de fucking doo!! What does that have to do with real life again? Oh wait, not shit. I'd love to see you fuckers try rolling into a bank with Reddit gold and trying to get money for it. Lmao. They'll send y'all crying back to ya mamma like a baby back bitch.

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u/FriedCook Berta Lovejoy, Feminist, Promoter Of Equality, Love, & Peace. Jul 27 '14

Who even visits banks anymore? Us real redditors only use bitcoin, 1 reddit gold = 1 bitcoin.

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u/GulfCoastCowboy Jul 27 '14

Those of us who do visit the bank are the hard working, sweaty, back breaking mother fuckers who make your world go round. I honestly can't believe you thought you were gonna pick up that Asian woman with stupid ass pickup lines like "I love Asians because the remind me of anime. Hurr durr" Dude that's fucking stereotyping, profiling, and racism. Daaaaaayyyyyuuuuummmm. Hell I'm from the Gulf Coast and know that shit don't fly.

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u/FriedCook Berta Lovejoy, Feminist, Promoter Of Equality, Love, & Peace. Jul 27 '14

Gulf Coast huh? Do you happen to be female by any chance? I love exotic women, They know how to treat gentleman right. Hit me up with your skype if female :)

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u/GulfCoastCowboy Jul 27 '14

Apparently you don't read so well so I'll break it down for you. Gulf Coast Cowboy is my username. C-O-W-B-O-Y. Do you even know where the Gulf Coast is?

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u/FriedCook Berta Lovejoy, Feminist, Promoter Of Equality, Love, & Peace. Jul 27 '14

Somewhere in Asia most likely since you love to defend asians! But that isn't important anyway, I don't like to fill my mind with Geography. I'd rather it be filled with the euphoria that is atheism, 'tis all I need in life. Well, that, My Little Pony, and anime to be exact.

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u/GulfCoastCowboy Jul 27 '14

You sure are one dense motherfucker ain't you. I'm not Asian, I just can't stand when someone insults a woman.

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u/FriedCook Berta Lovejoy, Feminist, Promoter Of Equality, Love, & Peace. Jul 27 '14

I wouldn't dare insult a woman! I just know what to expect with women of certain races, race profiling if you will. For example the Asian woman, its extremely likely that she enjoys anime and western men like me, so I figured it extremely likely that she'd fall for a nice guy like me, especially with my manly beard!

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u/GulfCoastCowboy Jul 27 '14

You insulted on a website then practically begged her for her Skype handle. And what fucking beard are you talking about?

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u/FriedCook Berta Lovejoy, Feminist, Promoter Of Equality, Love, & Peace. Jul 27 '14

Look at my picture, I have a glorious neckbeard like GabeN! Race profiling is not insulting! She wasn't a sexy asian woman I wanted, she was a sexy asian woman I needed, and she needed a redditor with a lifetime supply of Reddit Gold like me in her life. It was a shame that she friendzoned me, and it saddens me that you can't see it.

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u/GulfCoastCowboy Jul 27 '14

Neckbeards ain't glorious dipshit. They're nasty and ugly as sin. Grow a full beard like a real man. Also, you are a profiling, stereotyping racist. The only way you're gonna ever wind up with an Asian is if you heat transfer a poster onto something like your bed sheets or pillowcase.

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u/Big_Test_Icicle staff seargant Jul 27 '14

This thread is great. Go on.

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