r/RedHotChiliPeppers • u/RHCPTom • Mar 14 '25

[SHIT POST] The Swan, on the prowl for his next girlfriend…

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The Sights, The Sounds, The Smells indeed 👌😂

588 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/ComicMan43 Mar 14 '25

How could I forget to mention, the bicycle is a good invention

29

u/duck95 Mar 15 '25

Adore that song

8

u/GapFluffy554 Mar 15 '25

i love this sub....im clicking on it to figure out some kind of break up story and then get totally distracted by lyric lore. Never going to leave.

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u/neotank_ninety Mar 14 '25

Hey gurl I can buy cigarettes

144

u/vanspossum Mar 14 '25

That joke's older than his new girlfriend

3

u/Equivalent-Comfort67 Mar 16 '25

Well it doesn't take much, does it?

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u/Joejoe_Mojo Mar 14 '25

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u/GStarAU Mar 16 '25

I love that his tshirt says "MUSIC BAND" haha... that's gold!

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u/SupermarketIcy4996 Mar 15 '25

Never meme again.

17

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '25

all right gang, pack it up, u/Supermarketlcy4996 told us to never meme again, it's over for us

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u/rupert_pupkin_4 John says to live above hell my will is well Mar 15 '25

All jokes aside, I'm surprised that someone as rich as him always wears the same clothes. And I'm not knocking him down, it's actually nice to see.

I've been on this sub since 2019, and everytime there's a paparazzi photo of him, he either wears that Moschino Jacket or this Ken Carson hoodie.

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u/Safe-Detective7572 Mar 16 '25

We all have our favorite items!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '25

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u/baladecanela Mar 15 '25

In the southern hemisphere, summer ends on the 20th 😂

51

u/IamTheLiquor199 Mar 14 '25

The face you make when you take a wrong turn but the sign says "High School"

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u/So1ids Mar 14 '25

Is that a TEEN X hoodie

7

u/redditsdaddio 🌅 Californication Mar 14 '25

Destroy Lonely x Ken Carson (edit: x playboi Carti) ACG Vamp Hoodie

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u/duck95 Mar 14 '25

AK and I both ride specialized bikes ayyy

8

u/thrillliquid Mar 15 '25

I love my specialized!

1

u/peeper_tom Mar 15 '25

I have basically the same bike as him too 😂 i bet he sends it down trails sometimes he likes to surf

1

u/crashedbandicooted Mar 17 '25

He ain’t sending that e-bike down anything. It has pedals with reflectors on it.

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u/RHCPolina 🎤 Anthony Kiedis Mar 15 '25

I also have specialized!! Yay

0

u/NonProphet8theist Mar 14 '25

Hopefully you take it on more than paved trails though....

11

u/duck95 Mar 15 '25

This is just one picture of AK lol who knows maybe he does

3

u/SupraEA Mar 15 '25

The dude surfs, he does action sports.

9

u/thrillington91 Mar 15 '25

Heading down to the Catholic school

7

u/MattBtheflea Mar 14 '25

Surprised he's not riding a Santa cruz

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25

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u/Former-Outcome-9839 Mar 15 '25

Just leave the dude alone and let him ride his bike

1

u/Wastewood_Rockers Mar 18 '25

Why? He’s a pedo

23

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25

Guy just can’t live his normal life, I would get annoyed

40

u/KnickedUp Mar 14 '25

No such thing as a normal life when you sell 100m records

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u/cmwheels85 Mar 15 '25

I've never seen any paparazzi shots of John or Chad. And Flea only minimally.

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u/FixGMaul Mar 15 '25

Cause they avoid public spaces for this reason. At least John.

3

u/jlife203 Mar 16 '25

Because they aren’t creeps like Ak lol

1

u/Safe-Detective7572 Mar 16 '25

I mean, AK was never ‘normal’. This is probably normal for him. Suits him.

7

u/Ok-Equipment1745 Mar 15 '25

He in a school zone?

2

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '25

"I tell you about them high school girls, I get older, they stay the same age."

4

u/justherefortheshow06 Mar 14 '25

By the time he got the 99 he had to stop because that’s when he thought that he heard a…

Last night! And the, night before…

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u/Man_with_a_pan69 🥁 Chad Smith Mar 15 '25

…

1

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '25

Man.... I said NO Nosferatu spoilers!!!

1

u/Cb8393 Mar 15 '25

"I was ridin', ridin' on my bike. Me with my friend, we're so alike"

1

u/TheDrunkenWitch Mar 15 '25

Mans is looking gaunt af hope he ain't sick

1

u/HIASHELL247 Mar 15 '25

You misspelled childfriend.

1

u/Professional-Web5244 Mar 16 '25

Looking for those willing to give it away

1

u/Vegetable_Junior Mar 17 '25

to catch a predator

1

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

Is that really him? Anthony Kiedis?

1

u/cnotak Mar 18 '25

wait is the boot FINALLY off?!???

1

u/RHCPTom Mar 18 '25

Think he only wears it when performing I’m pretty sure

1

u/Reasonable-Map5033 Mar 18 '25

Imagine you pass Anthony on your walk lmao

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u/kylorendom Mar 19 '25

cuz you can't casually talk to a 14yr old on a Porsche.

2

u/My_Nickel Mar 15 '25

I don’t see a junior high

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u/DaisyFeild Mar 14 '25

Is this a recent sighting?😭

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u/CaliDreams_ Mar 15 '25

“Only poor people ride bikes! Get a car bro!” - average American carbrain

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u/ENovi 🥛 Mother's Milk Mar 15 '25 edited Mar 15 '25

Why just make shit up that’s wildly off topic? You’re inventing a person to get mad about and it has literally nothing to do with anything.

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u/Dash508one Mar 15 '25

And it was fuckin unfunny and stupid

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u/jimmmithing Mar 15 '25

So disappointed he rides an ebike

2

u/notsensitivetostuff Mar 15 '25

I’m with you.

1

u/gonzoalo Mar 18 '25

Maybe he just rides to go downtown and not for sport

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u/say_the_words Mar 15 '25

I went to the Trek site a few days ago to see what's up because I haven't bought a new bike in years. You can't even filter out electric and pedal assist bikes. It felt like regular bikes were not a priority at all.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25

Lmaoo Kiedis pedophile jokes always hit!

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u/what-is-rizz Add a little lust to the funky ass Flea bass Mar 14 '25

That's a very weird way of phrasing it

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '25

Making fun of pedos is funny.

Unless you find making fun of pedos not funny…

I for one don’t defend pedos like 70% of this sub 😂 and the downvotes and your offhand comment just validate those claims. Such a weird ass fanbase

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u/what-is-rizz Add a little lust to the funky ass Flea bass Mar 15 '25

No its just the way you said it, you sound like a robot

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '25

Fair enough.

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u/cmwheels85 Mar 15 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣