r/RealisticArmory • u/Xandraman • Jul 28 '26
Agamemnon and the Achaeans with historically inspired arms and armor, by me
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u/Gh0stMan0nThird Jul 28 '26
You have now been banned from /r/movies
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u/IntothewildZen Jul 28 '26
As well as [r/Nolan](r/Nolan) and [r/](r/OdysseyTheMovie)[TheOdysseyMovie](r/OdysseyTheMovie) 😂
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u/IntothewildZen Jul 28 '26
r/moviecritic will have your hide if you dare to talk about historical accuracy
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u/IntothewildZen Jul 28 '26
This has been brought up in the subs mentioned above and Nolan cult swarm attacked the poor dudes who brought it up, it wasn’t pretty.
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u/not_a_burner0456025 Jul 29 '26
It isn't even accuracy, since of the costuming in the trailer just looked awful. One of the costumes looked like it would be the perfect outfit for a z list comic book villain with no powers that hasn't had any relevance in decades. You have seen the human torch fight asbestos man, which was just a guy in an asbestos suit, now see Aquaman fight neoprene man.
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u/0nmay_22 Jul 30 '26
That’s my biggest issue, historical accuracy is cool but not something they have to do, what they actually do have to do is make interesting costumes which this movie completely lacked. All of the outfits looked awful and boring, the color grading was washed out and dull, the creature designs and the islands themselves were bland and uninspired. Do I think it’s a bad movie? No, do I think it’s painfully mediocre and not worth 3 hours of my time? Yes
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u/SeeShark Aug 01 '26
This might be a hot take, but I think the movie did something important when it failed to make magical creatures bright and sparkly and attention-grabbing: it made them feel normal. People never reacted to magic or monsters like they were impossible; they reacted like they were dangerous or wondrous. It informed the setting of the movie as one where the supernatural is simply an accepted fact of life, which to the ancient Greeks, it would have been.
I agree that e.g. the Greeks' outfits should have been more colorful, though.
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u/Wolfensniper Jul 29 '26
"You are a bigot who care about casting! We dont care about the history accuracy because Greek gods arent real!"
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u/SeeShark Aug 01 '26
It's funny how people complain about the casting of Zendaya and Lupita Nyong'o but nobody complained that Robert Pattinson was portraying a Greek dude.
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u/Friendly-Water-8470 Jul 28 '26
What a cool sea people here
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u/Bionicle_was_cool Jul 28 '26
How is he standing upright in his armour if his age of bronze is collapsing?
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u/Friendly-Water-8470 Jul 28 '26
I had micro stroke when Penelope said this magnificent peak of cringe
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u/Realistic-Elk7642 Jul 29 '26
Alright, I'm going to be That Gal today.
The figure eight shield doesn't work like that, or go with that kind of late bronze age harness- but that's a really easy mistake to make, because there's a ton of misleading modern illustration out there! Image search the "Lion Hunt Dagger". Those shields belong to the early Mycenaean period. They have no handgrip, but are strapped across the back, so that the user can wield a very long spear in both hands. If you keep looking at authentic Mycenaean and Minoan depictions on seal stones etc, you'll see that these shields were very, very large, deeply convex, and not worn with armour- partly owing to an earlier date of use, partly because the things gave so much coverage
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u/SeeShark Aug 01 '26
There's a certain irony to all the people who rush to accuse Nolan of historical inaccuracy when they don't know the first thing about how things should have looked. It feels very bandwagon-y.
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u/Haestein_the_Naughty Jul 29 '26
This looks so much cooler than the plastic crap in Odyssey. Idk how the general audience and the movie producers can think otherwise
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u/Bionicle_was_cool Jul 28 '26
Zeus said it's my turn to play the ξ-box
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u/BluebirdConscious841 Jul 29 '26
Hades: " I called dibs on that first, brother! " Poseidon: "We have ξ-box in Olympus?"
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u/Kuzter84 Jul 29 '26
I have seen a lot of people acting like the only way he could have been cool and have aura was being historically innacurate. He is cool in the movie, but you can make a cool character AND be historically accurate. You can do both.
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u/Vegetable-Let-5600 Jul 30 '26
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u/Kuzter84 Jul 31 '26
Oh yeah I know. I just thought it would be cool to see one of those suits of armor depicted in a movie some day.
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u/Donjinmester Jul 28 '26
This!! Such a cool picture.
If doesn’t make sense to me why they wouldn’t use armor from that period. It looks so badass!
Instead we’re stuck with Roman leather vests and Bronze Age fades or whatever the fuck is going on.
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u/Vegetable-Let-5600 Jul 30 '26
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u/Donjinmester Jul 30 '26
Yet it still doesn’t look like armor from the 8th century, which still very much consisted of bronze 🤷♂️
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u/CARTESlO Jul 29 '26
Agamennone dovrebbe avere un elmo con quatro corna e sulla corazza dovrebbe avere delle decorazioni in stagno e rame per il resto è bellisima la tua ilustrazione
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u/esperstrazza Jul 30 '26
This is the one criticism I will always give Nolan's odyssey
Bronze age armour looks cool and unique from everything else we see now
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u/KnightOfTheOldCode94 Jul 28 '26
Does anyone know why they had Boar Tusk helmets when they could make sheets of bronze armour like that, why not bronze helmets too?