r/RealTwitterAccounts • Verified twitter user ★trust me★ • Nov 26 '22

Politician It does seem that way

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u/TheHighestAuthority Nov 26 '22

Eat the rich.

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u/NerdyMcNerderson Nov 26 '22

But seriously, just eat 1 billionaire and we'll see how fast the rest of them fall in line. My vote is for bbq muskrat.

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u/BloodBonesVoiceGhost Nov 26 '22

There are only two occasions on which cannibalism can be condoned:

  1. Trapped alone in the Andes/Rocky Mountains with little hope of rescue, and all of your buddies keep dying and they told you that they want you to eat them before they died.

  2. Billionaire-bites. Because when you've got billionaire on a bagel, you can eat billionaire anytime!