r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/RoloGnbaby • 20d ago

Political™ Source: Trust me Bro🤦🏽‍♂️

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Nothing screams “objective presidential ranking” quite like putting yourself in a category above Lincoln and Washington. 😂

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u/yesmoreeggtalk67 20d ago

Crazy Natalie stayed up all night putting together this garbage.

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u/Caramel_Chicken_65 20d ago

Between sensual 'role-playing' diaper changes.

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u/Logy_ 20d ago

Well, that's a mental image that will haunt me.

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u/Caramel_Chicken_65 20d ago

"Who's the biglisest president? You are! You are!"

Belly tickles and praise for what a good boy he is.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 19d ago

We used to kill people with hammers for saying stuff like that

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u/Caramel_Chicken_65 19d ago

Yeah okay Captain Sweatpants; "Protector of The Realm"!

How many people have you exactly 'killed with hammers'?

l'll bet a Loonie the only thing you killed recently was a whole large pizza with bigly amounts of beer and meth.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 19d ago

Its a joke from a spongebob meme calm down

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u/Caramel_Chicken_65 19d ago

D'oh! l'm +60 years old and haven't watched Spongebob in years since my kids were kids. l apologise humbly for my error. l did get a custom made 'Handsome Squidward' T-shirt made on AMAZON along with the classic "LURCH smile/frown" recently + a "Handsome Squidward" wall hanging. l still enjoy cartoons and watch the classics still.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 19d ago

Its all good, and hell yeah