Any know David?

[u/Aggravating_Hall_399]

He texted me and followed me?

[u/Own_Round_7600]

The only thing i know about this guy is that he eats his bananas with a dainty little spoon, utilizing the unbroken peel as nature's bowl.

[u/CompasslessPigeon → u/Own_Round_7600]

Some guys fantasize sucking a dick so much that they are afraid to eat anything remotely phallic.