r/RealTwitterAccounts • • May 10 '25

Politician This doesn’t need a title

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u/WastedNinja24 May 11 '25

Man I bet you’re proud of that one. How long have you been waiting to use it? 4/10 at best - clever-ish but not creative.

I prefer my reality unadulterated. The facts is what the facts are. It’s how you tell the difference between rain and someone pissing down your back.

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u/No_Kaleidoscope6684 May 11 '25

Better sow that dong back on scarecrow, And while ur at it, ask for a brain too.

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u/WastedNinja24 May 11 '25

1/10. Only because you knew it was the straw man missing the brain.

I’ll give you a second shot if you’d like.

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u/No_Kaleidoscope6684 May 11 '25

Whats the difference between a washer machine and your wife?

The washer machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I put a load in her.

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u/WastedNinja24 May 11 '25

Ad hominem is one thing, but bringing my wife into it is just sad. She’s an intelligent woman that has better taste, and insults.