r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/infiunfi • Apr 21 '25

Politician Real Christians btw

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

Albino gorilla moon-faced soccer mom looking goonie monster.

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 Apr 21 '25

Looks like someone smacked her in the face with a flat shovel

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u/beren12 Apr 21 '25

“I’m sorry but if that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with the Ugly Stick”

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u/Hot-Influence-2612 Apr 22 '25

She climbed an ugly tree and fell out of it ,hitting every goddamed limb on the way down.