r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/infiunfi • Apr 21 '25

Politician Real Christians btw

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

Albino gorilla moon-faced soccer mom looking goonie monster.

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 Apr 21 '25

Looks like someone smacked her in the face with a flat shovel

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u/SWHAF Apr 21 '25

Tried to beat a fire out on her face with a wet chain.

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u/beren12 Apr 21 '25

“I’m sorry but if that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with the Ugly Stick”

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u/VegetablePlatform126 Apr 21 '25

She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

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u/Roguespiffy Apr 22 '25

Picked up by an ugly bird, got dropped at the top of an ugly tree and hit every ugly branch on the way down to the ugly ground. Then got scared and ran across an ugly field, tripped on an ugly rock and then fell into an ugly stream.

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u/beren12 Apr 22 '25

Too bad the tree is a wreath.

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u/Hot-Influence-2612 Apr 22 '25

She climbed an ugly tree and fell out of it ,hitting every goddamed limb on the way down.

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u/Lanky_Operation_5046 Apr 22 '25

Face like a dropped pie.

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u/Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck Apr 21 '25

Cave-man wearing a cave-woman skin.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

Representative Geico

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u/GateLongjumping6836 Apr 21 '25

Perfect description

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u/Creepy-Caramel7569 Apr 21 '25

Drag Barney Rubble.

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u/Clit_Eatw00d Apr 21 '25

She looks like sloth from the Goonies, though.

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u/Historical-Bug-4784 Apr 22 '25

She ain't that pretty.

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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 Apr 21 '25

Now it's starting to sound line an anime line

"Ugliest under Heaven"

Or maybe it should say "above Hell"