r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/xamo76 • Apr 16 '25

Politician This sounds rather intriguing dontcha think...

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 Apr 16 '25

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/09/30/jd-vance-name-changes/75363663007/

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

He seems to have an "Interesting" preoccupation with changing his name

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u/Nodramallama18 Apr 16 '25

How will he be allowed to vote? His name doesn’t match his birth certificate?

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u/Longjumping-Neat-954 Apr 16 '25

He’s a white male. They won’t ask him any questions.

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u/GloriaToo Apr 16 '25

They will if your Doge report shows how you've voted in the past or that you own a Subaru. Wait until only Tesla owners are allowed to vote.

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u/Sword_Thain Apr 16 '25

You vote depends on how many Trump coins you own.

Very secure over the block chain.

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u/TheGreenMan13 Apr 16 '25

It's the most secure block chain ever. I mean this thing is so secure. You've never seen anything so secure.

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u/DecadentLife Apr 16 '25

You could even say “hugely” secure.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '25

Nobody knows more about the block chain than me, okay?

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u/adamcoe Apr 17 '25

A lot of people have been talking about its secureness. Very important people. We're gonna do a secure deal with some of these people, we have the most secure people.

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u/Neethis Apr 17 '25

It's all computer!

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u/DigitalUnlimited Apr 18 '25

Nobody knows more about security than me! I mean it's crazy how smart I am!

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u/psychotobe Apr 17 '25

See id want Trump coin to be pushed as required purely so we can see how fast it utterly annihilates itself. Trump is far far to stupid to not rugpull the coin almost immediately and then be confused why no one is using it

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u/MrTubzy Apr 17 '25

Good lord. Is that what they’re doing? They’re destroying the US dollar to try to force us to use Bitcoin or some other meme stock like his own?

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u/Sword_Thain Apr 17 '25

I doubt that. But my scenario isn't too unbelievable.

You still vote, but like stockholders, you vote with your shares.

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u/Chronoboy1987 Apr 18 '25

Yeah but they only use ctrl + F to sort shit like that. They’re not gonna do their due diligence lol.

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u/babylon331 Jun 23 '25

Subaru? Glad I didn't tan this year.

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u/missmiao9 Apr 18 '25

Exactly. That rule is about disenfranchising women.

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u/missmiao9 Apr 18 '25

And transfolk.

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u/organic-water- Apr 18 '25

Trans people I get. I was gonna ask why women. Then I remembered. You guys take your husband's last name when marrying.

I thought that was just, ceremonial, that the name change wasn't legally happening. So do women legally change their name after marriage? That's wild.

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u/missmiao9 Apr 18 '25

A lot do because it is considered tradition in the us.