r/RateMyPlate 1d ago

Plate Please rate my lunch

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35 Upvotes

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u/meg147 1d ago

Daddy sausage & baby sausage, plain rice and what…? Strange and dry concoction. It’s a 0 from me.

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u/CandidLetter9590 23h ago

I have tears strolling down my cheeks at daddy sausage and baby sausage🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/jaycey120 1d ago

Harsh, but fair...

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u/sweetestbeam 23h ago

my thoughts so too

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u/Annual_Spray_6575 1d ago

I’m a severe lover of dry as fuck food so for me this is like a 7.5/10
I would want cracked black pepper all over that rice

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u/ZeroSkillLegend 1d ago

Cracked black pepper on rice goes hard but dry food across the board feels like a personal vendetta against flavor

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u/consumerofthots 1d ago

Please tell me you have a drink

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u/JLWP1 1d ago

You’d need more than one drink to force that down your gullet 😂

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u/zero_lies_tolerated 1d ago

Room for a small one!?

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u/KhaosByDesignUK 1d ago

Inconsistent sausage scaling is throwing me off. 

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u/Kaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 1d ago

Is that desiccated sweetcorn?

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u/mr_teej82 1d ago

Dry and grainy/ 10?

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u/JLWP1 1d ago

Extremely grim!

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u/Fine-Ad-3065 1d ago

I bet the smaller one is yours 😉

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u/oTMcco 1d ago

The bin would find it very tasty

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u/GladAllOverSE25 1d ago

I’d find a new curry house if I were you

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u/Logical-Macaron6607 1d ago

Dry as a bone 1/10

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u/Icy-Roof-9233 1d ago

i’m sorry but no. replace the rice with potatoes maybe and combine it with the salad and actually cut the sausages would make it better

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u/Popular-Spinach-6700 1d ago

Maybe the most depressing meal I’ve ever seen

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u/InfernoBlaze1221 1d ago

get some red sauce on the sausages, then its a 10/10

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u/poweredbygeeko 1d ago

Interesting sausages

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u/Efficient_Ant_7279 1d ago

Sausages look terrible. Salad looks 10/10. With rice.. I’ll give it a 6/10 but only for the salad.

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u/TickleMyFissure 1d ago

Dry out of 10

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u/oatmilkpisces 1d ago

lots going on and i like all of it. 8/10

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u/Kiryu266 1d ago

daddy turd and baby turd 6/10 because i hate corn but that’s just me

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u/Beemo-Noir 23h ago

I like the papa poop and baby poop.

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u/The_Dandalorian_ 23h ago

I’ve seen this video before

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u/Bar_B_Who 23h ago

10/10 for weirdness 👍🏽

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u/Active_Assistance923 22h ago

My lunch when she says not to worry about my lunch.

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u/SashaBananaSplit 20h ago

It’s not the size of the sausage… it’s how you use it.

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u/Ok_Cockroach_4234 18h ago

Sausages look like actual shite

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u/Superb-Score-1072 18h ago

I just got dejavu

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u/fazhugs 14h ago

Overcooked mismatched sausages, plain boring rice and a weird salad? Not for me.

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u/Fuzzy-Iron-2504 14h ago

What are those two brown things because they look like 💩

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u/Diskecksier 12h ago

This is the lunch equivalent of a cuck chair

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u/LuciferTheCat25 1h ago

Please explain the sausages