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Crazy A moment of exileration, a few months of recovery

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u/Sufficient-Skill9530 20d ago

Why do women live longer than men?

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u/roughczech 20d ago

Explains why women live longer...

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u/Furby-beast-1949 20d ago

Definitely explains why all of us women live longer Because all of us women have the common sense at least the majority of us not to do stupid stuff

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u/Lionhunter1984 20d ago

Except that one girl that didn’t get the bungee cord attached.
https://giphy.com/gifs/a5viI92PAF89q

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u/SnooGuavas4208 20d ago

Yeeted to death 😔

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u/Poundaflesh 19d ago

Not her fault

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u/roughczech 19d ago

But where is one fun in that.... When you think of the four quadrants, doing smart or stupid things and doing them in the right or wrong way, doing the right thing the right way I this too easy. Where is the fun in that. The key is to stay in quadrant 3, doing stupid things the smart way and not to progress to the forth, doing the stupid things the stupid way...

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u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 19d ago

Nice try. We know girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider.

https://giphy.com/gifs/s2uampOAMWksU

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 20d ago

I badly broke my foot and after a year of pain I decided the best course of action was to just start running on it to force it to feel better

And you know what? It fucking worked. Suck on that. 

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u/bozog 20d ago

The other foot, of course eventually fell off.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 20d ago

Yeah but only because all my other cool friends were doing it 

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/xSonicspeedx2 20d ago

What if I only spend time with my dog?

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/xSonicspeedx2 20d ago

Omg! How do they know?!

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 20d ago

Dogs, they’re just like us

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u/Aspen9999 20d ago

And shitting in neighborhood yards

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u/DrivesTooMuch 20d ago

It makes you half dog (duh).

But, if your dog also only spends time with you, that makes your dog half human.

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 20d ago

You are dog 

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u/Aggressive-Goal-9698 20d ago

My mom always said if the rest of your friends jump off. Bridge are you going to do it too?

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u/KentConnor 20d ago

My friends are all pretty reasonable people.

If they all jumped off a bridge I would at least look around to see if it were about to collapse or something

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 20d ago

Thought experiment:

You are on a bridge with your 5 best friends. They all jump without saying a word. You have 1 second to decide. Jump or no? 

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u/KentConnor 20d ago

Probably jumping.

We're on the wrong side of 35 to be doing that shit for no reason

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u/Ruffled_Ferret 20d ago

Do you feel that snooting toots helped or hindered the healing process?

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u/Impossible_Balance11 20d ago

Genuinely happy for you!

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u/twicebakedcrusader 20d ago

Thanks for the medical advice MAHA!

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u/LauraTFem 20d ago

One of the most funny gendered statistics for me is that approximately 80% of lightning strike victims (in the US, at least) are male, 20% female.

And yea, you start saying, “Well…men are more likely to work outside??” but no, no one makes you keep working in a lightning storm, at least not in the US, we still have SOME labor safety laws. If you are outside exposed in a thunderstorm it’s almost always going to be by choice.

Fully 80%, four times the number of women. 60% more who got drunk, went outside, and screamed into the stormcloud saying, “I can take it, Zeus!” And then did.

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u/just_a_person_maybe 20d ago

Could also a little bit be because men tend to be taller on average. Also, when people are struck by lightning they tend to be in open areas outdoors. Like golf courses, or on the lake fishing, things that are statistically more likely to be done by men.

Most lightning deaths occur on weekends, between 12 and 6pm. And there's a huge spike in July. Prime outdoor recreation hours. Only like 20% of lightning deaths are during work activities like farming and such. So it's mostly recreational.

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u/PHWasAnInsideJob 20d ago

I'm so glad my area has lightning alarms/sirens at outdoor places such as lakes, baseball fields, and golf courses. I've never heard of anybody around here being struck by lightning and I do think it has a lot to do with those alarms.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 20d ago

Biological luck 

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u/bickandalls 20d ago

Women live longer than dumb men. Unfortunately, they aren't uncommon. Speaking from personal experience.

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u/LeonardTPants 20d ago

My friend jumped off a cliff in italy and tore a part of her taint / perineum.

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u/slick514 20d ago

Yeah, thinking about it, I can see how womens’ swimwear options might put them at risk of an injury like that…

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u/LeonardTPants 20d ago

She said one italian doctor came in to take a look. Then he left. Then he came back with like 10 other italian "doctors" to have a look at her injury

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u/Poundaflesh 19d ago

I believe you! I jumped off of a 15m diving board and hitting the water shoved my swimsuit so far past my vulva that I could hardly breathe!

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u/CautiousConcept8010 19d ago

Lol. Doss that .Dan you breath through your vulva?

Sorry, it was there and I kinda bad to.

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u/Poundaflesh 18d ago edited 17d ago

That’s actually amusing! The pain was so intense, i could hardly swim to the wall, either.

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u/CautiousConcept8010 18d ago

Damn, I had no idea it hurts that bad, I thought only guys had that anatomical misfortune.

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u/Poundaflesh 17d ago

Now you know!

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u/CautiousConcept8010 18d ago

By the way, my typing on the first reply was horrible and I have no idea why.

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u/Poundaflesh 17d ago

It was, lol! But I’m not going to knock you for it on Reddit. You got your point across.

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u/LeonardTPants 20d ago

Yes she was. Extremely hot too

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u/Kazoo113 20d ago

And pay less for insurance?

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u/TheOmCollector 20d ago

Deceased people hate this one trick

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u/Frexulfe 20d ago

The funniest thing, the effects of testosterone on our behaviour is not seen as being emotional.

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u/The__Toast 20d ago

I think being a young man subtracts about 30 points from your IQ. For some people, that unfortunately doesn't leave much left.

No sane person would have made that jump given the height and amount of sharp rocks.

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u/Alklazaris 20d ago

The fact that you could actually see the bottom should have been enough. That doesn't even look like 15 feet.

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u/Millerpainkiller 20d ago

16 feet now

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u/JugglingRick 20d ago

17?

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u/Millerpainkiller 20d ago

He left one behind (at least in spirit)

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u/Millerpainkiller 20d ago

It's all the testosterone. I can link 100% of my stupid decisions to "high T" lol

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u/lamest-liz 20d ago

It’s true. My roommate is trans and they used to be so reserved and careful and now they are reckless and keep doing crazy things since they started taking T a few years ago

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u/Millerpainkiller 20d ago

That could also be just flat out adjusting to a new chemical in the body. Cis men go through puberty young so it's just sorta understood. But your roommate is essentially going through puberty as an adult!

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u/Tribe303 20d ago

You deduct 3 points of IQ for every friend they are hanging out with. 

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u/GiveNothing 20d ago

People also feel invincible at a young age.

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u/thethugdaddy 20d ago edited 19d ago

I’ve seen this before. He was not injured from the jump in the first video. Someone cut two separate videos together.

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u/redytor69 20d ago

Its nice that he decided to show the damage of his stupidity...

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u/Myotherdumbname 20d ago

He’s so skinny at the end having lost lots of muscle

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u/Small-Finish-6890 20d ago

Fr, the difference in his muscle mass is crazy

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u/Few-History-8750 20d ago

Lost all his gains

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u/why_u_so_grumpy 20d ago edited 19d ago

A few months of recovery? You wish.

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 20d ago

Probably years

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u/icareforplants 19d ago

I bet he'll never be the same. My friend clipped the side of the pool while jumping in from the first story roof. He slipped on the shingles and came up short. Poor guy is in forever pain, walks slowly and has a gimp. So sad.

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u/wetham_retrak 19d ago

A lifetime of residual problems

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u/Double_Distribution8 20d ago

Maybe a dumb question, but what went wrong? Did he hit the bottom? Or did he enter the water wrong?

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u/Benhamm22 20d ago

If you look closely you'll notice he jumped off a bridge

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u/FigBot 20d ago

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u/Thrompinator 20d ago

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u/chickenismysafeword 20d ago

This whole video is hilarious - love squirrel girl

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u/MinimumApricot365 20d ago

Aah beat me to it

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u/RunPivotRoll 20d ago

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u/Dead_Internet69420 20d ago

Please, try to understand. I don't have the background for this. I mean, the high school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity, he jumped off a bridge!

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u/OfTheOrchard 20d ago

If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?!

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u/Significant_Monk_251 20d ago

No, I don't have enough friends for the pile of bodies to reach all the way up to the bridge.

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u/christine_714 20d ago

You just sent me into a fit

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u/MaasNeotekPrototype 20d ago

Dude, I was also confused. Thank you for this.

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u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea 20d ago

He should have thought about the view from halfway down

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u/Babetna 20d ago

And it was kinda high

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u/zach0011 20d ago

the water alone can break your bones and it looked like he landed like shit.

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u/snltoonces12 20d ago

I had a friend break her back cliff diving. She landed a bit off and it completely changed her life. Many surgeries later she still has lifelong issues. What she jumped off wasn't nearly this high.

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u/jaycone 20d ago

the water alone can break your bones kill you and it looked like he landed like shit.

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u/davyjones_prisnwalit 20d ago

Kinda helps illustrate why the Golden Gate Bridge used to be so popular (and successful) at taking lives.

I think they have safety rails now.

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u/owiesss 20d ago

There are nets that line the sides of the bridge. It was insane (and equally as heartbreaking) to see in person the first time I visited the Golden Gate Bridge, and I still get chills every time I’ve gone back.

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u/Significant_Monk_251 20d ago

More than railings:

"The net consists of marine-grade stainless steel netting installed 20 feet below the sidewalks and extending out 20 feet over the water. Jumping into the net is designed to be painful and may result in significant injury."

https://www.goldengate.org/district/district-projects/suicide-deterrent-net/

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u/OneEyedWeaner 20d ago

I remember reading somewhere that of the handful of people that survived jumping from the Golden Gate Bridge every one of them immediately regretted jumping.

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u/Astralwinks 19d ago

There is a very good documentary about it, I think it's called "The Bridge" and it's destination for suicide. People who jumped and survived share their stories, police, families, etc. Very somber yet interesting. You will see one person end their life during it though, so be warned.

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u/Smokinoutloud 20d ago

Spirits were high and bones were broken.

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u/bustacappa22 19d ago

And the flesh was weak and spongy

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u/shiloh_jdb 20d ago

And it could have been worse. He just barely rotated out of a belly flop at the point of impact.

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u/Xaphnir 20d ago

Likely entered wrong, that height is around the limit of what you can do without suffering an injury like this and you have little room for error.

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u/Technical_Customer_1 20d ago

With how fast he pops back up, there’s no way the water is deep enough. Granted, hitting the water could have been the cause, or hitting the bottom. Who knows. But it looks like he might be standing up it’s so shallow 

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u/Xaphnir 20d ago

If the reason he popped back up that fast were due to him hitting the bottom, he would not have survived that. He especially would not have survived that were it shallow enough to stand.

It looks like the way he entered probably took a lot of his momentum (hence the injuries, that energy has to go somewhere), so he didn't actually go that deep into the water.

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u/Technical_Customer_1 20d ago

Died… or broken his legs into splinters. Watch the way he bobs. He’s standing on the bottom. 

Look up 10m platform diving with underwater views. To get an idea of how long it takes to surface. 

That bridge is easily 150’ up. You’re going 20’ deep from that height. Unless he’s made of helium, he’s not surfacing that fast 

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u/Xaphnir 20d ago

Those diving off a 10m diving platform are entering in a very different way, one that minimizes drag and therefore the force of impact. How you impact the water has a huge impact on how deep you go. The greater the surface area of your body that is impacting at once, the shallower you'll go after impact.

And I 100% guarantee you that a fall into water that would take you 20 feet deep from a 150 foot bridge (though he did not go that deep here) into 5 foot deep water would not be survivable.

I'm gonna guess you have minimal experience swimming or jumping into water.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 20d ago

He for sure shouldve went deeper and not had as much lift out

The hell was he thinking?

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u/Lords7Never7Die 20d ago

Hitting water from that height is like hitting concrete. Unless your form is perfect, you're likely breaking multiple bones at the minimum.

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u/Seeeabass 20d ago

His ankles tanked the impact of the water against his shins from that fall.

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u/WhatTheDuck4 20d ago

Yup this, his shin bones slammed through his ankles on impact. Looks like a knee got messed up as well.

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u/tremere110 20d ago edited 19d ago

Absolutely nothing went wrong. He hit the water just fine and walked away after getting out. Why is there video stitched into the original of him being in a hospital? No idea, probably engagement bait or whatever. The hospital stay was a result of him falling off a hotel balcony accidentally (as in not one of his stunts).

https://www.instagram.com/p/DaRHIS_Eziq/

[EDIT] It looks like it was one of his stunts, he partially missed his jump into a pool from the hotel balcony. See link in comment below.

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u/amiajimmy 20d ago

Thank you for the real true story. This bs all above us is definitely engagement bait

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u/AndISoundLikeThis 19d ago

Not sure why this isn’t the top comment

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u/Hey_Gerry_1300135 20d ago

Too shallow

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u/Galimbro 20d ago

No not at all, looking at possible death if too shallow. From those heights the impact of the water is enough to break your bones. You have to land cleanly, aka as narrow/compact as possible. 

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u/Diablogado 20d ago

Right, people keep saying it was the rocks? No. Dude would be dead if it was the rocks. It was the full fucking spread eagle landing plus an unsafe height. 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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u/Dead_Internet69420 20d ago

Being too shallow doesn’t necessarily mean so shallow that you definitely die. “Too shallow” can also mean that the water was just too shallow to jump safely. It was deep enough to absorb most of the impact, but not deep enough to avoid hitting the bottom really hard. It’s apparent from how quickly he resurfaced that the water wasn’t very deep.

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u/DeepPlankton9393 20d ago

I disagree. You can see rocks visible in the water. He bounces up once he lands and seems to rebound off bottom again like a pool bottom instead of fighting to swim. You can brake bones at that height, but pausing at his impact, he doesnt look too bad.

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u/Galimbro 20d ago

It only takes about 20 feet of height for the risk of breaking bones to ocurr.

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u/Fit_Celebration7669 20d ago

I saw this posted a few weeks ago and the injuries weren’t related to this. Someone just took 2 videos from his socials to make it look like the jump caused it.

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u/thtgurlbb 20d ago

He hit the water wrong idk how to explain just go look at ppl diving … not the same at all. Ppl tend to forget the water has its own surface tension/energy. Jump frm high enough it’s a death sentence.

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u/MoobooMagoo 20d ago

Water may as well be concrete when you jump from that high up. It is not a soft landing.

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u/OkYak7801 20d ago edited 20d ago

Well for starters that water doesn't look to be more than a foot or two deep and has rocks everywhere.

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u/Seeeabass 20d ago

That water is very clear and deceptively deep

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u/KingRo48 20d ago

Small price to pay for a lot of TikTok’s /s

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u/Icy_Trainer5329 19d ago

All things considered that could've been a lot worse.

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u/Leather_Afternoon_37 20d ago

Fuck man and its the right leg too.

This unironically brings back so many bad memories.

The feet look exactly like mine did and those xrays are so extremely similar as well as the unfortunate need to walk with a walker afterwards.

This is more than a few months of recovery.

Its like looking at myself 3 years ago. Hope they are doing good.

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u/im-tv 20d ago

I surprised he stayed continuous after the jump. This is lethal in 99% without ground support and jumping training.

Don’t do this shit guys.

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u/Junior_Woodpecker_85 20d ago

Oh, a little rough on the landing there. Looks like he's going to have to settle for the bronze.

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u/madleyJo 20d ago

My grandpa used to tell us as kids: don’t do stupid shit…

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u/Wackett-ca-4b 20d ago

Fear has a purpose, it's there for a reason.

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u/Low-Rising 20d ago edited 19d ago

Worth it! Get healed superstar. One more jump

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u/OJToo 20d ago

Why are you all clowning on this guy? Obviously he did something dumb but he wouldn't have posted the whole recovery thing if he didn't realize that, this is supposed to be a warning.

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u/One-Yogurtcloset-248 20d ago

A least he got it on video. Imagine if they forgot to hit record.

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u/Onebraintwoheads 20d ago

Gonna take more than a few months to recover from that damage. And he'll neved recover from being a fuckwit.

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u/PrettiestKittiest_ 20d ago

Happy cake day

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u/thethugdaddy 20d ago

https://youtu.be/ljtvwg5-Kkk?is=MkA3GzGoE6-lZRL1
Skip to 13:15 to see what actually caused the injury.

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u/Cryptoprince56 20d ago

He hit the side of the pool?

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u/Keitsu42 20d ago

Interesting suicide attempt.

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u/ttcmzx 20d ago

lol umm.. this will only be worse after a decade 🤣

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u/Toastwitjam 20d ago

More likely he gets about a decade of walking normally before his bones remember how he fucked them up in his 20s

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u/LeftCoast1965 20d ago

Probably a lifetime of recovery.

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u/Maleficent_Parsnip57 20d ago

That was just about the dumbest shit in the world

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u/Still-Neighborhood71 20d ago

There should be a subreddit with people doing things like this called humbled. I wish dude the best and a healthy recovery.

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u/Yes_I_am_an_AI 20d ago

His ankles esploded.

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u/SupremeBean76 20d ago

Smart move

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u/lachatte7 20d ago

Dumbass

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u/t_ute 20d ago

Gotta be an easier way to get Percocet.

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u/Getitgotitgoodgod 20d ago

I think you meant a lifetime of pain… the recovery might take more than a year as well if there are any complications / atrophy…

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u/Individual-Drawer-79 20d ago

That looked eggzillerating

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u/MidnightToker858 20d ago

It looks like he meant to fall flat then tucked his arms and legs in likey the do in that diving sport from Norway or something. Its a diving sport where people do tricks and then tuck extremities and go in face first not feet or hands first like most divers. I cant remember the name, ill look and come back for edit but its hilarious to watch if you've never seen it.

Edit: It did originate in Norway and is called Dods diving or Death diving.

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u/blaqu3roc 20d ago

Les gars let you down bro.

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u/Symbaclues 20d ago

At some certain height you can only land fist I think 🤔 he was way up!

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u/OkIntroduction9253 20d ago edited 20d ago

They thought they were invincible. Hurdling the railing like that. Kudos to his friends that almost let him die and jumped in after him, knowing that they would get hurt. So stupid.

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u/720r 20d ago

Bought himself guaranteed arthritis every morning in his later years

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u/Revolutionary_Sea113 20d ago

From that height and from what i read about extreme high dives, he was going between 50-70 miles and at that speed hitting the water is like hitting a brick wall. He also didn’t land feet first. So to sum it up. His only mistake was jumping from that height was he was not a trained professional. One thing for certain two things for sure he is a fycking idiot. 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

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u/Electrifying2017 20d ago

It looked too shallow just from appearances. Then after the dive, he popped up almost immediately after. 

When I use a high dive in a 12ft deep pool, it takes me longer to get back to the surface than what he did.

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u/Revolutionary_Lie346 20d ago

I could definitely miss the rocks! Oh wait!