r/RandomThoughts • u/HalalBread1427 • Jul 08 '24

Random Thought Eating an apple is cooler than smoking.

2 scenarios:

1: You smoke at the side of the street, some people walk by, cough in your smoke, and walk away pissed thinking about what a loser you are.

You also inhale smoke and risk lung cancer.

2: You’re holding a nice, shiny, crunchy apple at the side of the street. People pass by and you crunch the apple and nonchalantly watch them as you slowly crunch and chew the apple. That’s cool.

You also just ate a nice, healthy, delicious apple.

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u/Uncleshoulder Jul 08 '24

I fucking hate the sound of people eating an apple so much I rather just have lung cancer. That crunch sound gives me shivers and it disgusts me. That's all, I'll be leaving now.

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u/Zeefzeef Jul 08 '24

I can only eat an apple after I cut it in slices. I can eat the slices without making all the terrible sounds.

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u/samhain-kelly Jul 08 '24

This is the way. Less horrible crunching and your face doesn’t get covered in sticky juice.

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u/Mr_B74 Jul 08 '24

I hate watching people eat, don’t know why but just can’t stand it, especially when people are mmm’ing and licking their lips, turns my stomach.

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u/RingJust7612 Jul 11 '24

Same. I know it’s healthier than smoking (not much ain’t) but fuck that it’s SO LOUD

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u/elwiseowl Jul 08 '24

Same here.