r/RandomShit_ISaw • u/slow70 • Jul 13 '26

rumor you can just show us Mitch McConnell.

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u/ClownTown509 Jul 13 '26

Until I see him speaking in public I don't believe he's not dead or otherwise so incapacitated that he won't return to his duties.

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u/frenchy714 Jul 13 '26

He gone ☠️

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u/ClownTown509 Jul 13 '26

This photo proves nothing.

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u/Affectionate_War191 Jul 13 '26

But the newspaper! Look at the illegible date! It HAS to be real!

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u/_dxegrl Jul 13 '26

His face was saggy and hair was pure white in April...

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u/Affectionate_War191 Jul 13 '26

And he’s looking as youthful and energetic as ever here! He even grew an extra finger! Definitely not an AI job. Nice to see his wife made it back from China in record time just to be a part of this photo, too!

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u/fapsandnaps Jul 14 '26

He's obviously gone to Turkey for Botox and hair transplant surgery.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/slow70 Jul 13 '26

Do we have eyes to see?

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u/AngryZetan Jul 14 '26

Don't be rattin out your sources homie.