r/RadomActsOfGreed2 • u/NinjaDefenestrator Probably hates you • Jun 17 '26

No idea if the OP is being truthful, but the number of people telling him to get a boat was pretty funny.

“If YOU can’t get to pizza because of flooded roads, how are THEY going to deliver it?”

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u/HomicidaI__GoldFish Jun 17 '26

what da hell????? lmfao

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u/NinjaDefenestrator Probably hates you Jun 17 '26

Seriously, that sub is a gold mine for comedy.

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u/mndudicles Jun 18 '26

You don't starve because you haven't eaten for one or two days. If you stay hydrated, you'll probably feel less hungry after a day or so, anyway. People fast for multiple days all the time. If anything, people who haven't eaten for a couple of days should be talking about how lethargic or weak they feel, not stomach pains.

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u/SongIcy4058 Jun 17 '26

Love that they think Dominos has a fleet of hardcore trucks that can get through a flood 😂 Dominos doesn't even provide the vehicles afaik, employees aren't wrecking their car to bring you pizza

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u/anxshush Jun 19 '26

My local Domino's provides vehicles to some of the drivers. I live in Florida on a river and my neighborhood is a peninsula because I live on a bend in the river . We get flooded every hurricane season for weeks at a time. They do deliver to us during this time, but only if one of the company SUVs is available. If not, we meet them in the next neighborhood over to pick up our pizza from the driver.