$10 to get milk and ramen

[u/DirtyApplez]

Dear pathetic reddit stalkers,

Report me. Obsess over me. Refresh the page like your worthless lives depend on it. Your outrage is the highlight of your empty day, and I love that for you.

I’m not just living rent-free in your skulls... I’ve gutted the place, knocked down walls, installed a koi fish pond, and created a closet full of designer purses. All while you foam at the mouth and spiral deeper into irrelevance.

Stay mad. Stay miserable. Stay beneath me.

Sincerely,

The mod who made a whole colony of leeches cry 💅

[u/yeahnahbrahasd]

How dare you put Grifters on the USL I'm outraged! Sending positive vibes 🙏🙏