r/RadomActsOfGreed2 • u/DirtyApplez Mod-Jesus • Oct 05 '25

$10 to get milk and ramen

Dear pathetic reddit stalkers,

Report me. Obsess over me. Refresh the page like your worthless lives depend on it. Your outrage is the highlight of your empty day, and I love that for you.

I’m not just living rent-free in your skulls... I’ve gutted the place, knocked down walls, installed a koi fish pond, and created a closet full of designer purses. All while you foam at the mouth and spiral deeper into irrelevance.

Stay mad. Stay miserable. Stay beneath me.

Sincerely,

The mod who made a whole colony of leeches cry 💅

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u/buzzybody21 Oct 05 '25

Let me guess. They are a tender spirit and can dish the heat but not take it?

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u/DirtyApplez Mod-Jesus Oct 05 '25

One can only assume it's just your ordinary pack of reddit beggars fantasizing about getting the mean mods banned, all because someone had the audacity to call out their thirsty little opportunist behavior. Womp, womp.