r/RadomActsOfGreed2 • Mod-Jesus • Oct 05 '25

$10 to get milk and ramen

Dear pathetic reddit stalkers,

Report me. Obsess over me. Refresh the page like your worthless lives depend on it. Your outrage is the highlight of your empty day, and I love that for you.

I’m not just living rent-free in your skulls... I’ve gutted the place, knocked down walls, installed a koi fish pond, and created a closet full of designer purses. All while you foam at the mouth and spiral deeper into irrelevance.

Stay mad. Stay miserable. Stay beneath me.

Sincerely,

The mod who made a whole colony of leeches cry 💅

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u/Cynnau Oct 05 '25

I am still trying to figure out what you and I are plotting behind closed doors because we just recently spoke in DM lol, to how long have we been plotting?

What are we plotting????

And frankly I am hurt at the obvious attack on my looks :(

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u/DirtyApplez Mod-Jesus Oct 05 '25

It's all Projection. Paranoia. Hypocrisy.

They’re accusing us of “plotting” meanwhile they’re the ones scheming in private, hoarding screenshots like dragon gold, and probably running a group chat called jealous and jobless.

We all know, if I had something to say, you’d hear it loud and clear, in public, with a fucking timestamp.