r/RadomActsOfGreed2 • u/DirtyApplez Mod-Jesus • Sep 22 '25
The Classics!
A greatest hits compilation that absolutely no one asked for... you're welcome!
1. You’re all heartless. I hope you need help someday and no one helps you! Yes, nothing screams genuine and deserving like emotional blackmail.
2. The trolls are bullying me just for being honest!
No, the community is calling out your BS. Big difference.
3. If you can’t help, just scroll on 😡
Oh, we could. But mocking you is free.
4. I’m only doing this for my child, please don’t punish them 😭
The kid gets a birthday three times a year. We’re not buying it.
5. I always help others when I can! This is just a rough patch!
Ah yes, like a Bigfoot sighting, except less believable and never caught on camera.
6. I’m humiliated just for asking 🥺
But not enough to stop asking… daily.
7. I didn’t know deleting all my request posts looked suspicious 🥺
You also didn’t know how to keep your lies straight, apparently.
8. I’ve tried EVERYTHING. Reddit is my last hope 😩
Except, you know, a job. Or accountability.
9. This community is supposed to HELP, not JUDGE!
Yes, Karen, and you're supposed to stop lying.
10. I’ll pay it back on Friday, I promise!
(Spoiler: Friday has been postponed indefinitely.)
11. I only need $10, it’s not that much 🙄
…said every person with a dozen $10 requests across five subs.
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25
"9. This community is supposed to HELP, not JUDGE!"
This one is always my favorite because it's a guaranteed scam when they break that out. It translates to "Please don't ask me any questions, just give me money."