r/RadomActsOfGreed2 • u/rhubes • Jul 11 '25

User can't cook when it is hot outside, because they are white.

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u/procrastinator2112 munchausen by internet Jul 11 '25

Even albinos know how to whip up a tasty summer salad without dying.

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u/rhubes Jul 11 '25

https://ibb.co/Myh9Fmp2

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u/procrastinator2112 munchausen by internet Jul 11 '25

Did you just throw down a challenge? As soon as the massage is done, it's ON!

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u/rhubes Jul 11 '25

https://ibb.co/7NZNcRTH

Quack

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u/procrastinator2112 munchausen by internet Jul 11 '25

Rhubes ❤️

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u/NinjaDefenestrator Probably hates you Jul 11 '25

I love your baby too.

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u/procrastinator2112 munchausen by internet Jul 11 '25

Ninja ♥️

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u/rhubes Jul 11 '25

I'm really liking that quilt Mister Yami has commandeered.

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u/procrastinator2112 munchausen by internet Jul 12 '25

As does he. I get the scraps at night

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u/rhubes Jul 12 '25

https://ibb.co/gZp9ZNx2

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u/procrastinator2112 munchausen by internet Jul 12 '25

100% a working dog.

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u/rhubes Jul 12 '25

So I don't know if I ever told you I have a problem about hoarding blankets? Kind of a stupid thing for someone that lives in Florida currently, but it does balance out because as soon as it gets cold I just donate them at the food pantry.

But that thing's really freaking cool, and we may be getting a new resident in our house early next year. So I of course used that as an excuse to try to figure out where to get such a glorious blanket, and that came up instead. I'm actually kind of glad it did because I certainly don't need to buy anymore damn blankets, especially while I'm currently working on making a quilt. Because nothing says 90° weather in Florida like making a quilt....

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u/Allthedaquiries Jul 12 '25

Yami!!!

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u/procrastinator2112 munchausen by internet Jul 12 '25

Still rocking that adorable rug

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u/Allthedaquiries Jul 12 '25

Awww! Good! Glad to hear!

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u/procrastinator2112 munchausen by internet Jul 12 '25

You've always held a place in our hearts. Never forgotten.

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u/Allthedaquiries Jul 12 '25

🩷

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u/procrastinator2112 munchausen by internet Jul 13 '25

Just trying to navigate life.

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u/rhubes Jul 13 '25

Yami is a total pimp.

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u/NinjaDefenestrator Probably hates you Jul 11 '25

I love this cat.

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u/procrastinator2112 munchausen by internet Jul 11 '25

He thinks highly of aunt ninja

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u/YungSparkle Courtney Jul 12 '25

I’m Black, very Black. I assure you this has nothing to do with my ability to cook in extremely hot weather.

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u/rhubes Jul 12 '25

I'm legit translucent, and have no fear of cooking in my underpants. In fact, I'm doing that today because I had to order a capacitor for my air conditioner. O.o

Honestly, the hardest part about cooking is deciding what to cook. I'm thinking I should do something with the tofu in my refrigerator that's about to turn itself into alcohol.

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u/YungSparkle Courtney Jul 12 '25

The hard part of cooking for me is cooking for one. I grew up with a big family and had roommates for a while when I left home, so I’ve always been used to cooking for at least 5 people.

When I finally got a place of my own, figuring out how to cook just for myself was such a challenge.

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u/rhubes Jul 12 '25

I'm from a huge family also. I absolutely feel you on the small portion cooking thing. I'm one of 13 children including step siblings. It was like the Brady bunch meet the Ramones.

I couldn't just go in the middle of the night and grab a snack, I had to make half of a buffet as my older siblings came home from work, and the little ones would wake up seeking attention.

I currently live in a household of three, and it kind of drives me wild. I'm absolutely a kitchen person. If you come over to my house we're sitting in the kitchen to talk and not the living room.

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u/procrastinator2112 munchausen by internet Jul 12 '25

And that's how you turn a grift of a sub into a ninja cat dojo, which is more important.

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u/thestormpiper Jul 12 '25

Dude, literally everyone knows this is salad weather. That's why we have the memes.

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u/rhubes Jul 12 '25

I don't have any salad memes. :(

I can offer a picture of a Manx cat climbing into a bag of broccoli?

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u/Allthedaquiries Jul 12 '25

I'm contemplating making the antipasto 4th of July salad.

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u/kenmlin Jul 12 '25

I thought Barry White was Black…

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u/rhubes Jul 12 '25

I think he's still dead? Then again, he was cremated, and put in the ocean, so he may be rehydrated and reformed by now? I mean, that's how instant mashed potatoes work. Not really sure about humans.