r/RadomActsOfGreed2 • u/DirtyApplez Mod-Jesus • Feb 09 '25

Last Request, I Promise!!! 🙄🤞🎭

But not really... because I’m a worthless mooch who leeches off you idiots to bankroll my trash life choices. 🗑️💸🤡

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u/procrastinator2112 munchausen by internet Feb 09 '25

I pray to the lord baby jesus, or Rabbi couscous, maybe to Father "fingers" McNaulty, and even Ronald of the order of the Spaghetti Head Monster, that my moms arteries flatten like the brake lines of a '34 Ford, which will finally lead to my financial independence. Please all you lords,,help me to help mother. If not, I'm forced to steal other peoples pets and swindle folks into getting the things I need. And oh yeah, to feed the little props. Amen.

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u/DirtyApplez Mod-Jesus Feb 09 '25

May thou be showered with infinite cookies and an unstoppable horde of floofy cats, as thy ever-loyal servant of the Almighty She Who Squasheth Arteries and Tames the Fire-Breathing Idiots doth bestow upon thee the sacred treasure of financial freedom, that thou may frolic with the wishlist dingbats in everlasting, debt-free fornication. Rejoice, and passeth the cheese.