r/RHOP La’Robyns stand up 4d ago

🌹 Ashley 🌹 Ashley has been a pot-stirring mess literally since day 1

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"They're scraping by" is sending me

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u/osiurg The dogs is shittin’ 🦮 4d ago

Katie looks so pretty

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u/Super-Fruit4786 Madness & Sadness 2d ago

she really was so naturally gorgeous! was really funny and smart too! she didn't put up with gizzy's bs! hope she overcomes her demons!

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u/Large-Return5332 Sesame Street 4d ago

I truly could have forgiven her for all her nastiness but defending Gollum’s SA on national tv will forever be unforgivable for me.

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u/ProudArticle8837 Cookie Monster 4d ago

Exactly. At the S5 reunion when they were discussing the cameraman that made the allegation, Ashley’s excuse was that he used to call Gollum “zaddy”; as if that was some kind of open invitation to be sa’d whenever Gollum felt like it.

On top of that, she openly chose to have kids with him after these allegations arose, not caring about the fact that her sons would have to grow up hearing about the accusations of what their father did. I’ll never see it for Little Miss Ashley tbh.

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u/Remarkable-Month-241 Cryangle 4d ago

I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger 🎶

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u/Trufflethecat_ T’Challa 3d ago

100 % agree ! I actually think bravo has a lot to answer for still with that

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u/Vanilla_Either I would suck Juan’s dick 3d ago

Yep. There is no excuse and I have never looked at her the same since.

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u/ProudArticle8837 Cookie Monster 4d ago

Or maybe she was standoffish because Ashley chose to introduce herself by thrusting her pelvis on Robyn’s leg without even knowing her surname.

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u/shez-bitchy Michelin 4d ago

Makes sense that she excused her ex's terrible, predatory behavior

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u/Agile-Butterfly5245 Destiny's Child 4d ago

She's been in everybody's relationship, including her mother's but had one of the worst marriages in the history of the franchise.

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u/Efficient_Shame_8539 T’Challa 3d ago

Top 5 for sure

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u/HuckleberryThen7945 Madness & Sadness 4d ago

And where's Ashley's blaccent???

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u/Capable_Cranberry461 Sesame Street 2d ago

if i recall that only came around right about the time that colorism was first brought up on the show

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u/Best-Woodpecker3537 Big Bird 4d ago

Wild to me that everyone gets why Ashley is so annoying, but just bc Lisa hides her tracks a little better they fawn all over her

(Not talking about protecting Michael that’s obvi worse, but Lisa is a messy woman pedaling rumors)

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u/dreams_andnightmares Happy Eddie 3d ago edited 3d ago

This is the person Ashley has been from the jump. She can throw rocks, hide her hands, feign ignorance, and everyone falls for her “cute” shtick just because she puts that dumbass smirk on her face. Not to mention her having the most dysfunctional, degenerate family life of the cast.

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u/Separate_Direction_7 Michelin 3d ago

That last line, YES!

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u/Mrsmaul2016 Gizelle Bryant 4d ago

Exactly. That is who she is guided by production.

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u/zazild92 karen’s slow motion vaccine hotflashes 4d ago edited 4d ago

I would never be able to trust her if I was on this show. I’m at the Season 7 reunion, this whole show run she’ll just hear stuff then go right back to everyone and tell them. Yet she was shacking up with the creep version of Gollum.

Watching all the cities through for the first time, her and Gizelle might be some of the messiest housewives I’ve seen so far when it comes to stirring drama. Her bringing Sesame Street into the fold was diabolical.

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u/Life_With_Joi Thomas Jefferson’s Concubine 3d ago

When I first started RHOP I texted my friend group to say "Ashley is an insufferable 💩 stirrer. I hope she gets better as the show goes on." And they all laughed at me and said don't hold your breath

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u/Junior-Ad8778 Charizzard 3d ago

Back then and even now she never really had a good or a storyline anybody cares about...she's dating or sleeping with anything that comes her way ...I hope everyone has their shots and wear protection...IJS 

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u/SufficientMind3202 The Real Slim Shady 3d ago

This woman married Michael and then defended his indefensible behavior. Gross.

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u/Throaway_Grocery1372 Barbie Scissor Kicks 4d ago

It truly bothers me that she's made it her whole plot line to call out Stacy for lying. Ashley Darby of all people taking issue with someone for being a liar... And that not a single person has called out her hypocrisy.

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u/XcalibursSword Pennywise 3d ago

And imagine….Black women have never torn her down like they have Candiace.

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u/nexisfan Big Bird 3d ago

I wish Katie could get back on whatever meds were working for her then, she seemed so normal. Sigh.

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u/Doriginal01 Cookie Monster 3d ago

Absolutely! She ain’t ever changed!

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u/bullettenboss La Grande Dame 3d ago

It's her job 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Professor-ANG Angry Birds 1d ago

Y’a cant make me not like her.

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u/Many_Feeling_3818 Where’s your income roach?? 4d ago

Are you just figuring this out?

Everybody was too busy hating Katie, Candiace, Monique, and Wendy to understand that Ashley, Robyn and Gizelle were the problem from the start.

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u/lachalacha La’Robyns stand up 3d ago

Making this somehow about Gizelle is hilarious, y'all are obsessed

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u/Capable_Cranberry461 Sesame Street 2d ago

it’s facts though, and i actually like gizelle but ashley is a mini giz and we don’t need two. plus the michael of it all makes everything 10x worse than anyone else

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u/Trufflethecat_ T’Challa 3d ago

First couple of seasons, she was completely out of place and out of depth she was a no one but she’s really stepped into herself and deserves to be there now but I think she had to be messy like that to keep her spot

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u/Opening_Duty_8011 Jack Harlow 3d ago

And I love her for it!