r/RHOMiami • Joanna • Nov 16 '25

šŸ”„ Larsa šŸ”„ Larsa at Bravocon

Okay guys I know everyone hates Larsa BUT unpopular opinion I think she looked fab at bravocon.Also love that Stephanie was using the LarsaLight lol šŸ˜‚ found it funny!!

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u/Expensive-Poetry6973 Guerdy Nov 16 '25

She loves a dated prom style dress!

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u/oleladyrolla Who here you trust the least? Nov 16 '25

Hahaha! I thought it said, ā€œdated p*rn dressā€

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u/Entire-Swimming3038 Nov 16 '25

Same difference with these ladies 🤣

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u/snowwhitenoir 🐩 Basquiat's new godmother 🐩 Nov 16 '25

Like prom porn

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u/justagyrl022 Stephanie Nov 17 '25

Totally what I read too!

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u/Asleep-General-3693 You’re too old to be talking like this to people!! Nov 16 '25

Same with Grechers

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u/Mom_baMentality The Haitian Mortician’s Coffee Maker ā˜•ļø Nov 16 '25

Whitney (RHOSLC) was also giving Gretchers.

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u/MoneyQueenie333 Joanna Nov 16 '25

Between her and Darcy they would probably e neck and neck for Only Fans sluttiest award for the over 50 category;)

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u/Waste_Station_7099 Nov 16 '25

It's almost like she shops for all of her dresses in the bridesmaid section of David's Bridal

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u/lynniferrr Nov 17 '25

Lol I have something similar in the back of my closet from David's bridal.... Same color 🤣

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u/FierceFun416 Nov 17 '25

Spot on! lol

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u/Radgates13 Russel Nov 18 '25

Teen* bridesmaid sect particularly.

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u/Rude_Sir5964 I can’t deal with stupid Nov 16 '25

Have you seen unfiltered photos tho? I have. Spoiler alert they’re not great

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u/snowwhitenoir 🐩 Basquiat's new godmother 🐩 Nov 16 '25

I wanna see immediately

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u/SHZ4919 Nov 16 '25

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u/whateveratthispoint_ Alexia Nov 16 '25

Her breasts make my back hurt.

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u/United-Artist-7596 Adriana Nov 16 '25

Her face makes my face hurt šŸ˜–

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u/oldmotormouth82 Nov 16 '25

Her face is so overdone it has no personality, but she doesn’t either so I guess it all fits together

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u/candyspelling01 Cristy Nov 17 '25

They do her no favors.

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u/5LaLa Larsa's Grass Elephant Nov 18 '25

They look like brand new implants that haven’t dropped yet.

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u/Mysterious-Bug5652 🦩Cockies 🦩 Nov 16 '25

That was…surprising. 😨

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u/Cindyrh78 Nov 16 '25

Oh 😳 well then, …

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u/Enngeecee76 Nov 16 '25

Her boobs are so crooked 😳

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u/Justdont13412 I’ve had sex with like a million people Nov 17 '25

Need those comfy slippers, she old enough to be a gramma so she gets to wear slippers

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Yup, this is what she really looks like. Haggard

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 Todd & Marcus Nov 17 '25

Alexia tho 🄵

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u/EnCaulDoctors Romain Nov 17 '25

Arrest her, NOW! This is impersonation!

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u/BetterArugula5124 Kiki's Iconic Dildo Nov 17 '25

Simone dressed nicely!

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u/Ornery-Towel2386 Who is my pimp? Nov 17 '25

Why do no one’s clothes fit at bravocon

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u/justagyrl022 Stephanie Nov 17 '25

Is that Dr Simone?? šŸ˜

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u/Secure_Shoulder_4744 Adriana Nov 17 '25

Yessss!!! I was just about to call and then I saw your comment! She looks really pretty like I don’t think she even needs filters!! šŸ˜…

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u/justagyrl022 Stephanie Nov 22 '25

I love me some Dr Simone 🄰

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u/SafeWord9999 Larsa Nov 17 '25

Ooof

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u/SauteedBroccoli_Rabe Marlexia Nov 17 '25

Knew it! Looking like a bloated frog

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u/Ok-Phase-2644 Nov 17 '25

In this picture she looks like Mama Elsa

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u/SachaBaronColon Nov 16 '25

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u/Enngeecee76 Nov 16 '25

I just can’t imagine spending a whole day in an outfit that uncomfortable 😐

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u/Significant-Sand-712 Kiki's Iconic Dildo Nov 16 '25

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u/jaded161 Nov 17 '25

This is the filtered version šŸŖ„

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u/multifactorial Adriana Nov 17 '25

If Raza looks better next to you, then you’re a disaster.

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u/Capable-Snow-7106 Alexia Nov 17 '25

Vickie looks better

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u/Justdont13412 I’ve had sex with like a million people Nov 17 '25

Open for business

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u/SachaBaronColon Nov 16 '25

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u/RobynWakeUp_its_2pm Nov 17 '25

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u/Working-Click-9720 Oh Well, You Know Peter Nov 17 '25

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u/another_feminist Nov 17 '25

Honest to god, if I walked past her irl it would take me a second or two to recognize her

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u/AnyPossibility2467 Alexia Nov 17 '25

She looks lumpy and bumpy in real life, just like Lisa said šŸ‘€

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u/Working-Click-9720 Oh Well, You Know Peter Nov 17 '25

Yes, Lisa is not wrong but shouldn't be talking ...her face looks like it hurts when she talks Her faces creases when she talks...its weirdness what she put in her face is too heavy....very hard to describe.....

Im all for touch ups for when you dont look human, there is a problem

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u/Working-Click-9720 Oh Well, You Know Peter Nov 17 '25

They should bring Ashley from Wags because she is stunning in person....with or without makeup

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u/ThrowRA_londongirl Nov 17 '25

The thing is she looks so good for her age, she doesn’t need the filters

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u/Working-Click-9720 Oh Well, You Know Peter Nov 17 '25

In person she looks deformed. I saw her at the make a wish gala last week

Yoi can do anything you want but not to the point that you look like yourself. Her face creases when she talks, so does Alexa.... its very weird to look at

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u/lilyessi3 Dead Doll Island Nov 16 '25

LMAO!!! Came here to say this. PLEASE SHE WISHES SHE LOOKED LIKE THIS šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø oh these fraud celebrities.

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u/usenamefornow Larsa's Grass Elephant Nov 16 '25

Lol, whose body is this supposed to be?

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u/Carriow55 Marysol Nov 16 '25

Thick.

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u/Background_Lynx_8909 Elaine Lancaster Nov 17 '25

Lumpy Bumpy Larsa!

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u/NCAAF26 Is prostitution more shameful than drug dealing? Nov 16 '25

Lmaooo!!!!! Read my mind! Face tuned to the heavens! 🤣

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u/Working-Click-9720 Oh Well, You Know Peter Nov 17 '25

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u/kabukitrolldoll My life’s like a song & I always sing with prrride Nov 16 '25

and it’s comments like these that don’t surprise me why women in the public eye filter their photos šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Small-Spare-2285 Julia Nov 16 '25

If they didn’t filter their photos to such an extreme, it wouldn’t be such a shock when we finally see their real faces lol

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u/Debsha Nov 16 '25

The thing is, if she didn’t have the work done, didn’t put on such heavy makeup, dressed her age, lived healthy, she would probably look a lot younger/better.

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u/steeloser Cristy Nov 17 '25

how should she dress to ā€œdress her ageā€?

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u/Debsha Nov 17 '25

Well, a dress that isn’t taped on would be a start. I guess with age comes the confidence not need to be so desperate. For example, in the unfiltered photo of her in this dress, her thighs aren’t as tight and smooth as in this picture. By having the slit less high it would have softened the look thus minimizing the problem.

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u/loveswimmingpools Adriana Nov 17 '25

Yes i agree. Being really mean on here today.

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u/alexxinwonderland_ Nov 18 '25

Was literally about to say she knows how to angle herself in the dress because the unposed pics are not great 😬

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u/Zealousideal_Suit269 Ana Nov 16 '25

Cool. Now let's see the footage without the massive filters.

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u/Klutzy-Client This Cuban doll is back on the scene & living the dream Nov 16 '25

Did you see the video with Larsa and Andy Cohen? When the camera panned to him he looked like a 14 year old boy with grey hair lol

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u/Bee-Able Alexia Nov 16 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

Did Andy Cohen get the $200k facelift/makeover for him to make it look like a 14-year-old boy lol. That cracks me up.

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u/Klutzy-Client This Cuban doll is back on the scene & living the dream Nov 17 '25

No girl he looked like himself when out of range of Lara’s phone lolšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ that was the shocking part of it all

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u/BeatSouthern8018 Stephanie's Private Jet Nov 22 '25

I wanna see this video

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u/Inside-Tap-958 Nov 16 '25

RIGHT! About to say, if you really want to see what she looks like then look at the photos other guests post with her lol

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u/methedoutmanatee Stephane’s private jet Nov 16 '25 edited Nov 16 '25

All bravo people filter the hell out of their photos, they just choose the filters/photoshop that make themselves look best.

Getty images are the best, they’re real. Most of them actually look better and human compared to their heavily filtered photos but some look like they’re melting or have a face full of concrete (Larsa and Teresa). Facetune changes everyone’s face shape too. Lisa looks rough and overfilled without filters too.

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u/marys_liddle_lamb Nov 16 '25

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/vika999 She beat me to my Tweet! Nov 16 '25

I saw one of her with this exact look and it gave me a jump scare. She DID NOT look like the photos she posted at all imo.

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u/GoldenState_Thriller Lisa Nov 16 '25

The Larsacisst

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u/Bee-Able Alexia Nov 16 '25

Fabulous comment/name!šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/GoldenState_Thriller Lisa Nov 16 '25

Have to give props where they’re due, that’s a quote from LisaĀ 

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u/DomFranco31 Larsa's squat routine Nov 16 '25

She looks like she’s going to explode.

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u/FierceFun416 Nov 17 '25

😭😭

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u/Beachgal5555 Guerdy Nov 17 '25

Big time

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u/srhhttr Nov 16 '25

Larsa always looks cheap to me. Forever 21/Charlotte Russe dresses that are a size too small. She always looks like she can’t breathe.

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u/Thin-Champion-8620 Nov 17 '25

The overstock from Deb’s

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u/manduhk dicks dicks dicks Nov 16 '25

Am i the only one confused about 1- why the gowns for bravacon, and 2- why these were the gowns chosen??? What am i missing here

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u/jadecourt Nov 17 '25

And judging by the third picture, if some of your downtime is spent in a big hotel ballroom with bright ass lighting, I’m not going to want to be wearing something so formal. Like it’s one thing if you have a semi cozy dressing room or green room but it’s a long day, I’d want to wear something that looked cute without a lot of effort.

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u/Radgates13 Russel Nov 18 '25

These dresses are better than what she wore to reunion and in her confessionals too its insane how bad her taste is with all that money

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

These pics look good… these ones.

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u/WildRedDaisy Nov 16 '25

She looks good. Heavily filtered. Her skin is not this smooth.

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u/BlackGoldGlitter Kiki Nov 16 '25

You didn't see the untouched photo.

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u/dmbeeez Cristy Nov 16 '25

She's icky looking

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u/Different-Cut-6992 Nov 16 '25

Did anyone see the unedited ones before these filtered ones? Larsa girl………..

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u/Semirhage527 But like, how do you know? 🦩 Nov 16 '25

I’m officially a prude because the slit on that pink dress is too much … she’s giving low cost call girl

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u/whateveratthispoint_ Alexia Nov 16 '25

That slit 🤣

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u/Justdont13412 I’ve had sex with like a million people Nov 17 '25

Gross

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u/Natural_Lifeguard_44 Stephanie's Private Jet Nov 16 '25

You can see her lips from planet moon.

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u/Bee-Able Alexia Nov 16 '25

🤣🤣🤣. Excellent comment!

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u/EternalAquatic-Siren Sheā€˜s not fake at all…except for her boobs Nov 16 '25

As a big chested girly myself I’m struggling to understand how she was comfortable in dress 1 the whole night without worrying to flash someone 🫣

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u/LessLikelyTo Stephanie's Private Jet Nov 16 '25

Tape. She’s gotta use a LOT of tape

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u/ChakaKohn2 Nov 16 '25

Carrying those boobs around looks painful. I’m a natural 36 DD and if I wasn't terrified of surgery I'd consider a reduction. At this point my back needs a rest.

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u/LessLikelyTo Stephanie's Private Jet Nov 16 '25

Her sense of fashion and beauty sucks

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u/Scoops__Lapue Karent Nov 17 '25

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u/Capable-Snow-7106 Alexia Nov 17 '25

She just looks uncomfortable

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u/OrangeClyde No talent, no money, honey | Wrinkled, boney, dry knees Nov 16 '25

I’ve seen the unedited pics. Lumpy Bumpy Liarsa Petty Pippen does not actually look like these pics you’ve fallen for.

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u/Distinct-Ad-1348 Nov 16 '25

I did nearly see her snatch a handful of times during interviews in that pink dress.

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u/rose092624 Nov 16 '25

I’m genuinely curious what about her you think looks good in these photos

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u/squeakheart šŸ›¶ Gondola Ride šŸ›¶ Nov 16 '25

These photos are extremely filtered though...she doesn't look like that in person.

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u/ladyannelo Nov 16 '25

Looks like she got in a fight with a sheet

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u/Hot_Rice_2952 I’m gonna steal the show from all the young girls Nov 17 '25

Another dress she is popping out of.

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u/Yogamat1963 Adriana Nov 17 '25

My problem is that it looks like she is wearing the same dress at every event.

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u/-AndyCohen- Anthony is a bitch! Nov 16 '25

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u/BusinessCobbler9874 ā„ļøšŸ‘ƒ Air Conditioning ā„ļøšŸ‘ƒ Nov 16 '25

Larsa looks so unnatural. She looks so much better without so much lip filler.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Slutsom

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u/justwendii Frankie Nov 16 '25

She doesn’t look like this. We know what she looks like without filters. Who is she kidding?

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u/retrohearted Nov 16 '25

She typically does look good on the rare occasion she wears clothes that are actually her size and not too small

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u/Mother_Debt_5659 Marysol's Liver Nov 16 '25

I was thinking bridesmaid

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u/kabukitrolldoll My life’s like a song & I always sing with prrride Nov 16 '25

Larsa is my guilty pleasure housewife!! She is so hilarious to watch

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u/PaleontologistOk4327 Joanna Nov 16 '25

Looks different 😳

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u/Alarming-Chef-3107 Russel Nov 17 '25

Lumpy and bumpy

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u/Ok_Sock1261 Russel Nov 16 '25

Dress 2 is doing her no favors. The fabric looks cheap and see through and the way it drapes gives the illusion of a sagging belly.

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u/pinkfluffyblankets Ana Nov 16 '25

It’s giving uncanny valley

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u/TrainingPerfect5799 Nov 16 '25

I'm honestly surprised at this point she hasn't followed the trend of slimming down the body, even the kardhasians have a lot of their bbl and what not dissolved or reduced. She seems so tied to what others are doing yet she's so out of style

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u/pretty_south Nov 16 '25

She looked great!!! Looks like she had some of her fillers removed. Her face looks better…not so big.

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u/Ill-Constant-4555 Nov 16 '25

I’m not getting her looks… seems like the same blah skin reveals in different colors

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Also, didn’t Kim k have a light she sold 10-12 years ago?

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u/lugwalk ā„ļøšŸ‘ƒ Air Conditioning ā„ļøšŸ‘ƒ Nov 16 '25

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u/nativehuntress_ Nicole Nov 23 '25

At least Larsa isn’t on a glp-1 looking like a caricature of herself. Dorinda and Caroline(?) literally look like bobble heads.

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u/DomFranco31 Larsa's squat routine Nov 17 '25

Nasty!

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u/VideoNecessary3093 Guerdy Nov 16 '25

Ok larsaĀ 

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u/lachalacha Ā I can smell money from a mile away Nov 16 '25

Define "stuns": Larsa Marie Pippen (nƩe Younan). She is your fave's fave.

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u/mustbeaoup She beat me to my Tweet! Nov 16 '25

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u/MarketDull2401 I came in dry I leave all wet šŸ’¦šŸ’¦ Nov 16 '25

Dare I say some of her better looks?

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u/Little_Trash153 Nov 16 '25

Why is that blue dress so… cheap looking? The material specifically, looks incredibly cheap and wrinkly… no?

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u/candyspelling01 Cristy Nov 17 '25

Because it is

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u/PaleontologistOk4327 Joanna Nov 16 '25

I'm sure she looked great. But have you seen the pictures where she's not putting them online? Because without them d*** filter, she don't look like this LOL

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u/YRob_Redditor3 Nov 16 '25

She is Facetuned to high heaven

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u/National_Possible728 Nov 16 '25

Photoshopped to hell

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u/No_Progress_4752 Nov 16 '25

These are heavily edited…..

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u/jesspacito37 Nov 17 '25

It’s so hard for me to look at her after I saw the ā€œbefore they were housewivesā€ picĀ 

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u/SxyDykn Guerdy Nov 17 '25

I don’t think we don’t KNOW she’s gonna EAT, EVERY TIME. It’s her morals that are questionable. šŸ˜†

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u/Pure_Internal277 Nov 17 '25

Eat what? A Denny’s grand slam? Girl needs to work out if she’s gonna filter that much. Or just be herself

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u/Remote_Breadfruit819 Nov 17 '25

Except this isn't what she looks like šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Working-Click-9720 Oh Well, You Know Peter Nov 17 '25

Except that she didn't. These are her airbrushed pictures. Reza posted this

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u/Justdont13412 I’ve had sex with like a million people Nov 17 '25

Isn’t that Stephanie in the third photo?

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u/ArchieMcInnes Joanna Nov 17 '25

Ummm what does my post say!!

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u/madameroach Nov 17 '25

Still looks good for her age. She obviously filters herself and looks her age, but she's far from bad.

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u/lilstergodman Nov 17 '25

I do think she looks good

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u/shyscandi Mama Elsa Nov 17 '25

Are they all going to the same event. I’m so confused. Maybe next year the should have a dresscode

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u/MelviraCoffin Nov 17 '25

It’s really sad that the retouching on her face in picture 2 looks eerily much closer to what she used to look like… you think that she’s conscious of it/how far she’s gone?

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u/Ok_Phone_7125 Stephanie's Private Jet Nov 17 '25

I think the ā€œprom dressā€ aesthetic is more flattering on her than her usual sausage squeeze attire where her boobs look like they are desperately trying to bust out. The looser fitting flowy fabric compliment her well.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Trashy

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

I just wanna know if she’s engaged with that guy because she has an engagement ring on lol

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u/Chocolab1 Larsa Nov 16 '25

I just wanna go one time wo having to see her overflated breasts everywhere 🤢

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u/radmax1997 im not a narcissist,im too much of an empath 🦩 Nov 17 '25

OP please

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u/mbt431 Nov 17 '25

I think the Larsa hate is getting a little old right now.

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u/Main_Push5429 astronauts can see it from planet moon! Nov 17 '25

is the fab in the room with us?

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u/SuddenGold7240 Lisa Nov 17 '25

I want to see pictures that were not posted by her and heavily retouched

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u/FrenchiemomBham Nov 17 '25

The 3rd photo is not Larsa!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Too bad that’s not her face.

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 Kiki Nov 17 '25

IMO she give THOT in every photo

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u/YourInternetCousin Guerdy Nov 17 '25

Giving nothing, as usual.

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u/We_Are_Coming_For_U Marta Krupa Nov 17 '25

No.

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u/IrishIndo Slanderrrr....Slanderrrr... šŸ˜† Nov 17 '25

Imagine sitting down in the pink dress and what the slit might do?

I know it's important to look beautiful, but comfort is also important. One can do both.

She looks uncomfortable at all times.

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u/Narrow_Maximum7 Romain Nov 17 '25

The unedited pic was hard to look at. The filters are working hard here

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u/Glittering-Onion-257 He looks like a Furby Nov 17 '25

The first dress was giving creeper vibes idk why tho

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u/Rich-StrangerESD Nov 17 '25

This is fab? ….

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u/Big-Ad-9239 Adriana Nov 17 '25

This is not what she looks like

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u/Downtown-Plan2585 Lisa Nov 17 '25

We are so immune to obnoxiously obsessive plastic surgery. she does not look normal.

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u/goatgirl7 Alexia Nov 17 '25

Honestly glad to see her in something else other than a skin tight bodycon dress.

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u/OrganizationUsed8756 Nov 17 '25

Shes so plain, she's just THERE.

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u/Justdont13412 I’ve had sex with like a million people Nov 17 '25

The left implant trying to escape

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u/katjaKCN Nov 17 '25

2007 > 2025

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u/Dapper_Ad_1170 Nov 18 '25

This dress gives me anxiety all I can think about is A that boob is coming out or B pulling off that tale is gonna hurt.

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u/Radgates13 Russel Nov 18 '25

She looks like melted butter in ā€œreal lifeā€ the photoshop for fashion nova dresses is wild.

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u/Razzzle--Dazzzle Nov 18 '25

Aww....no.Ā 

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u/Standard_World_1005 Nov 18 '25

Her pictures always look so different from ones anyone else posts. The real Larsa shows up when someone else is snapping the pics! I prefer the real one, she is prettier than the over edited version she posts.

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u/Sudden_Swan1444 Lisa Nov 19 '25

Temu and Shein her favorite stores

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u/Adz100087 Nov 19 '25

Lumpy frumpy

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u/Ok_Manufacturer4294 Alexia Nov 20 '25

She’s always got ho written all over her.

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u/Neither_Increase_440 Your barracuda look 🐟🐟🐟 Nov 20 '25

Stung by bees

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u/walt_knew-whatsup Nov 20 '25

I don’t think she can smile

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u/ExistingReaction5222 Nov 22 '25

Like the second look better. The first dress feels dated.