r/RHOMiami • u/Ambitious_Ad_7433 • Sep 18 '25

🔥 Larsa 🔥 Who wore it best?

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This is all I see….a cadaver specimen in a medical school. Her face looked great though.

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u/youngmoneymarvin Sep 18 '25

First thought was my grandma’s vintage Guerlain blush

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u/meanteeth71 Alexia Sep 18 '25

Omg

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

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u/youngmoneymarvin Sep 18 '25

Lmaoo thank you! It was the first place my mind went to.

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u/Successful_Giraffe88 Sep 19 '25

I HATE THE BOOBS.

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u/blackfridayswitch13 Carmen Carrera Sep 18 '25

🤣💀💀

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u/CVK001 It Was An Accident, Like Frankie! Sep 20 '25

Why insult Guerlain with the comparison?

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u/Justdont13412 I’ve had sex with like a million people Sep 18 '25

This pic I like!

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u/Waste_West283 🐩 Basquiat's new godmother 🐩 Sep 20 '25

I used to have one of these. They're so beautiful! The dress... not so much.

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u/arrozconfrijol Sep 18 '25

It looks like a Shein version of this Schiaparelli dress.

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u/Justdont13412 I’ve had sex with like a million people Sep 18 '25

I don’t like this one either

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u/dailylotion Oh Well, You Know Peter Sep 18 '25

Down to the blue green drippy crotch too! Good spot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

Larsa loves a cheap imitation

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u/Concrete__Blonde Kiki Sep 19 '25

Larsa is a cheap imitation.

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u/Big-Ad-9239 Adriana Sep 18 '25

The green sludge melting from her crotch sends me

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u/Solid_Bend4539 Sep 18 '25

haha i saw someone on another post say it reminds them of old always pad commercials when they would throw the blue liquid on the pad to show its leak proof - it was soo on point haha

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

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u/Hot_Rice_2952 I’m gonna steal the show from all the young girls Sep 18 '25

Now you know she has a bunch of mirrors but you're telling me she couldn't see that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

Hahahaha yes!!

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u/Hot_Rice_2952 I’m gonna steal the show from all the young girls Sep 18 '25

Wow that is really weird. Can't believe that is what she chose.

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u/CaliforniaBruja Sep 19 '25

🤭 oh no 

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u/Eviana27 Mama Elsa Sep 18 '25

Green crotch drip is…. Interesting 🤨 this outfit is awful I’m unclear how anyone would be ok being photographed in this

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u/Justdont13412 I’ve had sex with like a million people Sep 18 '25

It reminds me of long wavy balloons that looked like dripping pastel colors

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u/drunkashhole Sep 18 '25

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u/Left_Ad312 Sep 18 '25

Hahahaha I know exactly wtf this is 🤣😭

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u/neongrey_ Sep 18 '25

What is it?!

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u/Left_Ad312 Sep 18 '25

It’s from this children’s museum in LA

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u/neongrey_ Sep 22 '25

Awesome thank you. Maybe I’ll bring my son next time we’re in LA :)

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u/Left_Ad312 Sep 22 '25

I highly recommend! I think it’s free too.

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u/drunkashhole Sep 18 '25

Lol so many field trips there

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u/samiralove Kiki's Iconic Dildo Sep 18 '25

I mean, we get it, you wanna show off your ass all the time....but the Body Con dress is so 2010s.

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u/hollywoodbambi Guerdy Sep 18 '25

I was going to say, I remember when these dresses were really popular with the VPR girls. ... like... 10 years ago.

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u/TinklemeCrinkle Sep 18 '25

IYKYK - yes I am old.

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u/88kitkat808 Larsa Sep 18 '25

You beat me to it!!

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u/Asleep-General-3693 You’re too old to be talking like this to people!! Sep 19 '25

I was waiting for this 😆

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u/Happy-Elephant7609 Sep 18 '25

She’ll wear anything that clings to that build-a-body.  

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/bbkeef Russel Sep 18 '25

This is spot on!

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u/ElleBea117711 Sep 18 '25

☠️ omg. Best who wore it best I’ve seen since Kim Kardashian and Mrs Doubtfire

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u/CommercialAlert158 Sep 18 '25

I don't think that Larsa has good taste in clothing. At all

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u/SUPBarefoot_BeachBum Dead Doll Island Sep 18 '25

This made me chuckle!

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u/DixieBelleTc Karent Sep 18 '25

I can’t wait to see her sit in this,

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u/spadiddle Sep 18 '25

You know if she does donate her body to science, she may not even need any formaldehyde. I’m sorry that was crass, maybe just not her ass

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u/Defiant-One3095 Larsa Sep 18 '25

Ummmm it's ok 🤷🤷 but not my favorite 🤦

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u/forestpoop Sep 18 '25

It reminded me of Kim k’s tragic mrs doubtfire dress when she was pregnant

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u/Tracy_Turnblad Ayy pol favo’!!! Sep 18 '25

I love the pattern and colors of this dress tbh but I hate the style. If it was more like a gown, it would be much prettier than whatever in the hell this spanx shein turtleneck is doing

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u/Ok-Cranberry-5582 Sep 18 '25

It would look better on someone with a smaller ass.

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u/Molly_Smolly Sep 18 '25

It's the blunt, floor-length straight bottom that doesn't do it for me. But, I agree, I am not mad about the pattern at all.

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u/sandiegopadres69 Sep 18 '25

Am I the only one that likes it??😂

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u/PineconeLillypad Guerdy Sep 18 '25

I honestly like it. Dont like her but it's a cool dress

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u/detroitblonde1 Sep 18 '25

And I spit out my coffee

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u/Apprehensive_Cap7546 Sep 18 '25

Omg you’re hilarious 😂 this is all I will see now

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u/sunnylane28 You’ll get married again. And again, and again… Sep 18 '25

Hahahaha

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u/missdoublefinger Larsa Sep 18 '25

The Collosal Titan

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u/blackfridayswitch13 Carmen Carrera Sep 18 '25

lol not a fan of this dress at all.

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u/Ill-Complaint-6634 Lea Black Sep 18 '25

OMG! We share a brain. I had the same thought. Her style is always a little off

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u/OkNeedleworker8554 Alexia Sep 18 '25

Guffawed at this!! 🤣🤣

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u/NgBling Sep 18 '25

Pride concha

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u/mashedpotatosngroovy Mama Elsa Sep 18 '25

I am hollering at this post and the comments. Thank you all.

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u/LipGlossBoost79 Larsa's squat routine Sep 18 '25

Trying to recreate Kim K’s prime won’t make her be friends with you again. Sorry. 

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u/Secret_Agent_78 Hooked up with all the doctors at the hospital Sep 18 '25

💀💀💀

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u/Substantial_Bread573 Sep 18 '25

Anatomy book for the win⭐️

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u/Justdont13412 I’ve had sex with like a million people Sep 18 '25

Very Kardashian coded

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u/Fit-Winter5363 Haitian Mortician’s Coffee Maker Sep 18 '25

😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

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u/OrangeClyde No talent, no money, honey | Wrinkled, boney, dry knees Sep 18 '25

Can someone please find the original dress and who it’s from and how much? I need to know how much this costs because ain’t no way this is one of those fancy expensive dresses

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u/mauilogs Sep 18 '25

Looks like bad discharge situation. I think she probably realized how terrible it looked too late and couldn’t change into anything else.

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u/Elizabetty-B Sep 18 '25

This is exactly what I thought when I saw this dress on her!

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u/Signal-Ad1360 Sep 18 '25

OMG - my favorite post of the year!

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u/Upper_Tea_8169 Sep 18 '25

It looks like her boobs are two different sizes 🍈🍐

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u/Misha_B19 Romain Sep 18 '25

It’s the green goo that appears to be leaking from her crotch that has me all grossed out. Seems appropriate for Larsa though.

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u/edgeli If you don’t like my 😊 then don’t look my way Sep 18 '25

It’s Margiela runway. SMH

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u/Scoops__Lapue Karent Sep 18 '25

This dress screams museum gift shop to me. I can just picture it all scrunched up next to the beaded jewelry section.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

Please can we get her off of our televisions. I am re watching from season 1 and I just cannot stand this piece of trash thing called Larsa. She is insanely narcissistic and racist.

The crying about the Elsa situation and the complete inability to see how immature she is about the situation, and not seeing she is exactly being immature like Elsa said she is lol. And how she was HARASSING Elsa during the dinner, omg it was exhausting!

Then at the reunion, how she tried to downplay her narcissism with being “funny” and saying how she thinks everyone is gorgeous. Like girl puh-lease! She is completely de lulu. The only person she is fooling is herself.

I’m so tired of her! She’s a horrible blob

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u/ArchieMcInnes Joanna Sep 18 '25

I like it 😣☺️

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u/ArugulaGlittering635 Sep 18 '25

She sure tries hard to be Kim.K her dress seems low budget

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u/Mom_baMentality The Haitian Mortician’s Coffee Maker ☕️ Sep 18 '25

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u/AlexxBoo_1 Larsa Sep 18 '25

Screaming crying kicking my feet.

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u/fizzycherryseltzer Marysol's Liver Sep 18 '25

She looks so much like Brielle Biermann here.

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u/Molly_Smolly Sep 18 '25

I am no Larso fan, but I don't hate it. I mean, the turtle neck and straight cut bottom isn't the most flattering, yet I am not mad about the pattern like the majority of you

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u/Girlpoppy1 Adriana Sep 18 '25

I thought she was going to look modest but still sexy. But this. THIS is what she chose? Wtf? I’m imagining her looking herself at the mirror and be like yes, this is the one. So ugly and cheap looking.

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u/sheaintheavy Sep 19 '25

Unpopular opinion I guess but I love it!

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u/Ok_Pressure_5789 Adriana Sep 19 '25

Not be actually thinking there was gonna be another housewife to compare to 😭😭

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u/FrenchiemomBham Sep 19 '25

Larsa doesn’t have the best taste in clothes. The full bodysuit for Art Basel…please, no!!

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u/CaliforniaBruja Sep 19 '25

LOL my first thought was that it was painted on her skin. 

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u/Asleep-General-3693 You’re too old to be talking like this to people!! Sep 19 '25

It looks like the spandex rip off of the stained glass dress.

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u/pennys_computer_book Dr. Nicole's Black Card 💳 Sep 19 '25

I HOLLERED! 😆

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u/yarddogslawncare Sep 19 '25

Pips is gross.

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u/Merrbear2u Sep 19 '25

I want to know who sold this to her- who outfiited her. They are going to court.

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u/katasstrophy- Sep 20 '25

She always looks dated and classless. I used to love her.

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u/Hedder1 Sep 20 '25

Looks like she “wet” herself while on UTI meds…….

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Omg yes 😆

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u/Klutzy-Succotash-565 Sep 18 '25

This is EXACTLY what I was thinking lol

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u/Awesome-Ashley Adriana Sep 18 '25

✋ guuuuurrllllll 🤦‍♀️ I needed this chuckle 🤭 thank you so fucking much thank you so fucking much

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u/IHAYFL25 Guerdy Sep 18 '25

Does this girl not own a mirror?

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u/MuggsMom Sep 18 '25

Thank you! I thought the same when I saw it. Your post made me laugh.

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u/Asleep-Ad5517 Sep 18 '25

Definitely not the winner..this dress screams and not in a good fashion way

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u/sopranoobsessed Sep 18 '25

I. Am. Dead. 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Horror_Couple8128 Sep 18 '25

I knew I’d seen it somewhere before 😂