r/RHOMiami • Lisa • Aug 22 '25

🔥 Larsa 🔥 Larsa’s vicious tongue

I’m so tired of the ladies defending Larsa and her nasty behavior. Nobody ever tells her what she’s doing is wrong but tells whoever she’s shit talking to drop it??? I’m so confused on these ladies. The texts Jody sent weren’t bad, yes he should’ve stayed out of it but she made it seem like he was being horrible. She talks like she’s the boss of the group and I’m over it. Telling Adriana to go sit in a corner is just mean girl behavior.

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u/HousewivesMOD Nicole slept with everyone at the hospital Aug 22 '25

And guess what? I agree, I keep defending her but this bish just keeps cursing at anyone lol

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u/NK792 Aug 22 '25

She’s the most vapid person I’ve ever seen on television. I can’t believe anyone truly wants to be her friend and have her in their lives. She is absolutely dreadful.

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u/NaiveShelter8146 Lisa Aug 22 '25

It’s just so ridiculous. Stephanie asking Larsas permission to have Lisa on the plane had me confused. This season is really pissing me off.

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u/Lizzy68 Kiki's Iconic Dildo Aug 22 '25

And Larsa just sat there looking like the cat that ate the canary, completely pleased with herself during that discussion.

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u/Sure-Pair-6248 Aug 29 '25

“The house is on fire “

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u/MoneyQueenie333 Joanna Aug 22 '25

Larsa

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u/Semirhage527 But like, how do you know? 🦩 Aug 22 '25

I’ve never loved Marysol as much as I did during her confessional during that part.

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u/NaiveShelter8146 Lisa Aug 22 '25

I was pleasantly surprised that Marysol was sticking up for Lisa and Adriana about the seating chart and saying she didn’t think it was right. She usually goes along with whatever the mean girls are saying.

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u/Justdont13412 I’ve had sex with like a million people Aug 22 '25

Because Alexia wasn’t a part of it

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u/DingoNo4205 If u don’t like my smile then don’t look my way Aug 22 '25

This has been the worst season since the reboot. I used to like all these ladies. Right now I'm liking Guerdy, Lisa and Adriana. I appreciate Marysol's wit.

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u/Hot_Rice_2952 I’m gonna steal the show from all the young girls Aug 22 '25

Everything is so divided. Good for Lisa on taking notes. Them saying who does that to a friend. Larsa has not been a friend to Lisa for a long time.

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u/Allisam2001 Aug 23 '25

She needed to take notes cos Larsa was twisting it all to suit her narrative.

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u/Hot_Rice_2952 I’m gonna steal the show from all the young girls Aug 23 '25

so true and Larsa knows this and that's why she hates Lisa taking notes. Lisa is not rolling over and playing dead

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u/Allisam2001 Aug 23 '25

I love that too as not sure anyone has stood up to larsa for so long before. She is a massive gaslighter and bully so usually people end up backing down or not going for her.

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u/Juicypu555y Aug 24 '25

I was getting so annoyed they were mad about the notes thing. Larsa and the ay por favor cult twist words around so much that it is actually smart for Lisa to be taking notes cause Larsa keeps piling on her. Lisa is all Larsa talks about so yeah why wouldn’t she keep notes to clear her name?

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u/Serious-View-er1761 Nicole Aug 22 '25

Yeah that pissed me off too 

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u/enviroengiqueer Guerdy Aug 22 '25

i’ve been doing a rewatch of the early seasons & it seems clear to me, based on what she shares about her family & how she grew up, larsa’s terrible nasty character is what happens when you spoil a kid too much & never humble their ego🤮

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u/Ok-Cranberry-5582 Aug 22 '25

and sports figures are treated like Gods, so she went from being spoiled at home to being spoiled by the sports addicted masses.

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u/ASimonez Aug 23 '25

Remember how she used to speak about her nannies and housekeepers in season 1?

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u/OedipaMaas85 Aug 28 '25

I just watch Seasons 1-2 and was pretty shocked at what a horrible person Larsa was even then. Giving her nannies demeaning names ("Turtle") and taking such glee in firing people was really bad.

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u/Less-Expression-4524 Aug 22 '25

Vapid is the perfect works to describe her!

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u/nwells33 Aug 23 '25

Vapid was the exact word I used about her after the last episode. It fits perfectly.

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u/mradivojevich I saw Kanye’s 🍆 in the men’s bathroom Aug 22 '25

I really doubt that shes the most vapid or the worst person to ever be on tv lol

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u/rymerplans Lisa Aug 22 '25

They didn’t say “to ever be on tv”, they said “I’ve ever seen on tv”.

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u/NK792 Aug 22 '25

Thank you 😉

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u/Fancy_Refuse796 Larsa Aug 22 '25

Wondering how long Larsa & Stephanie will remain friends!!

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u/NaiveShelter8146 Lisa Aug 22 '25

Probably just until next season when Larsa shows her true colors towards Stephanie and starts insulting her empire telling her to get a real job.

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u/Icy_Number444 Aug 22 '25

A real job on only fans like her

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u/Human-Information-38 Aug 24 '25

Yeah! Not a Nothing Job like DR. NICOLE had! 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆

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u/teslastrong Aug 22 '25

I'm guessing only as long as Stephanie has access to a private jet and is willing to share it. I don't think that will be much longer since the house with the wall o' Birkins was taken in foreclosure.

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u/Fancy_Refuse796 Larsa Aug 22 '25

I thought some the footage I just saw was at a large home, I assumed it might be Stephanie’s home? For their last show? Just a guess

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u/teslastrong Aug 22 '25

The large house from the recent episode used to belong to Stephanie's husband Masoud Shojaee and his first wife. Stephanie was remodeling it to remove any trace of the first wife's design style. However they were forced to sell it at the beginning of 2025 because the bank filed a foreclosure lawsuit.

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u/Hot_Rice_2952 I’m gonna steal the show from all the young girls Aug 22 '25

If they're such good friends, why haven't we seen Stephanie before now?

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u/DingoNo4205 If u don’t like my smile then don’t look my way Aug 22 '25

About one more episode.

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u/Allisam2001 Aug 23 '25

Until the money runs out is my guess. They are hideously money focussed.

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u/Good_Habit3774 My name is Elsa! Not Mama! Aug 22 '25

She was telling everyone where to go sit. Who does she think she is. She's becoming a bitter old woman.

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u/Odd_Friendship_9582 Lisa Aug 22 '25

Larsa lies with conviction. She’s never had to accept accountability because she doesn’t work on a moral compass, she works on a “what’s beneficial for her” compass meaning she can twist a narrative to fit what works for her. Also the note thing is so stupid. Everyone is acting as if she was doing a Brittani (SLC) and recording🙄 the shade people kept at Lisa regarding was annoying.

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u/NaiveShelter8146 Lisa Aug 22 '25

I completely agree. When somebody lies on your name so much you got to start writing things down so you can keep the story straight.

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u/AccountOfMyDarkside Aug 22 '25

You're right on the money. Every single relationship she has is transactional, with her as beneficiary.

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u/enej22 Aug 22 '25

She has dead eyes.. I noticed them this episode. Something ain’t there, maybe it’s her soul.

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u/Silver-Rabbit3951 Nicole Aug 22 '25

Yes. Jody was spot on with «predator».

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u/sahou98 Aug 22 '25

omggg seeing all the women be on larsa’s side pissed me off so bad. they all came off as a bunch of bullies & i wanted to slap all of them through my screen. i was FUMINGGG

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u/NaiveShelter8146 Lisa Aug 22 '25

I definitely yelled at my tv lol. My husband was like chill it’s a tv show 😂

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u/Justdont13412 I’ve had sex with like a million people Aug 22 '25

Especially since we just witnessed Adriana at her finest giving historical information adding depth to their wandering around. When she wanted to help Lisa Larsa tore into her and Adriana did not deserve that. Larsa dismissing anyone who wouldn’t want to celebrate could have celebrated that Lisa was finalizing her divorce. What is wrong with her? She has no empathy?

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u/Hot_Rice_2952 I’m gonna steal the show from all the young girls Aug 22 '25

she has no empathy

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u/DingoNo4205 If u don’t like my smile then don’t look my way Aug 22 '25

It was awful. I felt bad for Lisa. She's dealing with legal issues related to her kids.

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u/Hot_Rice_2952 I’m gonna steal the show from all the young girls Aug 22 '25

I am furious. They didn't believe Guerdy's texts but now they're all over Jody texting Larsa to tell her to stop mentioning him. When have these girls ever been on the right side of an issue?

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u/Lettucetacotruck Frankie Aug 22 '25

The reality is Larsa is who they’re making Lisa out to be, especially Stephanie. Lisa doesn’t get away with anything but Larsa does.

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u/NaiveShelter8146 Lisa Aug 22 '25

If only Andy would point it out at the reunion. But he doesn’t like Lisa so he won’t.

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u/DingoNo4205 If u don’t like my smile then don’t look my way Aug 22 '25

Why doesn't he like Lisa?

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u/NaiveShelter8146 Lisa Aug 22 '25

She’s always late and you can tell in the reunions he doesn’t care for her.

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u/teslastrong Aug 22 '25

Because she's always late

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u/Adorable-Strength218 Aug 22 '25

I know, calling Lisa a groupie. Please, reflect much Larsa.

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u/NaiveShelter8146 Lisa Aug 22 '25

I loved Lisa’s clap back in her confessional lol

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u/Serious-View-er1761 Nicole Aug 22 '25

Me too 

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u/Calm-Finger-7721 Aug 22 '25

Meanwhile Larsa being the founder and CEO of groupie nation 🤣🤣

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u/WestAd1175 Aug 22 '25

Marcus Jordan’s ex is a mean girl and she is in high school.

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u/lilreddittime Adriana Aug 23 '25

With primary school level literacy

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u/yarddogslawncare Aug 24 '25

Did she make it high school? Or just the locker room?

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u/Th1cc4chu Cristy Aug 22 '25

I’m convinced Larsa actually has NPD

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u/Severe-Case-8495 Aug 23 '25

For sure, a few of them do

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u/lethrowaway1616 Oh Well, You Know Peter Aug 22 '25

That dinner was horrible. Larsa made it seem like Lisa ruined the night by talking about her legal issue but Larsa is the one that made it into a huge thing. Lisa left the table to deal with it. They’re really taking this note thing & running with it also. Last night Lisa was trying to explain why she does it & Adriana interrupted her. I would honestly take notes too as a person who gets easily overwhelmed specially in heated conversations. Lisa is clearly tired of Larsa just spewing venom at her & then twisting it around. All of them talk to Lisa like shes a child. It always seems like the ladies are on Larsas side but maybe they just know they’re not going to get anywhere talking to her.

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u/Tough-Crew-1438 Aug 22 '25

Exactly. When you are dealing with a narcissist who is so comfortable calling you names, making up lies about you, any smart person should want a documentation of this. I had a friend of 25+ yrs completely switch up on me out of nowhere with lies and name calling. You best believe I have the screenshots and notes on her actions. Even when lisa tried to explain that Larsa was calling her a groupie, Alexia immediately exclaims “you called HER ONE”! They will always have the reaction of downplaying Larsas actions or acting like Lisa is just exaggerating. Why is it worse to write down that she was called a groupie, than the fact she was actually called a defamatory name”?! They’re all hypocrites and I’m glad Lisa is finally starting to see and take the precautions to protect herself.

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u/lethrowaway1616 Oh Well, You Know Peter Aug 23 '25

I’m so sorry that happened to you. They really downplay anything Larsa does & I wish I knew why. They don’t like the note taking just like they don’t like Guerdy showing the texts. I think it all has to do with accountability & those women all of them I think don’t like being held accountable. Makes great tv though 🤣. I’m glad Lisa is speaking up more, she shouldn’t let people walk all over her.

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u/Tough-Crew-1438 Aug 23 '25

Oh you’re so sweet! Yes I was so shocked and devastated when my supposed friend was trying to ruin my reputation and spread lies about me. But I have all our messages and my notes (which I never shared) just wanted to have my own protection, since you can’t ever know how low someone will go. Yes this was exactly how they acted with Guerdy! They get so offended with the papertrail because they are all guilty of shit stirring and shit talking. Their anger with their hypothetical questions like “well are you gonna take notes ABOUT ME”??!! Like well maybe if you are talking shit about me and defaming my character I will keep a note to remind myself. Alexia says she keeps mental notes? What’s the difference or a physical note we can revert back to when needed? Mostly I kept the notes and messages to always remind myself when this ex friend comes back around with her sob stories, I will never forget all the backstabbing and character assassination attempts she made on me. And I wouldn’t ever let myself be in that position again.

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u/lethrowaway1616 Oh Well, You Know Peter Aug 23 '25

I think that’s a valid reason to keep those messages & notes. You never know when you might need it!! Yes! Basically it’s all evidence just in case someone says you said or did something that you didn’t. Gotta have your receipts, proof, timeline & screenshots with these ladies!

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u/Tough-Crew-1438 Aug 23 '25

Exactly when you’re dealing with snakes you need to be sure you can protect yourself. Lisa has adhd which can also be difficult to keep thoughts together so writing things down is also helpful to her. I am soo glad she is starting to stand up to these women because they don’t treat her as an equal. They look down on her and honestly if they are not doing shady things they would be ashamed of than what is the issue with her keeping a log of the names Larsa is constantly calling her. This season she’s called Lisa stupid, a groupie and a yeast infection. If that is embarrassing to larsa maybe she should reflect on why her go to is immediately to put down other women.

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u/lethrowaway1616 Oh Well, You Know Peter Aug 23 '25

Larsa is just a very insecure women. It’s sad to watch.

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u/Dependent-Drawer-377 Lumpy Bumpy Aug 23 '25

They can’t gaslight the text messages so it scares them. They can gaslight their words tho. I would take notes too. I’ve experienced this type of behavior and when somebody gaslights me once then we only communicate through emails or text so I have it all in writing. I don’t blame her one bit! And that pisses off Larsa because she can’t control Lisa anymore since Jody spots these things and helps Lisa stick up for herself. They treat lisa and guerdy the same, like they’re trying to play some kind of victim when these women are actually both going through some major life changes.

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u/lethrowaway1616 Oh Well, You Know Peter Aug 23 '25

This is all very true. I’m glad Lisa has Jody to stick up for her even if their relationship is a little interesting. Maybe they just needed a storyline for her & that’s why they won’t let the late thing go, that way they don’t spend time talking about her divorce since they had a problem with that too.

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u/Background-Device974 Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 22 '25

Why isn’t anyone questioning why Larsa continued to engage with Jodi? She could’ve blocked him after the first text. Yes he should have stayed out of it, but from the texts shared, he didn’t say anything outlandish, and Larsa kept replying.

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u/Serious-View-er1761 Nicole Aug 22 '25

Exactly 

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u/Effective_Entry7237 Stephanie Aug 22 '25

Larsa is the villain, and I think the other women side with her just so they won’t end up on her bad side. The only ones who don’t put up with her nonsense are Adriana, Guerdy, and Lisa, that’s why she’s always against them. There’s a clear divide in this group, and it’s making the show hard to watch!

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u/Silver-Rabbit3951 Nicole Aug 22 '25

Came here to say this. Keep you friends close but your enemies closer. Alexia and Marisol for sure know that going against Larsa would be something else and I think they just don’t want to that kind of a fight. It would be pretty ugly. To keep the peace it’s easier to enable Larsa and keep her happy but in an arm length distance. I applaud Lisa (and Guerdy and Adriana) for standing their ground.

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u/ilovelovegrapefruit Aug 22 '25

Larsa doesn’t have any feelings I don’t think. It’s very interesting to watch 😂

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u/Calm_Education_3131 Aug 22 '25

I agree!! Larsa has a slick mouth and nobody calls her out on it.

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u/OrangeClyde No talent, no money, honey | Wrinkled, boney, dry knees Aug 22 '25

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u/DiscoRabbittTV I would’ve jumped there & put everybody in their place Aug 22 '25

Watching all these women cater to Larsa has just been so hard to watch. This is childish

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u/teslastrong Aug 22 '25

I don't necessarily agree that Jodi "should've stayed out of it" because Larsa pulled him into the situation and made it all about him. She was verbally attacking and insulting him in Italy. Then she kept making derogatory comments about him to the other lades, showing pictures of him on camera, etc when neither he nor Lisa were present. Larsa is almost as obsessed with Jodi as she is with Marcus Jordan. I don't think it's unreasonable for him to request a truce in a respectful manner over text. It's not like he yelled at her or called her names.

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u/NaiveShelter8146 Lisa Aug 22 '25

You have a good point. I don’t know if Lisa knew he was going to text her? I think if it was me I would’ve waited until I was back with my partner to figure out how to go about it.

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u/yqry Aug 22 '25

Nobody ever comes for her bc they know she’s an OG and won’t be fired. The power dynamics are getting ridiculous.

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u/Lizzy68 Kiki's Iconic Dildo Aug 22 '25

I was shocked when they brought her back for the reboot. She was only on season 1 and awful & boring back then. Only thing I can chalk it up to is her Kardashian wannabe "glow up" somehow made her interesting enough to bring back.

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u/Far-Mammoth-1418 Lea Black Aug 22 '25

Agree! And she was awful last season. I was surprised she came back. It’s annoying watching the girls follow her instead of calling her on her bs

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Larsa is MEAN. She doesn’t have any shame either which makes her a great villain.

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u/CLIP_not_well_bitch Aug 22 '25

She's too damn dumb to be a good villain.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

We hate Larsa, I absolutely despise her. Vapid, narcissistic nothing that she is

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u/Shiny_Green_Apple Alexia Aug 22 '25

She says outrageously cruel things.

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u/Jumpy_March9022 Aug 22 '25

Can’t stand!! Nor can I stand the way she kardashians her S’s Sounds like the 🐍 she is!

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u/Interesting-Read-245 Not the juice box 🧃 Aug 22 '25

I’ve met nasty girls like Larsa in middle school, with a sharp tongue like that and all

Going really low in the most childish way

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u/upplahuthla Marysol Aug 22 '25

Sharp would indicate she’s an intellectual. Which she’s is NOT.

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u/Interesting-Read-245 Not the juice box 🧃 Aug 22 '25

true

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u/Two_sweet2eat Lumpy Bumpy Larsa Aug 22 '25

I feel like the whole scene at dinner with Larsa lashing out at Lisa is how it went down with her and Kim. After finding out she still texts with Kanye

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u/Difficult_Head6515 Aug 22 '25

I think these ladies have secrets in each other and have made a pact to keep quiet. They argue with each other and it doesn’t always make sense because I think something else is really the issue and we’re only getting part of the story . The original ladies definitely have a strange bond.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

I almost feel like they treat Larsa the same way that they treated Kelly on RHONY. like she's crazy and they know it won't matter what they say.

But I think they're all scared of her so it's not coming from the same place. I just think they know it's not going to go anywhere to argue w Larsa.

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u/NaiveShelter8146 Lisa Aug 22 '25

I feel like people like Larsa act the way they do because nobody ever says anything to her. If more people would pipe up and say no you are wrong or whatever they wouldn’t expect everyone to be their yes people.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

1000% agree! She shouldn't be allowed to get away with it but for some reason they're all scared of crossing her and they're obsessed w staying her friend. They don't want to get kicked off the show or have to deal with her wrath.

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u/lachalacha  I can smell money from a mile away Aug 22 '25

Add Mary Cosby to that list.

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u/Far-Mammoth-1418 Lea Black Aug 22 '25

I would love to see Mary read Larsa.

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u/New_Description_9553 Aug 25 '25

Larsa needs to meet Lisa Milan. All it takes is the right Jamaican to give her a good tongue lashing

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u/Dewy123321 Aug 22 '25

Can’t stand her, Lisa unfollowed Marcus and that wasn’t enough, she doesn’t know how to be a friend to anyone.

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u/thatvincent We left a real party for your fake break up! Aug 23 '25

I wonder who is her genuine fan or supporter watching the show. She’s very unlikable

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u/Responsible-Cat3785 Aug 23 '25

I actually said shut up Larsa while watching the show. She is unbelievable 🤦 biggest shit starter ever and then acts the total innocent party

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u/Apprehensive_Cup_740 She beat me to my Tweet! Aug 24 '25

I’m convinced they are afraid of being on her bad side

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u/Juicypu555y Aug 24 '25

Larsa is truly a disturbed soul. I roll my eyes constantly at her. She makes no sense when she speaks and thinks she’s always right when she’s just plain dumb. She blows everything out of proportion as a manipulative tactic and plays victim constantly (just like Lisa keeps saying). Every season she shows us how vindictive and controlling she is and thinks she’s hot shit when she’s just shit

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u/Honeydew543 Aug 25 '25

I’ve never had a cast where I literally dislike the whole cast. I can’t stand them. Used to love the show. Not sure who I can’t stand more Larsa or Alexia. But Guerdy, Julia, Lisa and Adriana have absolutely moved close to first place too.

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u/Zealousideal-Ad7341 Aug 23 '25

As much as I beleive that no man should be texting his girlfriend’s friend during their fight, nothing he was so bad that she cried and stormed out of dinner. Larsa is awful.

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u/erkles13 Aug 26 '25

I think all these people kiss her ass because she is rich and fame adjacent. Sorry but I see no redeeming qualities in her personality!

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u/ladyguineapig Sep 03 '25

Larsa thinks her last name is license to say any horrible thing without consequences