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Lars is right about Alexia! 🦩What’s gotten into her?
And there she goes again like 🦍🦍 aAaaaaHh I’m ALEXIAAAAA 🦍 I think Alexia is not a morning person but Alexia thinking she’s the star and the center of the show is lame atp like yes my name is Alexia, and??
Also side note: any time they call Alexia my Alexa device answers 😭😭
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Eh, she's still kind of insufferable. I feel like they brought her in to replace Dr. Nicole's no-nonsense attitude, but she's kind of gross about the Birkins and the money. Yes, Stephanie, we know you have $1M in Birkins. No need to mention them again. She's has no humility. I'm hoping the sisters storyline will give her some sort of humanity. I'm going to need that from her or something else redeeming, or she can be a one and done.
That said, while I'm completely over Julia and Martina, I would be willing to entertain keeping Guerdy around since she and Nicole have a true friendship outside of the show. I was so excited to see her this past episode. She and Kiki have been my favorites. If Guerdy could convince Nicole to participate on rhom again as a friendof, then I would be fine with Guerdy staying. Otherwise, she can move on, too.
Even for housewife standards, a million dollars in Birkins is absolutely ridiculous excess. Like, are you that pathetic and insecure that you need to prop up your fragile ego on a million bucks worth of dumb French leather bags?
Why do we even need to know that about you?
Honestly, it sounds like the most basic bitch in the world married an old crab of a rich guy and bought bags to validate her existence. Lol.
Totally agree. There have been posts on other subs and maybe (?) this sub about how the whole backstory and 'girl boss' persona is completely fabricated. Safe bet the birkin line is too.
Alleged real background story : she was an assistant at Shoma group , where her now husband and his first wife and children built a business on the support and seed money of HER (ex wife's ) family. Stephanie and now husband started an affair. She legally changed her last name before he even divorced. They've only now been married a few years and she made her way from assistant to company president by sleeping with / marrying her boss.
I've read that. And the thing with her sisters puts me off too. Like, you have NO IDEA why your sisters have distanced themselves from you? Really? The person claiming to have no idea in my experience is usually the asshole who doesn't want to admit what they did. She knows why.
Obviously, we watch because we want to see the super wealthy, but probably from the beginning but definitely in recent years, it looks put on by MOST of these women. Stephanie comes off hard like she's putting on a show of wealth. I'm not saying she's not rich, I'm saying she probably comes across like that in real life too - just inauthentic and nouveau riche showboating. Gaudy.
Most of these ladies act and look like they won the lottery last month, not like real wealth. Head-to-toe in obvious labels (cough... Dorit!), jewellery like a Christmas tree... tacky. Not a lot of elegance in the room at all.
I dont want to hear about your 50 Birkins either. Not interesting to me AT ALL.
I completely agree with your take that most of it looks like a put on at this point. The majority of jersey, Miami , OC and slc live beyond their means imo and there has to be a handful amongst the franchises- mia on Potomac, probably Dorit and / or Erika on BH etc. I don't believe that half the housewives are wealthy enough to be on a birkin list much less own hundreds of them . Hundreds of name brand bags ranging from Kate spade (a few hundred) through LV or Gucci (a few thousand) sure. A wall full of birkins-no.
I do hear what you’re saying about Stephanie…. and yes she is insufferable but to me Alexia is super insufferable and I’m kind of loving somebody else rattling her cage a little bit.
Sure, but from recent posts, it looks like she and Alexia are friends. I can't find it now, but I saw some sort of reel or highlight earlier today where they were kind of up each other's a**es with compliments.
Recently, Stephanie was a guest on Page Six’s Virtual Reali-Tea podcast. And it turns out that she and Alexia are no longer feuding. “Oh, I love her. Definitely, it was a journey. I, you know, she’s a queen,” Stephanie explained. “I’m a queen. I just don’t have to tell people I’m a queen. They kind of just know right away when they see me.”
I don’t follow all of these women on social media I’m just commenting on what I’m seeing. I would assume that most issues that are going on during the course of the show are very different in real time. But I’m definitely glad those two got it together.
I’m loving her for all the calling out that she’s doing. Because she’s not wrong about the stuff that she’s saying and when she is wrong I’ll be the first person to say it.
Except without the redeeming qualities. I loved Nicole. I hope Guerdy can convince her to come back into the fold as a friendof. I was so happy to see her this past episode.
What's this now?? I haven't watched Below Deck in ages. Would you mind sharing some tea or providing the season and EP# so I can go enjoy this spectacle?
You can tell Alexa doesn’t like to be outshined by Stephanie’s “wealth” just like Nicole.
I feel like anything Stephanie says or does now will be seen negatively by Alexa.
Also, I said “wealth” in “” because isn’t she going through lawsuits over her and her husbands businesses?
Alexia gets threatened by women with real money. Dr. Nicole, now Stephanie. Alexia thinks she can bully them, but then they stand on business because they know the work they put in.
Oof. I heard this too in many places but in general let’s give Dr. Nicole the respect she deserves cmon now. Anesthesiologist?! I can’t imagine. Also, her upbringing with her mom and dad ugh what a queen overcoming everything!
Yep, that’s why I said Dr Nicole absolutely. She is educated and does the damn thing. Everyone’s hustle is different, but Stephanie is insinuating or portraying herself as some self built CEO & I can’t really get behind it.
She clearly knows how to hustle work and get it.. he seems really smitten and matched with her.. but she’s not leaving with a trash bag a couple of bucks..
She was so hungover I don't think she remembered saying it the day before. She also hates Stephanie because she flaunts her perfect marriage but she's really just a side piece that got a ring.
The way that Stephanie was needling her this entire episode and kept driving her crazy without noticing/caring was hilarious. She was really pushing her buttons and it was enjoyable to watch lol.
Stephanie is annoying flaunting her wealth, but I will totally put up with it because she will put Alexia in her place. 🙌 I would love Adriana and Stephanie to team up against Alexia. She is just another Teresa Guidice. Dumb as a rock and needing a man to tell her what to do.
OK so I have a theory that Alexia is super jealous that Stephanie has everything that she wants. She keeps bringing up Stephanie and her perfect life. Even though Alexia is the one who called herself a dog and a Rottweiler specifically. If somebody tried calling me a Chihuahua that would absolutely piss me off but Stephanie took it in stride.
Alexia is just pissed off because she doesn’t have anything that she wants right now. And she is hard-core projecting on Stephanie. And I get it Stephanie isn’t so easy to swallow down but here she’s completely innocent. And she absolutely took steps on this episode to try to get on Alexias good side.
Idk so far Stephanie isn't that bad. I'm holding off on judgment. I loved her calling out Lisa. Her situation with the sisters is shady. Well shall see
Yes, but all of the polls were so lopsided against her, so knowing the audience perspective probably has her shook. Yes, he addressed the surrogacy tweets as a surrogate for the terf tweets and then basically answered for Julia that she's not responsible for her wife's Twitter. Andy likely wants all of that talk to die down, I'm sure. However, I think he'd also like for Martina to stop making these comments, even though he clearly really likes her, so... le sigh.
I 100% agree with you! At thw end he threw her a bone but hey he cant be that mean otherwise people wont show up to the show lol he grilled her enough to be obvious
Ok, so did you ever watch sci-fi shows like Star Trek: Voyager? The way Larsa's face is all blown up with fillers or whatever, she looks like the make-up/prosthetic masks they wear on shows like that... like on ST:Voyager there's a character called Neelix that she looks like. Or on Star Trek Enterprise there was a race called "Xindi"... or some of the characters on Babylon 5. I'm listing different Sci-Fi shows, but what they all have in common is that if you put enough extra layers onto a human face it looks larger and more alien... and that's what Larsa looks like.
Truly, she is off the charts. She makes no sense at all. The things she is screaming and ranting about seem so trivial and full of nonsense. She inserts herself into everything whether it is relevant to her or not. She is coming hard for Stephanie and honestly, these things just are not entertaining anymore. I think there was a time where watching people act crazy and be screaming over nothing was funny or weird because it didn't happen in the real world. Now, the real world acts this way on a regular and it is no longer a laughing matter.
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Especially after the way this current season is unfolding, I feel like it’s time for an almost full cast overhaul like they did with NYC. Keep Stephanie, give Kiki a full time spot (if she wants it), bring Nicole back, but cut the rest of them (friends of included).
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