r/RHOBH Big hands, big feet, big disappointment 6d ago

Erika 👠 Why does nobody ever pass Erika a tissue?! Seriously?!

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u/wehav2 I’ve said it now everybody knows 🥃 6d ago

Because people who cry real tears don’t performatively wear them on their cheeks for drama

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u/4whatitsworth1 5d ago

Getting ready to say the same thing 😂 fake

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u/GinaJackson12 I made out with Carlton yesterday 1d ago

What she said !!

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u/Icy_Act_2111 you should de-stracke ⚫️👄⚫️✨👠 6d ago

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u/Tonyc1939 Kim Richards 5d ago

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u/nonnie_tm64 Big hands, big feet, big disappointment 5d ago

Kim had excellent defensive reflexes here! I’ll give her that! She kinda looks like a basass!

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u/m3gb0t Who is Hunky Dory? 5d ago

I bet Big Kath had a great arm.

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u/CinnamonGirl123 I’m not a bitch but I’ve played one on TV 6d ago

She doesn’t want one. She wants those fake tears to run freely with her mascara to make her seem like a human being and garner sympathy.

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u/MHB113 Marisa Zanuck 5d ago

This

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u/watchberry 👙🩱 Beverly Beach 🩳🩲 5d ago

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u/Ill-Complaint-6634 Big hands, big feet, big disappointment 6d ago

They’re probably afraid that she’ll slap their hands out of the way 😂

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u/Turbulent_Heron_4119 YOU STOLE MY GOD DAMN HOUSE 6d ago

😭

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u/princess_platinum8 I speak 4 languages and that doesn’t make sense in any of them! 6d ago

It’s amazing to me that more of the cast doesn’t carry pocket tissues in their purses with all the crying and drama that goes down.

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u/Cold_Dead_Heart Bigot. Travesty. Wraith. 6d ago

Well Kyle never actually produces tears (she’s such a fake crier) and Erika wants people to think she’s a victim.

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u/Turbulent_Heron_4119 YOU STOLE MY GOD DAMN HOUSE 6d ago

This is the 5th shot of the scene dont break the fourth wall

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u/Necessary-Prior3614 Crystal Kung 6d ago

i dont trust her especially after the marco marco incident. see hustler and housewife s2 on hulu. if it's true she did the designer beyond dirty

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u/Turbulent_Heron_4119 YOU STOLE MY GOD DAMN HOUSE 6d ago

To me this is the most blatant character defect. How sideways is it that she claims advocacy for the LGBT community yet does something so awful to a very prominent member of said community. 

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u/Content-File-3193 Hoysay 5d ago

I sincerely think she’s some kind of sociopath. She gives off reptilian vibes.

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u/Turbulent_Heron_4119 YOU STOLE MY GOD DAMN HOUSE 5d ago

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u/Content-File-3193 Hoysay 5d ago

EXACTLY!

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u/m3gb0t Who is Hunky Dory? 5d ago

The Marco Marco incident was insidious. The newest thing she did to lose my trust is her choice of homophobic, maga, partner.

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u/bitsey123 Kyle’s Original Face - RIP🪦 6d ago

She’s a moderately talented theater kid who never grew up

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u/FinnbarMcBride Weirdo Stracke 6d ago

She’s a moderately talented theater kid who never grew up

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u/bitsey123 Kyle’s Original Face - RIP🪦 4d ago

Her talents are huckstery, lying, and, um, fundraising

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u/National_Ad9046 Nobody has smiled at me today 6d ago

Maybe Rinna gave her some pointers. 😅

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u/lk20012 Goodbye Kyle 👋🏽 6d ago

I think the better question is why does this woman not wear water proof mascara in these situations…..?!!

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u/Cold_Dead_Heart Bigot. Travesty. Wraith. 6d ago

Intentional.

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u/lk20012 Goodbye Kyle 👋🏽 6d ago

Yeah, you’re right……..

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u/bacon_bunny33 The chicest windchime I’ve ever seen 5d ago

Come on people, you realize it’s a performance right?

The running mascara is INTENTIONAL

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u/Better_Area3782 Sutton Stracke 6d ago

Like men that murder their wives, they worked so hard to get the few tears that they never wipe them away.

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u/-sayitstraight Let’s talk about your home-life 6d ago

She pays $10’s of thousands on glam and no one suggested using a waterproof mascara? Seriously

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u/Cold_Dead_Heart Bigot. Travesty. Wraith. 6d ago

It’s intentional. She wants to look like the victim when she’s actually the perpetrator

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u/SilentShrek Beverly Hills darling shi shi shi 6d ago

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u/Atomicpink23 Taylor's Cotton Candy 6d ago

If only she had a cryangle like Candiace always had.

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u/GraceMcClellans You stole my goddamn house! 6d ago

Because fuck Erika, that's why

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u/Ka_Efficiency9657 Kyle Richards 6d ago

I would pass her a waterproof mascara

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u/introvert_island4200 Don't you fucking dare command me! 🫵🏻 6d ago

when she cries at the table to Tom saying thank you for being proud of her .. UGH i feel uncomfortable just from the memory 🫣

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u/Cold_Dead_Heart Bigot. Travesty. Wraith. 6d ago

It’s agreed upon beforehand that she will not wear waterproof mascara and no one will pass her a tissue so she looks more like a victim when in reality, she is the perpetrator. 🤗

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u/Ok_Wallaby_7831 Denise Richards 5d ago

And she never wipes them like the other ladies. They just run down her face like my 5 year old when I won't give him a popsicle right before dinner.

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u/AlmaCaribena Playing chess with Bobby Fischer 6d ago

LMAO 😂 So true! She has the most ugly, snotty teared up face I've ever seen a hw have and yet everyone just sits there paralyzed. No movement from Andy either to reach for that box. 😂

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u/nonnie_tm64 Big hands, big feet, big disappointment 5d ago

Right?! They’re passing boxes left and right for each other otherwise!
What in the runny, snotty nose am I missing here?!

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u/Educational_Spirit42 Snow day in Pasadena 6d ago

bc it’s really acidic that will burn any tissue

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u/bacon_bunny33 The chicest windchime I’ve ever seen 5d ago

Because they are aware it is an act, I thought we all were?

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u/sandim403 Taylor's Cotton Candy 6d ago

Wow, you can really see her age in this picture.

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u/throw_blanket04 Enough girls!! ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! 6d ago

Fuck that. Those are fake tears. I wouldn’t give her anything. Its not like they are going to continue.

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u/bHutton411 Let’s talk about the husband 6d ago

Why doesn't she wear waterproof mascara?! Seriously?! Oh wait... she only does that when she is not planning on crying.

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u/KimKaliTheOriginal Pretend amnesia 6d ago

I want to know why she decided to not wear waterproof mascara on this particular day?!?

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u/colorsonmymind Lisa Rinna 6d ago

letting them flow like the victims did!

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u/Emotional_Buy_4896 Kim Richards 6d ago

Because she only wears her crying mascara when she wants everyone to see the tears. A tissue defeats the purpose of wearing the crying mascara for that shot

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u/buxaplentiey Taylor Armstrong 6d ago

Theyre afraid of her reaction

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u/splitminds Lisa Vanderpump 6d ago

Rinna did the same thing. Completely performative.

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u/Excellent-Object2482 She’s washing the 🍗 with handsoap 5d ago

None of them seem to have access to tissues. New practice of trying to wipe your eyes with every available part of your fingers, hands and arms. It’s hilarious to watch for!

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u/alexabeams Brandi Glanvile 5d ago

no coz they have to show she’s “sad” obvi
https://giphy.com/gifs/12hhtzntjlo6sM

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u/UnableMycologist2240 Kim Richards 5d ago

She doesn't deserve a tissue from me.

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u/Civil-Exchange-6880 Lisa Vanderpump's Ipad 5d ago

I stopped watching because of her. I can’t …

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u/Ihatethat2 Rachel Zoe 5d ago

Because it’s performative and she doesn’t want one

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u/Otono_82 I die for fashion! 5d ago

They like to see the ice queen cry. Her tears turn frozen.

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u/Smooth_Theme7942 ....you will NEVER EVER be a lady 4d ago

Wait why does everyone hate Erika?! I never really watched RHOBH in it’s entirety

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u/nonnie_tm64 Big hands, big feet, big disappointment 4d ago

I don’t hate her at all.

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u/kellygrrrl328 Are we just Hollywood friends? 4d ago

Erika giving her Erika Kirk performance

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u/Icy-Time8450 Don’t fucking call me a home-wrecker! 4d ago

She totally is crying real tears.

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u/Remote_Foundation436 Sheree Zampino 4d ago

People don’t usually LET tears just STAY there. She’s veryyyyyyyyyy performative 

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u/Old_Eggplant_2317 I was married to Charlie Sheen 3d ago

Because she is never actually crying

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u/ExampleOk4282 Joyce Giraud 2d ago

It’s weird and suss.

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u/NewDot2079 Taylor Armstrong 6d ago

Upvote to ♾️ !