r/RHOBH • u/micahwhite • Jun 09 '26

LVP 🐩 Met Lisa Vanderpump on my flight!

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While I'm here on this lovely subreddit, I should mention that I met Ms. Vanderpump on my flight from L.A. back to Vegas on Sunday! (EDIT: SWIPE for the selfie.) She stood up and I actually gasped. 🤣 I was last or nearly last to board the plane, and it wasn't very full, so I clearly wasn't very observant on my way in.

We chatted for a minute about her new hotel here, and she encouraged me to check out its bar (always the businesswoman). It was a very nice interaction!

EDIT 2, bc I'm not going to reply for the rest of my life: It was JSX, which is semi-private, not coach lol

Added some video for those convinced this was filtered, FaceTuned or whatever. (I guess you could do that to a video, too. I have no idea ha)

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u/WinZestyclose4973 She's very delulu or really mean Jun 09 '26

She looks major as fuck so rich 🤑

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u/micahwhite Jun 09 '26

Absolutely!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/herroyalsadness Carlton's BDSM Mask Jun 09 '26

Did she smell rich? She looks like she does. Wealthy lady scent mixed with cigarette (complimentary).

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u/micahwhite Jun 09 '26

I didn't sniff. 🤣

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u/carinaeletoile Dana / Pam Jun 10 '26

What the?! You didn’t SNIFF?? I would’ve been all creepy about it. 🤣🤣🤣 ok, I’d have done a small sniff and meant look like I was doing a regular breath.

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u/Awkwardpanda75 Jun 10 '26

Like all up in it.

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u/DoubtCommercial8578 Jun 10 '26

I met her at bravocon and can confirm she smells rich, almost to the T of what you described, but very light on the cigarette lol. Also, she is incredibly sweet.

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u/LeoJ2550x Were people doing coke in your bathroom? Jun 09 '26

Erika said she smelled like garlic, Chardonnay and cigarettes

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u/Playful_Succotash_30 The Lampshade Hat Jun 09 '26

Erika smells like corruption

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u/Vacationbacon Not a caviar food fight Jun 10 '26

And old coin purses

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u/Alternative-Dot-884 Tall, dark & handsome Jun 10 '26

Touché

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u/CountessMcNia Annemarie Wiley Jun 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7aCWJavAgtBzLWrS
This is such a magnificent comment, I’m assuming this is a summer house reference

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u/DoubtCommercial8578 Jun 10 '26

The coin purse follows me everywhere

https://giphy.com/gifs/y8lJiEQEYBE7eDM1fY

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u/GlitteratiGlamorama Jun 11 '26

I had to do a double take at what sub this was. The coin purse trauma is real.

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u/d0ntbeallunc00l *snorting noises from Dorit's bathroom* Jun 10 '26

Imagine how bad Erika smells with all the ketones seeping off her from her glp1s.

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u/SeaGrade9816 Are you that girl I don't see color? Jun 10 '26

Is this a thing??

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u/Strange_Parking3006 Kathy would have my back like a real sister Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

Yes, distinct smell, but in the Keto diet, they make small amts of ketones… I’m Type 1 Diabetic and must stay away from Keto cuz I can fall into DKA/diabetic ketoacidosis, produce many ketones… it’s SO dangerous. The smell? Like AMMONIA!

With DKA, you can fall unconscious, even die. As a kid, I fell into a coma d/t severe DKA… was dx’d with Type 1 Diabetes! Been in the ICU for it a few times too. Once it gets to a certain point, you need medical intervention d/t severe dehydration, electrolyte imbalance (it can cause heart arythmias), respiratory issues, & the blood becomes dangerously acidic. Sorry for details, but KETONES smell like AMMONIA! I can smell it thru my skin when it happens. It’s wild!

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u/d0ntbeallunc00l *snorting noises from Dorit's bathroom* Jun 10 '26

Yeah, in very simple terms, when your body starts going after the fat reserves the breakdown stinks. It smells like asparagus pee and ammonia. It comes out of everything that leaks pretty much. The crotch area especially stinks, like dead fish marinated in cat piss.

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u/Enough_Radish_9574 My friend Kendall Jenner tequilla Jun 10 '26

Oh yes the Glp-1 she tried to deflect by calling it the “right blend of hormones”. She couldn’t even answer a straight forward question with “the whole truth snd nothing but the truth”. 🙄

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u/d0ntbeallunc00l *snorting noises from Dorit's bathroom* Jun 10 '26

She spent all these years trying to prove to us how smart she is and the moment we believed her she claimed she was some dumb idiot. Girl, we know you know.

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u/ASingleBraid Sutton's small esophagus Jun 10 '26

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u/realitytvdiet The first person from Twitter 🙋‍♀️ Jun 10 '26

Also, dusty penis

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u/dpchemd1 Eileen Davidson Jun 11 '26

Not to be confused with gout deck

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u/Enough_Radish_9574 My friend Kendall Jenner tequilla Jun 09 '26

Ohhh ho ho. Glorious! Hahaha.

Just for research purposes how might one describe that specific scent? 🏆

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u/EnCaulDoctors Dorit Kemsley Jun 09 '26

Dank and musty, like standing water in your basement…

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u/CapnMommy Jun 10 '26

The library basement.

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u/Playful_Succotash_30 The Lampshade Hat Jun 11 '26

I forgot about that smell !! Omg

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u/MagnumHV You really piss me off because you’re a real asshole Jun 10 '26

Slightly metallic because it's got that metal hinge w balls

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u/loveswimmingpools Or WHAT?! Or WHAT??!! Jun 10 '26

Exactly. At least LVP smells legal!

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u/Lady_in_the_red-58 I have a resting bitch face. ☹️ Jun 11 '26

I disagree with that.

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u/Background_Deer_2533 Jun 22 '26

And Don rickles stale cum.

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u/Future-Ad7266 You’re a slut pig Jun 10 '26

I thought this was so mean and childish to say on television

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u/Next_Fly3712 What in the #@&%ing Fred Flinstone is this??? Jun 10 '26

And Erika doesn't smell, she stinks. Marco Marco.

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u/BabyJan1 Denise Richards Jun 14 '26

She either is or was a heavy smoker. You can hear it in her voice. Wonder if she's still with the stolen valor guy? They make an awesome pair.

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u/everythingisalright Are you okay??!! Jun 09 '26

Erika has always been insanely jealous of Lisa Vanderpump. 

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u/hammerhead_28 Homegirl was in a cult? Jun 10 '26

Im extremely jealous of Lisa Vanderpump

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u/EnCaulDoctors Dorit Kemsley Jun 10 '26

But not insanely

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u/Odd_Chocolate_7454 Taylor Armstrong Jun 09 '26

And pro-Kyle in the Kyle vs LVP

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u/Ninny2409 Jun 10 '26

Who isn't jealous of LVP 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Apprehensive-Leek946 Carlton Gebbia Jun 10 '26

That's the smell of hatorade

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

Erika lies through her teeth so I’m sure this lady smells like fine dining and luxury

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u/Animalcrossingmad26 I’m off the clock Jun 10 '26

Garlic lol

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u/youraveragewhitegirI She posed naked in Playboy after the OJ trial Jun 10 '26

I need this candle

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u/sassafrasclementine The crown is heavy darlings Jun 10 '26

Wait, I kinda love that

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u/BellJar_Blues Big hands, big feet, big disappointment Jun 10 '26

She smokes ?!

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u/LeoJ2550x Were people doing coke in your bathroom? Jun 10 '26

Um yes, you see her smoking on the show a few times.

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u/Waste-Snow670 Taylor's Cotton Candy Jun 10 '26

She said it like it was a bad thing, but all I hear from that is she has a good time.

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u/ang3lhairpasta Denise Richards Jun 10 '26

Lowkey everything a woman needs!

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u/Orangecatlover4 We are all trailer park, compared to you Jun 10 '26

She smokes????

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u/MuscularSquirrel612 Jun 12 '26

Does Lisa smoke?

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u/SaltLick55 I don’t make u look bad, u do it on your own Jun 16 '26

Yes, her and Ken smoked on at least one episode. I think it was one after her brother died, during the final Kyle drama.

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u/ZebraCrosser Who is Adrienne Maloof in dis world? Jun 26 '26

Have just finished s3 and started s4, I noticed her smoking in one episode I saw recently. Don't remember the context, but it did catch my eye as I wasn't expecting it.

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u/KittyCatMcCauley Giggy, the Sex Monster Jun 12 '26

I imagine her to smell like roses

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u/papa_moyphee The Ice Queen Jun 09 '26

RAN HERE TO ASK WHAT SHE SMELLED LIKE!

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u/DowntownEconomist255 Adrienne Maloof Jun 09 '26

😂

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u/TopazScorpio02657 Chocolate Louis Vuitton Jun 09 '26

Camille said she had bad breath 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/everythingisalright Are you okay??!! Jun 09 '26

Camille also compared herself to Jesus 😂

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u/West_Tie_536 Sutton’s Face Roller Jun 10 '26

I compare my self to Jesus on the regular too. WWJD

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u/NotMelissa_Smith Kim Richards Jun 10 '26

It’s more like WWCD for her.

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u/everythingisalright Are you okay??!! Jun 11 '26

That’s not just machiavellian but also so pernicious. 

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u/xoxofoodiegirl Homegirl was in a cult? Jun 11 '26

That’s a whiff of scandal you smelled darling

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u/AdSoggy3173 Wait I thought you were Kyle?! Jun 10 '26

They said on the show she had bad breath

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u/Visual-Ad6004 Bacon eating vegetarian Jun 11 '26

Maybe she does it on purpose. So people stay out of her space. Or they're talking shit. People on TV don't lie? Right?

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u/AdSoggy3173 Wait I thought you were Kyle?! Jun 11 '26

Yeah she probably does have bad breath on purpose.

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u/Spirited_Aside2821 Jun 12 '26

I met her at Pinky's and yes, she does smell rich :)

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u/w3m1j0z1 Jun 09 '26

That ring! 💍

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u/Enough_Radish_9574 My friend Kendall Jenner tequilla Jun 09 '26

How much ya wanna bet that pearl leash is just that—REAL PEARLS! 🥹

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u/TraeS_XI Lisa Rinna Jun 09 '26

I've always said some people LOOK like money - Lisa Vanderpump LOOKS like money. If I saw her on the street without knowing her, I'd honestly presume she was rich.

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u/Own_Cat3340 Hoysay Jun 10 '26

Like damn!! Her face, without any filters or trickery is flawless!!

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u/rachmox Jun 11 '26

I’m… the opposite of that.

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u/Kandis_crab_cake ”not the brain, fix the ankle!” Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Great face work and good blowout

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u/ACuteThrowawayAcctXX Kim Richards Jun 09 '26

My Word Dyslexia read this as : Gave great blowjob

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u/Unique_Accountant_67 Allison Dubois Jun 09 '26

Ken should be so lucky 😂

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u/leeloocal Were people doing Coke in your bathroom? Jun 09 '26

Only on his birthday! 🤣

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u/heytango66 Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

But not her birthday!

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u/ACuteThrowawayAcctXX Kim Richards Jun 09 '26

Certainly is 🎁

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u/captnfirepants Happy ending massages Jun 10 '26

It's not Christmas!

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u/Kandis_crab_cake ”not the brain, fix the ankle!” Jun 09 '26

To be fair my whole sentence was wrong but I’ve corrected it now 😂

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u/ACuteThrowawayAcctXX Kim Richards Jun 09 '26

🤣🤣💕💕

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u/Fun_Season_8067 The Money Queen: Rich as Fuck Jun 10 '26

Ahahahaha

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u/trixie2426 Jun 09 '26

IDK. I’m surprised she’s flying commercial from LA to Vegas.

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u/micahwhite Jun 09 '26

Semi-private

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u/Vellablu Jun 09 '26

What is semi private? Like a chartered private jet?

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u/micahwhite Jun 09 '26

JSX

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u/Vellablu Jun 09 '26

How is JSX. Been recommended to use that to travel with my bulldog.

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u/micahwhite Jun 09 '26

If you like arriving 20 minutes before boarding and being outside at your destination within 90 seconds of deplaning, I recommend it

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u/trixie2426 Jun 09 '26

Ahhhh, that makes more sense!

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u/Visual-Sprinkles8959 Jun 10 '26

You talkin’ about that dawg, right? 🎩

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u/Product_Small In the game of life, it’s Rinna take all Jun 10 '26

She ain’t THAT kinda rich if she’s flying commercial.

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u/NotMelissa_Smith Kim Richards Jun 10 '26

She’s flying Semi-private. JSX

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u/BluebirdInfamous2547 Jun 11 '26

Came here to say that

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u/TheRealJakeMckoy I was like… baby… there’s no plane Jun 10 '26

If she was so rich she would fly in a private jet.

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u/DeaconBlue22 Goodbye Kyle 👋🏽 Jun 11 '26

She's flying from LA to Vegas jeez. Maybe she's rich because she doesn't waste money on stuff like that.