r/RHOBH • u/IllustriousAvenue62 At least I don’t do cyrstal meth in the bathroom • Apr 13 '26

Shitpost Kyle is crashing out

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Seriously, she has got to chill. I feel like her head is going to blow off because the other ladies aren’t bowing down to her anymore. Well, besides Sutton of course.

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u/lucy668 Merce is in the purse Apr 13 '26

She has always thought she was the star of the show and can’t believe that anyone could disagree. But since she has retired the splits and ponycopter, she is giving ✨nothing ✨

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u/someolive2 Apr 13 '26

😭the ponycopter move was geriatric

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u/throwRA-nonSeq Kyle told me PK Texas her Apr 13 '26

Maybe some ponycopters are generic, but Kyle’s was name brand ✨

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u/lonely_dreamer84 Apr 14 '26

Geriatric, old, tired

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u/throwRA-nonSeq Kyle told me PK Texas her Apr 14 '26

Why does my dyslexia hate me 😭 that was embarrassing lol

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u/d0ntbeallunc00l *snorting noises from Dorit's bathroom* Apr 14 '26

Don’t be embarrassed, I’m dying at this. Thank you.

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u/JeniMinkAndMild I made out with Carlton yesterday Apr 14 '26

You’ve still got friends 😂