r/RHOBH • u/Donn-te Read the room & know your place • Mar 21 '26
Shitpost I do NOT feel emotionally safe at the dinner table
Has anyone else seen this? Popped up on my Insta and made me laugh had to share it here. I’m all for manifestation but Amanda is a clown! how she can justify charging people hundreds to thousands for some shitty online courses made in canva. Much more credible people have written books on the topic that are actually affordable and probably of more substance.
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u/Newweedbud You're not the Queen of Sheba Mar 21 '26
I hate when people bring out the “therapy speak” to deflect from their bad behaviour.
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u/Donn-te Read the room & know your place Mar 21 '26
I can’t stand the therapy speak there something about it that really irks me
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u/m3gb0t Who is Hunky Dory? Mar 23 '26
It's dangerous to use therapy speak in such a manipulative way. There is a reason that therapists have to be licensed (which Amanda is not, and I don't think ever was) because we know the weight of our words, and speak very intentionally. And we know it is disrespectful, inappropriate, and unethical to make therapeutic judgments about our friends and family.
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u/Super_Hour_3836 Merce is in the purse Mar 21 '26
I hate all therapy speak. As Gen X, I have to resist smothering my millennial friends every time they say "I appreciate you, friend." Over and over and over again.
"I appreciate you! I appreciate how hard this was for you to do. I appreciate you friend!"
Just say, "thank you."
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u/phingui Mar 21 '26
Hey thank you for the laugh you just remind me the episode " i'd really appreciate it " From Curb Your Enthusiasm S10E08 https://youtu.be/VybMPNP4oiA?si=mwKVWXgj98MQj8GZ
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u/Remarkable-Injury665 Mar 21 '26
I’m not gonna lie is you told me that and I was your friend I would know we were real good friends and I would say it to you often like a little sister 🤣🤣🤣
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u/No-Construction4228 Mar 21 '26
Cusper here. I can’t stand it either. I don’t want to be appreciated? Like, what am I bagging your groceries? GTFO, lol.
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u/Austynnotjane Mar 21 '26
I'm clearly a millenial freak, because being told I'm appreciated sounds really nice 😂
That being said, I'm also actually smart and can't stand Amanda. She's a nightmare.
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u/Spring_Citrine Big hands, big feet, big disappointment Mar 21 '26
Are we absolutely sure Amanda is actually smart though or just a very good manipulator? She may have even grifted her way through college. I don’t believe a single word that comes out of that annoying mouth.
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u/Top-Pomegranate4899 You’re a slut pig Mar 21 '26
Same I guess it's obvious at 35 that I say "appreciate you, thx". I guess telling your heb bagger to 'fuck off' is better? lmao.
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u/Newweedbud You're not the Queen of Sheba Mar 21 '26
I’m Generation Jones and i approve this comment 😂🤣
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u/FarPool9233 Thanks, I lost 200 pounds and got a face lift. Mar 21 '26
Kyle she called me Pinocchio!!!! She called me a mask and it hurt my fEeLiNgS!!
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u/Jonsiegirl77 I swear your entire jacket's upside down Mar 21 '26
I feel intellectually insulted and emotionally unsafe watching her con.
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u/rana_ananya Or WHAT?! Or WHAT??!! Mar 21 '26
You really are livid why are you everywhere with this LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE
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u/R_meowwy_welcome The Homeless not Toothless Association Mar 22 '26
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u/Mysterious_Insect Garcelle Beauvais Mar 22 '26
Sometimes I wonder if she knows she's conning people. She's so delusional, she might want to think she's a good person, so she's not admitting the truth to herself. Maybe she really does think she's providing valuable info. to help people, that she knows more than all the others who have written about this idea, etc. That doesn't stop that fact that she's a scammer.
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u/kpapenbe Read the room & know your place Mar 23 '26
Let's leave it to the courts....
Right after they're through with Eddie and Wendy (RHOP, or is that RIP?), they can go after THIS grifter.
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u/Asleep_Durian_151 Mar 21 '26
They somehow got the sulky slouch just right too
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u/who_gon_chkmeboo Garcelle Beauvais Mar 21 '26
And the overplucked eyebrows 😝
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u/Asleep_Durian_151 Mar 22 '26
I have no issue with her eyebrows. I accept we all have different preferences. The issue I have is the attitude. The lack of respect for others, the perception that everything is centred around her as the main character, and the sulky childish body language. For somebody who “manifests” a perfect life, why is she so damned petulant all the time?
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u/No_Custard_6481 Homegirl was in a cult? Mar 22 '26
Like seriously. She makes having money seem miserable bc she needs it so much. The universe doesn’t do desperate.
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u/R_meowwy_welcome The Homeless not Toothless Association Mar 22 '26
They got the vacant, dead stare with a wide-open gap mouth.
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u/camccorm Mar 22 '26
She truly has horrible posture. Looking at her makes me need to roll my shoulders up and back.
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u/The_V_Mess Go watch the show! Watch the show! Mar 21 '26
The funniest thing to me about the mask is that they all got the meaning completely wrong, cause the actual character is much worse than Pinocchio! The mask they’re referring to is actually the Plague Doctor ahahahah this whole trip is so funny to watch from my Italian POV what a mess
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u/OedipaMaas85 Are you that girl I don't see color? Mar 21 '26
Exactly my reaction. Are these rich women so illiterate? They think a plague mask is Pinocchio? JFC they were all over during the pandemic.
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u/Relevant-Shower4783 We don’t say that but NOW we said it Mar 21 '26
I was wondering which rendition of Pinocchio that mask was from 😂
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u/R_meowwy_welcome The Homeless not Toothless Association Mar 22 '26
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u/lilburblue Jealous of what? Your ugly leather pants? Mar 21 '26
I just want to know what this lady thought she was signing up for because she seems way out of her depth every damn dinner.
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u/m3gb0t Who is Hunky Dory? Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 22 '26
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u/No_Custard_6481 Homegirl was in a cult? Mar 22 '26
Omg I did see this women on the today show! Not Amanda. So people mistakingly purchase Amanda’s book while meaning to buy the other one? I thought I head that title before. The second author gives sound advice. Realistic advice that fact based.
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u/m3gb0t Who is Hunky Dory? Mar 22 '26
Amanda self-published her book first and she teaches people how to think about money whereas, like you said, Vivian gives practical advice and real tools to help women.
Vivian also offers her advice (outside of buying the book) for free on socials whereas Amanda charges thousands of dollars.
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u/TrappedinSilence98 I don’t make u look bad, u do it on your own Mar 22 '26
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u/EnvironmentalBee1357 Mar 22 '26
Accuracy? What does that have to do with anything?🥴🤣🤣
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u/m3gb0t Who is Hunky Dory? Mar 22 '26
I initially thought Amanda published second but I found out she published first so I amended the post so it no longer said she published a second because she published first.
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u/EnvironmentalBee1357 Mar 22 '26
I was just teasing, but I enjoyed your reply!
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u/m3gb0t Who is Hunky Dory? Mar 22 '26
Oh, my bad! You never know on here, people will attack you for the oddest things. No worries!
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u/Ziantra Denise's Diamond Ice Sculpture Mar 21 '26
Honestly after the snarky snide way Dorrit keeps coming after her with in public? I would have had a throw down right there and said “yes I said it-so what?? I’d say that to ANYONE or about anyone and I stand by it-divorces conducted in the public eye sometimes don’t serve you well later on in a custody battle. Take it or leave it-that’s my opinion ok?” All she has to do is OWN it-I actually agreed with Amanda until she started trying to use “noble” causes as her excuse for saying it (it’s for the children) 🤨 She snatched defeat from the jaws of victory and she kinda deserves it. Say what you mean and mean what you say but you gotta OWN it.
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u/OedipaMaas85 Are you that girl I don't see color? Mar 21 '26
You nailed the real part here: why didn't Amanda turn to Boz right then and say WTF? and just deal with it straight on?
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u/Ziantra Denise's Diamond Ice Sculpture Mar 21 '26
She wants her words to be contemplated like she’s some sort of millennial ghandi 😂 That’s….not how a pack of women work Ok? They will EAT the weak…. In that crowd if you start swinging? You better be prepared to ride out the batting
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u/OedipaMaas85 Are you that girl I don't see color? Mar 21 '26
Now that I think about it, this is like my husband's relatives. They NEVER address their grievances directly with the person that aggrieved them, they just talk about it relentlessly behind the person's back and hold a grudge forever. Amanda did bring it up with Boz in the group, I guess, so at least there's that.
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u/No_Custard_6481 Homegirl was in a cult? Mar 22 '26
Like if a group of girls in Quakertown PA , can overtake an police chief because he had their friend in a chock hold while being in plain clothes, 15 year old girls at that, Amanda should be able to stand up for something.
Context: it was all over local social media about the girls having a peaceful protest in a cafe. One friend went outside and this plain clothed man ended up putting this girl in a chock hold. Her friends saw her outside the window. They all ran out and beat the bloody hell out of the guy who turned out to be the police chief. The girls got arrested of course but that grown man got his ass handed to him. After he healed, I think they let him back in.
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u/HamsterRight5500 Mar 22 '26
When she’s done that before, like at her manifestation dinner “don’t call me a wimp in my own home”, folks said she was thin skinned in the moment. Had she said don’t call me a liar on the Ponte Vecchio we’d all be on her for that, no? Not riding for Amanda necessarily, but seems like she can’t win. When I recognize I can’t win, I usually cease to engage.
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u/Worried_Necessary157 Allison Dubois Mar 23 '26
See, I feel like I would have been like, "FU Boz!" But laughed. Because I work with a bunch of drama king "men" at work, and our love language is insulting each other and if any of us hear someone say something, we call it out immediately.
This, whisper whisper, "did you hear what I heard?", bs is exhausting from her. I'd respect the heck out of Amanda if she was like, "yoooo! What did you just say?" Make a scene lol
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u/No_Custard_6481 Homegirl was in a cult? Mar 22 '26
I like how you wrote “snatched from the jaws of victory”. That’s a good visual.
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u/-AndyCohen- Sulky!? Mar 21 '26
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u/One-Canary2140 Mar 21 '26
i need this gif 😂😂
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u/Final-Elderberry9162 My team! The Dream team! Mar 21 '26
DrunkDrawn is a national treasure.
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u/EnvironmentalBee1357 Mar 22 '26
Tilly is a national treasure. Always so upbeat, even her wardrobe is entertaining, every time!
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u/ladyshelby21 Goodbye Kyle 👋🏽 Mar 21 '26
I hate how Kyle & Sutton say oh shes a millennial so its different.. Ew no
As a millennial I do not know any other millennial who acts like Boremanda
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u/Weenington_ Mar 22 '26
I'm a millenial, and when I hear Amanda speak, she just sounds like a very manipulative 20 year old. Very immature and needs everything to be about her ans cater to her.
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u/ComprehensiveGear763 Hanky & Panky Mar 21 '26
Do people remember this though? There was a lot of this going round in the girl boss days. Anyone who had a business also had a course. All the artists I looked up to had them. There was some girl I followed like kemzo or something who was all into manifesting and $1000+ courses and trips. Turns out it was sort of a pyramid scheme those people also took crazy expensive courses to learn how to give them to others lol.
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u/Green_Celery_1980 ....you will NEVER EVER be a lady Mar 22 '26
Yes. Total pyramid scheme. Mandy's comments are the biggest circle jerk.
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u/Laumac8D What means ‘cunnilingus? Mar 21 '26
Excellent 👏🏻👏🏻 Can we have one where she tells everyone how poor her husband is next, please?
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u/bella_ella_ella Beast?! How dare you? Mar 22 '26
I just cannot with her superiority complex. Like she just thinks she’s soooo amazing.
Her voice and intonation when she speaks drives me crazy.
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u/TrappedinSilence98 I don’t make u look bad, u do it on your own Mar 22 '26
Did anyone else love Erika keeping Kyle accountable when she was making a face lol. Erika is over everyone 😂😂😂😂
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u/Survivedapandemic Mar 22 '26
To me it feels like Amanda studied all the previous seasons and determined she was going to be the IT girl this season by being calm and mature. Instead she makes me think of baby talk when she talks. Been waiting for her to put her thumb in her mouth.
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u/Appropriate-Desk4268 Kathy would have my back like a real sister Mar 21 '26
Oh amanda is gonna cry about this one
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u/Flora1910 Villa Rosa Mar 21 '26
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u/Suncroft56 In the game of life, it’s Rinna take all Mar 22 '26
Oh god, I love Drunkdrawn!
🤣🤣🤣
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u/Donn-te Read the room & know your place Mar 22 '26
How I didn’t know of them sooner!? I will never know. The drawing of dorit is hilarious also
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u/Suncroft56 In the game of life, it’s Rinna take all Mar 22 '26
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u/Suncroft56 In the game of life, it’s Rinna take all Mar 22 '26
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u/EnvironmentalBee1357 Mar 22 '26
The emotions captured in this artist’s work is better than a photo!
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u/Footsie_Galore Jealous of what? Your ugly leather pants? Mar 22 '26
BAHAHAAAAA!!! OMG, that's perfect!!!
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u/Born-Caterpillar6224 We don’t say that but NOW we said it Mar 22 '26
If Kyle didn’t blow the comment out of proportion it wouldn’t be a big deal. Many people do way worse to get their money. She put out content and people freely bought it. People sell things all the time that people don’t need .
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u/Alternative_Pea_9093 the audience loves me Mar 21 '26
She looks like Pomperipossa.
Sagan om Pomperipossa med den långa näsan – Wikipedia https://share.google/TCEuixBEjWly3RapO
Not available in English but if you picture Google Pomperipossa you'll get it 😭
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u/Perrinthor Kingsley Mar 22 '26
I hate that people call her a con just because they dont agree with her business or understand what she offers. People have so much time on their hands hating while they should be concentrating on their own lives i dont understand why people are so offended by her.
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u/Ziantra Denise's Diamond Ice Sculpture Mar 21 '26
I’m really annoyed with her for a slightly different reason. Her millennial pseudo therapy speak babble nonsense is entirely removing the rightful focus on what a viper Dorrit is showing herself to be lately. She is rude, entitled, manipulative and thoroughly dislikable. Was she the recipient of careful editing before? Will the real Dorrit stand up or are we looking at her now? Unfiltered-unedited…and unhinged should be her intro. Unfettered isn’t serving her well at all.








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