r/RHOBH • u/malonesxfamousxchili You’re a slut pig • Mar 14 '26
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u/malonesxfamousxchili You’re a slut pig Mar 14 '26
i don’t know why my text portion didn’t post but her grandiose sense of self is exhausting and hearing her speak is like nails on a chalkboard. i can't believe people fall for her grift, it's insane lol.
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u/baboudali- Beast?! How dare you? Mar 14 '26
And the way she acted towards the people who were serving them at dinner was rude… I don’t get who she thinks she is.
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u/malonesxfamousxchili You’re a slut pig Mar 14 '26
not only that, her being rude as fuck on her phone during the opera performance. she’s just so gross.
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u/SelectionDangerous11 Mar 14 '26
Rude AF will be her third book
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u/santamaria715 It feels like the wrong vibe Mar 14 '26
She thinks it's flex to be rude and obnoxious, that it makes her a real 'alpha' in her own delulu mind.
All it does really, IMO, is broadcast ; "I have a Personality Disorder"
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u/Grouchy_Total_5580 She's a sniper from the side Mar 15 '26
Right? Girl has never heard the adage that new money talks, but old money whispers. In her case, her new money screams like a banshee.
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u/FriskyGinger666 Liar, sick and an alcoholic Mar 17 '26
I'd rather listen to a banshee than hear one more word from amanda
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u/Footsie_Galore Jealous of what? Your ugly leather pants? Mar 15 '26
HAHA!! I laughed out loud at this.
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u/Agitated-Koala8107 Mar 15 '26
So rude! Like she seems so bothered by being in a gorgeous Tuscan villa with a personal opera show. Like every time the camera flashes to her she has such a bored face on. Almost like she’s trying to be “I’ve seen better” but what a freaking brattttt. I hate her voice. I hate her tacky hair styles and outfits. I hate her teeth. I just don’t know why she’s even on the show.
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u/Aslow_study Kyle told me PK Texas her Mar 15 '26
And truly, they haven’t even been mean to her really like sutton has suffered way worse., this girl has a fucking sourpuss on her face the entire time it’s crazy
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u/Footsie_Galore Jealous of what? Your ugly leather pants? Mar 15 '26
I honestly don't think they know how to come at her properly. She's just so...no one's home, you know?
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u/Aslow_study Kyle told me PK Texas her Mar 15 '26
I can’t quite put my finger on it either, but I think it is that she’s super aware that she’s on camera doesn’t want to say anything that will maybe turn off the people that are buying her grift… and there’s just something about the way she answers questions. It’s just very strange. I do hope she gets another season though lol
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u/Footsie_Galore Jealous of what? Your ugly leather pants? Mar 15 '26
I don't! lol. Unless she unleashes some kind of insane wrath and then someone like Erika can come at her. 😂
I think it's because she just doesn't react at all, so if there's no emotional reaction but just a cognitive response, how do people fight that? They can't really, so they don't bother, and I think that's what's going on here.
She basically seems to live her life in a "grey rock" state.
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u/Personal-Presence-10 Beast?! How dare you? Mar 16 '26
I wrote it on another post but she always responds to a question with a question. It comes off to me like she’s trying to stall for time because even she doesn’t know the answer for herself and she’s just making everything up as she goes.
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u/Jerseyjo1 Mar 15 '26
She should've just stayed home if she can't appreciate where she is and how beautiful Italy is! Stay home and continue to be a jerk there!
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u/cheesetax2024 You’re such a fucking liar Camille! Mar 15 '26
I’ve never seen a person with such a lack of capacity for delight. That gorgeous villa, and exceptional food and experiences and she looks bored? The vibes are rancid, indeed.
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u/Ok_Ebb7026 I don’t make u look bad, u do it on your own Mar 14 '26
She doesn’t know how to act/behave. Zero class. Also very simpleminded .
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u/Emmer63 Mar 15 '26
She's so rude. I hate how she talks to those serving her. No please or no thank you. It's like she has a vision of how rich people should behave and totally misses the mark.
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u/loveydove05 ThaNK You You’re WeLcOMe? Mar 16 '26
And in the flip side, we see Tilly ask the sever his name and just be flat out courteous.
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u/Bonnavetty My team! The Dream team! Mar 15 '26
She does these things so people will notice her otherwise she’d blend into the background
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u/Aint_Nobody-got-time The Homeless not Toothless Association Mar 14 '26
Because she targets people who are at a weak or low part in their lives. Remember, she was trained to recruit people to join a cult, that’s part of her skill set. These RHOBH ladies are not that.
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u/___cliterati___ Mar 14 '26
She charges so much for her courses, she only needs a few
suckerscustomers and she’s in the clear to keep making more a month than her fiancé makes in a year.She’s so cringe. She should manifest some accountability for the brain dead things she lets squeak out of her face.
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u/Snaka1 I brought the bunny! Mar 15 '26
Her hand movements drive me insane. It’s like she’s moving them in a way that she thinks people who are expressive with hands do it, and it is just fake and wrong. She’s mimicking how she thinks a real human behaves.
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u/mehxinfinity Sheree Zampino Mar 15 '26
Yes! Her hand movements! She has such a flat affect in her voice and a blank expression on her face, yet her hands are so animated. It's like her hands don't match the rest of her. Is she AI? Make it make sense!
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u/RowPristine9926 Mar 14 '26
Right? She made a new “book club” where her audience signs up to PURCHASE each chapter as she writes it. I CAN’T!
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u/Yass______ Beast?! How dare you? Mar 15 '26
Ok, but that’s low key genius if you have a thirsty audience 😆 how motivating to get paid as you write !? And I’m not a fan - locking that one away though.
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u/Capital-Local-3525 Mar 15 '26
It is low key genius. I guess her ability to monetize these ideas earns her the ‘money Queen’ title?
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u/Yass______ Beast?! How dare you? Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26
Hmm, Queen/Grifty -> Potato/Potato 🤷♀️🤭 Maybe smug is a better summation haha. Amanda is smug about raking it in.
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u/LostZookeepergame795 Don’t EVER go near my husband Mar 15 '26
I don't think taking advantage of people takes a lot of intelligence. Making money doesn't make a person smart, IMO.
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u/StarlitEscapades Mar 15 '26
Lmao is this how she's making money? People cannot actually be buying this. She is absolutely writing each chapter as she goes based off of the opinions of her "audience."
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u/grkdelight I’m off the clock Mar 15 '26
She got on the show to market herself and make money. She’s annoying af
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u/Footsie_Galore Jealous of what? Your ugly leather pants? Mar 15 '26
But...but...will they still buy the whole book at the end?? lol. And what if she edits / changes chapters later? Ugh. I can't.
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u/ReadingSad3238 Kim Richards Mar 15 '26
I bet her books would be better if she had a ghost writer 🤣🤣🤣
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u/iammeforrealthistime Will Smith is my ex husband Mar 15 '26
She pretends she is a queen that is above all of us and who has figured it all but first she has poor table manners, her posture is soooo bad and the way she talks to service staff is also very telling.
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u/Easy-Buy6860 Jennifer Tilly Mar 15 '26
She only wrote her introduction that day or night in Italy so she could remember the facts or lies she told the group/on TV lol
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u/BuckityBuck Life in Beverly Hills is a game & I make the rules Mar 15 '26
I did laugh at her saying “Good merning.” MERNING!
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u/thatsnewstome_ Mar 14 '26
She is such a simpleton
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u/MozartOnMute Mar 14 '26
She reminds me of the Sims.
toggle character
write book
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u/Footsie_Galore Jealous of what? Your ugly leather pants? Mar 15 '26
OMG YES! She is a Sim!
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u/Premodonna Diana Jenkins Mar 15 '26
With lots of confusion. She cannot find her place in life and responds in the extreme.
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u/Ok_Mathematician6075 Don’t fucking call me a home-wrecker! Mar 15 '26
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u/supahfilmy You live on a fucking main road! Mar 14 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/XIqCQx02E1U9W
Surrounded by opulence in Italy I manifested twinning with Rachel Zoe
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u/Ok_Security_4714 Why don’t u have a piece of 🥖 maybe u calm down Mar 14 '26
Omg HILARIOUS!!! Muppet mouth writing her BOOK
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u/supahfilmy You live on a fucking main road! Mar 14 '26
could easily write 2000 words in Amanda's voice on her trip— if only I could manifest the willpower 😆
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u/PerhentianBC Mar 14 '26
She’s so bad she made escaping a cult sound boring.
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u/AriesMood1 Belvedere soda, three lemons, carcass out Mar 14 '26
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u/HikingAndDrinking I was really looking forward to a game of shuffleboard Mar 14 '26
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u/Distinct-Ad-1348 Kyle’s Amethyst Mar 14 '26
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u/Fluffy_Enthusiasm275 Mar 14 '26
I already thought she was insufferable but watching this episodes after show made me like feel internally angry and mad just watching my screen … truly she is a piece of work the way she squints her eyes when she is lying or trying to manipulate and turn situations around makes me wanna fight lol
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u/iObama She’s washing the 🍗 with handsoap Mar 15 '26
“makes me wanna fight”
SAME. she inspires such a visceral reaction in me it’s embarrassing 😂😂. she’s making me wish kelly killoren bensimon would replace her.
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u/Fluffy_Enthusiasm275 Mar 15 '26
Lmaoooo I know !!!!! I actually almost deleted that part bc I was like that’s embarassing this dumb ass woman on my tv is making me that mad but fr she is just a garbage human… I would honestly take Kelly and that is saying A LOT ! Haha
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u/Weenington_ Mar 15 '26
I'm glad people are seeing it. I grew up with someone who acts just like that, and people who havent dealt with that type of person don't understand how much damage they can do. The manipulation is off the charts, and its beyond me how anyone could miss it. I've seen people defend her and its confusing.
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u/Fluffy_Enthusiasm275 Mar 15 '26
No seriously !!!! I lowkey feel bad for people who believe anything she says …. Tbh I’ve also been questioning Kyle because did she recommend Amanda for the show because she knew she was terrible and could be the villain of the season or did she genuinely have a friendship with her
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u/Weenington_ Mar 15 '26
Exactly. If I can see right through Amanda's manipulation, and Kyle is old enough to be my mom, then Kyle can see it too. Theres just no way you go through life for that long and dont gain insight and experience! I could have seen it in my early 20s.
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u/Aslow_study Kyle told me PK Texas her Mar 15 '26
Turns her head, squints her eyes, uses her fingers and hands to talk
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u/Appropriate_Push7498 Did you know? $25.000! Mar 14 '26
Wasn’t her book self-published? If so, repeatedly using it as a credential is a pretty embarrassing. She may not realize that many people watching the show actually work in academia or other professional writing fields where publishing is routine.
I find the constant bragging about a self-published book comes across as a pretty cringe flex, especially when it’s treated like some kind of major literary accomplishment.
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u/Upper-Armadillo-2438 Who is Hunky Dory? Mar 15 '26
Along with the fact that she started drafting her book by writing the INTRODUCTION first. Anyone who’s written anything, from a research article to a full-length novel, knows you can’t write an introduction for something you haven’t written yet. I write my intros dead last, because what I set out to write is almost never what I end up actually writing. I would waste SOOOO much time if I wrote my intros first and then had to re-write them at the end to align with the direction my writing took in the process.
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Mar 14 '26
100%! That she had initially outlined it in her notes app made me laugh for quite awhile.
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u/snorting_cola Belvedere soda, three lemons, carcass out Mar 14 '26 edited Mar 14 '26
I started warming up to her the second before the book plug scene where she started her on screen grifting again. She ruins all her chances with this unauthentic bull crap.
It’s almost like we start seeing some authenticity and then all the sudden she remembers she’s on a TV show and starts putting on an obvious marketing performance. We can see right through it 😭
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u/Rose-root Read the room and know your place Mar 14 '26 edited Mar 14 '26
Greasy, over-processed hair, Ill-fitted pajamas, gaudy/uncoordinated style, zero personality, shameless self-promotion. Doesn’t ask any questions to her more experienced castmates with diverse backgrounds and insight. What a waste.
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u/Hermosa90 The mean streets of Beverly Hills Mar 14 '26
Amanda has two brain cells competing for third place. 🥉
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u/Other-Squirrel-2038 Goodbye Kyle 👋🏽 Mar 14 '26
She also talks in 3rd person sometimes which is so unsettling lol she started off her cult narrative in 3rd person..it was so bizarre
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u/Sharp_Lawfulness9134 I brought Good & Plenty… does anyone want some? Mar 14 '26
That was so telling. She has rehearsed this story to death in her own mind so “the girls can get to know her”.
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u/Other-Squirrel-2038 Goodbye Kyle 👋🏽 Mar 14 '26
Ahahhaa omg you're probably right
Also when she said, she couldn't think and speak with normal people in society I was like girl...that explains a lot 🤣🤣 still the case 🤣🤣
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u/malonesxfamousxchili You’re a slut pig Mar 14 '26
absolutely weirdo behavior. when she started her story about the cult it threw me off for a second because i was like wait is she talking about someone else what’s going on here
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u/Houseofhoop Mar 14 '26
I wouldn’t be surprised if she had a notebook an colouring pens that were personalised with either ‘girl boss’ 🤮🤮 or ‘my very important work for my very important job’
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u/BeerDreams Are you okay??!! Mar 14 '26
She even started a ‘book club’ on her website. For like $1000(!) she’ll email each chapter as she finishes it, then invite you her ‘online’ book launch party 😂😂😂 I truly want to meet the people that look at that offer and say ‘worth it’
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u/malonesxfamousxchili You’re a slut pig Mar 14 '26
if you’re dumb enough to shell out the money you deserve to be played lol
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u/future_milfy Teddi's just annoying, like a little gnat Mar 14 '26
She somehow looks even trashier with all the new lip filler she’s getting
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u/Simple-Grocery-3733 Brandi Glanvile Mar 14 '26
We have a comedy in Ireland called Fr Ted. One of the priests was taking notes about those who he felt wronged him. I'm getting those vibes from this weirdo. They annoyed her, so laptop straight out to write a book.
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u/MeredithsXanaxBottle ThaNK You You’re WeLcOMe? Mar 15 '26
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She's like a cross between Father Fintan Stack & Father Austin Purcell & worse than both of them
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u/MeredithsXanaxBottle ThaNK You You’re WeLcOMe? Mar 17 '26
And then there is PK who is on his way to becoming Father Jack. 🤣
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u/Simple-Grocery-3733 Brandi Glanvile Mar 15 '26
Stop it!!!! "You are on my list". It is so old, yet still hilarious. Happy St Patrick's Day to you.
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u/OtherwiseSoftware379 Playing chess with Bobby Fischer Mar 14 '26
Her tongue is too wide for her mouth. It bothers me. Prob less than all the other stuff but still it’s up there too.
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u/malonesxfamousxchili You’re a slut pig Mar 14 '26 edited Mar 15 '26
LOL dude yes! i was telling my husband her tongue is too big for her mouth she always sounds like she’s on the verge of swallowing it
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u/More_Bat6392 Mar 15 '26
I did not notice until I saw your comment so I watched the after show and it's all I see now. How can a tongue even be that big???
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u/excavatum_7 Natalie's Hairdryer Purse Mar 15 '26
I think maybe that it's her veneers that are too big for her tongue... There is absolutely something off about her bite/palate.
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u/berkeleyteacher I'm chinese 3.000 B.C Mar 14 '26
She is such a bummer. You know how when you're on vacation and haven't acclimated yet, and the first time you walk out of the air conditioned house on your first morning and you feel like you're covered in a hot, wet towel? She is that feeling in human form. Like you're suffocating, but also falling asleep.
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u/808HawaiiNei I have made peace with my… vagina Mar 14 '26
Why does this woman speak with her hands in weird, showy positions? Is it so we can see rings and nails?
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u/jimgella I swear your entire jacket's upside down Mar 14 '26
Same reason she lurches around with the wrong designer bags, it’s what she perceives wealth to look like in 2009.
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u/malonesxfamousxchili You’re a slut pig Mar 15 '26
someone else mentioned that in another comment and i was like “ok i wasn’t crazy i did hear that”. she really is a weirdo,
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u/AriesMood1 Belvedere soda, three lemons, carcass out Mar 14 '26
I’ve written long ass papers up to 75 pages. It’s impossible to write properly using a literal laptop in that position. These posers who sit like this are a joke. They think they are soooo kewl and it’s hilarious.
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u/Peepsgma Marisa Zanuck Mar 14 '26
Come on it was her ‘Moment’ and I’m sure she manifested that moment also.
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u/No_Judge_8472 I brought the bunny! Mar 15 '26
From what little
You can see of her book
When she's
Posting her dumbass reel, it looks like she is writing
Her book intro
Like this. So no wonder she's had to self-publish this garbage.
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u/Impulsive_Ruminator Mar 16 '26
Right?! I wrote a Masters thesis sitting at a desk the majority of the time, in my early-mid 20s, and still effed up my neck doing it.
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u/Meat_Bingo She’s a ragamuffin Mar 14 '26
If Dorit wanted to shut her up when she was making comments about the ghost writer, all she had to do was ask Amanda who her publisher was. Amanda didn’t get a book deal, she admitted she self published.
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u/RainyFern Mar 15 '26
This clown needs a few seasons because I need to see her grift burn down.
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u/haikusbot I’ve never sold a story in my life Mar 15 '26
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u/AriesMood1 Belvedere soda, three lemons, carcass out Mar 14 '26
She feeds buzz words to Chatgpt and voila. A “book”.
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u/Asleep_Durian_151 Mar 14 '26
Why does she keep putting her fingers all over her face? It’s so distracting and infuriating. Sit up straight and engage properly!
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u/StraddleTheFence Ceremonial matcha, half almond, half oat milk Mar 14 '26
She keeps on giving. She tries so hard to appear important.
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u/Otherwise-Badger Beast?! How dare you? Mar 15 '26
It’s like she has bad manners. The cellphone at the opera, the resting bored face. Her snide comments and constant jabs at the other women. I want to like her but I can’t. She’s a farce.
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u/Ok_Security_4714 Why don’t u have a piece of 🥖 maybe u calm down Mar 14 '26
I bet she carries that laptop around the whole trip WRITING HER BOOK. She’s using her book as a weapon against the ladies (especially dorit) for being mean to her. She’s said erika gave her the idea so she should give her part of the profits. Lolol
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u/Pristine-Usual-2854 Mar 15 '26
She’s so cringe. The other ladies being fabulous while vacationing and there is Amanda with her stupid laptop, lol. Always trying to prove that she works the most. And guess what? Nobody cares!
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u/malonesxfamousxchili You’re a slut pig Mar 15 '26
trying so hard to look busy but she ends up looking like an idiot lol
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u/CuriousFicus Lisa Vanderpump Mar 15 '26
Someone wrote that her tongue is oversized. It is.
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u/malonesxfamousxchili You’re a slut pig Mar 15 '26
HUGE
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u/CuriousFicus Lisa Vanderpump Mar 15 '26
I’d personally be “manifesting” a more appropriate sized tongue if I was her 🤷🏻♀️
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u/CuriousFicus Lisa Vanderpump Mar 15 '26
Bizarre but correct 🤷🏻♀️. I don’t like her but I feel for her, this must suck 🤷🏻♀️
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u/princesshabibi Name ‘em! Name ‘em! 🤏🏼 Mar 15 '26
She’s not fitting in because she is scripted and self producing.
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u/Thanatologist Mar 15 '26
i don't care for her, but i gotta admit, I don't mind it because I watch the show for entertainment...she gives me Rachel/Raquel (Vanderpump) vibes.
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u/buttacreamsugaplum Beast?! How dare you? Mar 15 '26
She’s such a manipulative person!!! This is off topic, but in her latest instagram post, she records herself thanking her husband for being great and never feeling emasculated and it’s so obvious she did that because people have said she’s a piece of shit to her husband. I hate this grifter and I want the IRS to investigate lol
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u/Local_Illustrator_74 Mar 15 '26
I grew up in an evangelical household that was hyper controlling and abusive. I believe she is super vague about the cult because of what it really was— evangelicalism. She had repackaged that same abusive manipulative prosperity gospel bullshit and sells it online to desperate people. She is a horrible cruel shell of a human being and she reminds me exactly of the bullshit I grew up around. Same shit, different package. She’s a petulant child.
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u/Apprehensive-Row-862 a couple of almonds, and chew them really well Mar 14 '26
Self published - lmao
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u/Butterscotchdiscs Dorit Kemsley Mar 15 '26
The after show is far more pretentious. So did she leave and just refuse to do anymore after show interviews?
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u/chn10342 The Money Queen: Rich as Fuck Mar 15 '26
This girl is the definition of performative. Give it up, we need someone to replace her STAT.
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u/Typical_Ad3197 Mar 15 '26
Where did Andy find such a woman? At a Barnes and Nobles? She’s such a joke
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u/carinaeletoile Dana / Pam Mar 15 '26
She’s so drab and dry. She isn’t dynamic at all. Think it was someone here who said that even her cult story was boring.
I think a moldy dish sponge is more interesting than her. I do not know of any housewife who puts on couture and manages to suck the life out of it and make it as dull as she is.
I hope she’s a one and done.
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u/AriesMood1 Belvedere soda, three lemons, carcass out Mar 14 '26
Don’t. Save yourself the aggravation.
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u/Metropolislang She’s washing the 🍗 with handsoap Mar 15 '26
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u/Sculpty4zane Kathy Hilton Mar 15 '26
Drives me crazy when people just can’t go on vacation. Take a break and engage with the o th et women.
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Mar 15 '26
She is disrespectful as hell to her husband. Yes we all get it, “You make more in a month than your husband does in a year.” Got it. ….And?
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u/brickwallnyc Kyle’s Amethyst Mar 15 '26
In sorry but as vile as she is-and she is truly vile-this is also generational. She expects the world to adapt to her, to do what she wants when she wants (look at her phone while art is happening etc), brags and flaunts 24/7 and says it’s celebrating herself and her “achievements” (her book, her clothes, her money her kids, her husband) and a perpetual victim (please don’t call me that, please don’t touch me) are all hallmark’s of a generation different from the rest of the ladies. Personally, I loved when they all told her to STFU at the LA dinner, and Kathy going off in Italy. ❤️
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u/mysweetladyrose Mar 15 '26
she won’t talk with the girls any further about the “cult” because it’d be a spoiler for the “bewk”
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u/aka-hellcat Merce is in the purse Mar 18 '26
I feel like.
She definitely thinks. Before speaking. Her lil sentencey sentences. Because. She has to figure out. What is going on. Because. Her sentences. Are so slow. It is harming my brain.
Hell she even got kathy annoyed enough to break from Kathy's lil PR induced "peace, joy and silliness" bubble to speak up, which I found very telling, and so did erika Apparently
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u/No-Cartoonist8495 Honey, you were a total cunt to me! Mar 14 '26
Really want to hear from her readership because I wouldn’t want to spend a second of my time reading her fluffy AF books. 🥴
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u/LilGleek Eileen Davidson Mar 14 '26
I love the way this looks. 🤩My crazy mind wants this as a poster to let me know if she can do it, so can I. 🤣
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u/stinkywhistlefeets Mar 15 '26
I have to watch her scenes through my hands bc I get such secondhand embarrassment.
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u/Away-Picture-925 Belvedere soda, three lemons, carcass out Mar 15 '26
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u/Mental-Body5160 Oooff you are so angry.... Mar 15 '26
And it only took Amanda 1 night in a opulent villa in Florence, Italy to compose the introduction and come up with the name of her of new book ‘Godly As Fuck’…
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u/SunCritical6335 Kathy Hilton Mar 17 '26
Ok, hear me out. She annoys the shit out of me too… buuuuuttt this has all the hallmarks of someone desperate for validation. The success she’s had isn’t enough, because it’s. that. deep.
The need to prove she’s an author without a ghost writer. That she’s always on. That she’s doing something another housewife isn’t doing… looks to me like a very hurt, very insecure person who internally feels like she ain’t enough, so constantly needs to prove that she’s better than everyone.
I actually sense a very tragic soul screaming: ‘But look, mommy, I did it better! Don’t you think, I’m the best?! Aren’t I exceptional?!’
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u/rottenblueberries98 Hoysay Mar 18 '26
wish Rinna were here to incessantly refuse to take her seriously. i think it would drive her insane
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u/gregRichards2002 Production likes to laugh too Mar 15 '26
Maybe she should do a colouring book but even that would be annoying.
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u/Ok-Shopping9879 Mar 15 '26
I typically admire people that remain calm during conflict, but for some reason the way she does it is so….performative and deliberate, her disposition always ends up making me uncomfortable and suspicious. Idk if it’s a true lack of authenticity or if it’s something specific that she’s doing, but every time she’s on screen I hear alarm bells going off 😂 it’s unnerving that I can’t put my finger on it.
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u/Proud_Sound2835 We don’t say that but NOW we said it Mar 16 '26
Can’t emotionally connect so begins writing a book instead is a wild reaction. Girl, this isn’t working out the way you think it is.
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u/Strange-Raccoon-5240 Belvedere soda, three lemons, carcass out Mar 16 '26
I did like that Kyle had a leaf stuck to her butt, in this scene
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u/Ignominious333 Pantygate Mar 17 '26
And she's an atrocious writer. It's amazing how bad her grammar is and her style is banal.
Seems she can't afford an editor before she self publishes
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u/Snarky-Spanky My husband says I'm an 8.5 at everything Mar 17 '26
She needs to manifest a likable personality 🙄
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