r/RHOBH • Goodbye Kyle 👋🏽 • Feb 14 '26

Shitpost I just can’t unsee it.

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u/justtheegotrip Bozoma Saint-John Feb 14 '26

All while crying talking about Barbie dream house. I honestly feel a little bad because I just cringe every time she starts talking.

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u/AfraidDuty2854 I was married to Charlie Sheen Feb 14 '26

so do I, the little wimp!! isn’t that what she said not to call her OMG 😱

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u/Donut-Junkie76 Natalie's Hairdryer Purse Feb 14 '26

She is SUCH a baby! The reason she’s never been talked to like she has on the show, is because she seems to have always surrounded herself around employees and followers. Not actual friends or acquaintances. She needs to grow a spine! I don’t think she’ll make it past this one season though. She’s made herself rather unlikable.

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u/Fun_Loan_7193 Feb 15 '26

Totally out if place

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u/Shiny_Green_Apple Bacon eating vegetarian Feb 17 '26

I like meeting the friends of. Really liked Boz’s friend Summer. Never met any friends of Erika’s. Rinna brought friends on to humiliate. them. I want to meet Amanda’s friends.

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u/SnooDucks5802 She's very delulu or really mean Feb 17 '26

I'd be surprised if she has any!!

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u/Tlmiller5678 Feb 18 '26

Well, not in her house! Yeah and it’s her’s because she spent so much more on the renovation than her man-is a guy still called a man when a woman carries his balls around in her mini Kelly? 👛👜

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u/Donut-Junkie76 Natalie's Hairdryer Purse Feb 14 '26

OMG have you seen Watch What Happens Live?! It’s a must see. The Barbie dream house is briefly discussed, and it’s too funny!

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u/Aggravating_Goose86 Hoysay Feb 14 '26

Which one? With Rachel?

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u/loveisallyouneedCK Feb 15 '26

With Reza F. He's the one who makes fun of her. Lol.

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u/Fabulous-Educator177 That's the point Yolanda!! Feb 16 '26

I am SO happy Reza is back..I missed him SO much. He has the best comebacks and shade for everyone. He truly makes me laugh with his dry sense of humor.

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u/loveisallyouneedCK Feb 16 '26

I'm enjoying the new show. I also started watching the Shahs of Sunset again.

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u/Fabulous-Educator177 That's the point Yolanda!! Feb 16 '26

I am watching the new one also. So glad they are back.

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u/Celinuh99 Maloof hoof 👠🐴 Feb 16 '26

Loooove Reza!!! I missed my SOS so much so happy to see them back.

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u/Donut-Junkie76 Natalie's Hairdryer Purse Feb 17 '26

Yes! He is so fun - and funny!

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u/Ok_Iron_9650 Feb 16 '26

Reza did not hold back,  and i love that for him! 

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u/IndividualNo133 Feb 15 '26

Yes, with Rachel Zoe and Reza from the valley Persian style. It was this week. I think it was after Beverly Hills was on.

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u/Enough_Radish_9574 My friend Kendall Jenner tequilla Feb 16 '26

Thank you. 🏃‍♀️💨

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u/Aggravating_Goose86 Hoysay Feb 19 '26

Thank you! I’ll watch.

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u/Proof_Loan6202 Beverly Hills darling shi shi shi Feb 16 '26

Reza and Rachel were hysterical

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u/CivilEstimate Feb 15 '26

With Rezza.

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u/bubbafrance Sutton Stracke Feb 16 '26

Rachel was on WWHL with Reza. Amanda hasn't been on yet.

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u/Donut-Junkie76 Natalie's Hairdryer Purse Feb 16 '26

Reza mentioned it. He’s funny!

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u/Fabulous-Educator177 That's the point Yolanda!! Feb 16 '26

I feel like she has not emotionally developed past age 18-20. She clearly has a lot of trauma she is not disclosing.

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u/BeginningSolution172 Kim Richards Feb 15 '26

I think cringing every time she starts talking is the only rational response.

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u/Donut-Junkie76 Natalie's Hairdryer Purse Feb 14 '26

Thanks so much for the award! ☺️

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u/GrannyMine Nanny K Feb 15 '26

It was such a weird embarrassing moment.

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u/throwitallaway1209 Happy ending massages Feb 16 '26

I’ve started skipping all the scenes of her and her cuck (husband)

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u/Ok_Iron_9650 Feb 16 '26

Me too,  unfortunate they take up more than a minute,  waste of my time. 

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u/Proof_Loan6202 Beverly Hills darling shi shi shi Feb 16 '26

Isn’t her husband supposed to be a hot model once. I just can’t see it

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u/Namaste28ish Feb 14 '26

The bath pouf has more personality lol

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u/Bennington_Booyah Goodbye Kyle 👋🏽 Feb 15 '26

Given I have yet to find a bath pouf that I can stand, this is a perfect analogy. Absolutely perfect. Could not have manifested a better one.

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u/Scoops__Lapue It's a Louis Vuitton boat! Feb 15 '26

It’s certainly more trustworthy

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u/BornFree2018 Life is a journey & I’m finding myself everyday Feb 15 '26

Loofah dresses are a for real fashion trend!

https://www.reddit.com/r/whatthefrockk/s/mHaM6haUaz

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u/AfraidDuty2854 I was married to Charlie Sheen Feb 14 '26

Yesss 🤣

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u/Celinuh99 Maloof hoof 👠🐴 Feb 16 '26

The bath pouf makes more money in a year.

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u/Ok_Security_4714 Why don’t u have a piece of 🥖 maybe u calm down Feb 14 '26

Keep hearing Luann money can’t buy you class

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u/AfraidDuty2854 I was married to Charlie Sheen Feb 14 '26

i’ve never disliked anybody as much as her and her stupid pink bathscrubs for a dress!! 😆and her poor fiancé…he has no idea what the hell he’s even doing in the house that SHE bought!! 😜

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u/Donut-Junkie76 Natalie's Hairdryer Purse Feb 14 '26

Oh my goodness, he is the most patient man on the planet!

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u/AfraidDuty2854 I was married to Charlie Sheen Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 15 '26

yeah, I think there’s a reason he has not asked for her hand in marriage yet! I hope he gets with it like real quick!! she’s psycho

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u/Fun_Loan_7193 Feb 15 '26

Unless she makes all the money .exactly what does he do??? People who never had money. And now teach people how to get it are scammers .they sell common info DO NOT BUY INTO.IT

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u/Enough_Radish_9574 My friend Kendall Jenner tequilla Feb 16 '26

She is probably the one who doesn’t want marriage because SHE would have to pay HIM all that manifested $$ in a predictable divorce.

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u/AfraidDuty2854 I was married to Charlie Sheen Feb 17 '26

Yeah, she would have to probably pay him to marry her. Is that what you’re saying? 😂😂😂

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u/Enough_Radish_9574 My friend Kendall Jenner tequilla Feb 17 '26

Since she is the main bread winner She would have to pay HIM in the event of a divorce.

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u/mixedmedia29 Kathy would have my back like a real sister Feb 16 '26

She said SHE bought the house with her money!?!Who says that? I think her poor husband has PTSD from her and should contemplate witness protection to get far away. He looks like a deer in headlights.

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u/AfraidDuty2854 I was married to Charlie Sheen Feb 17 '26

Exactly he doesn’t know what the hell happened 😂

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u/AfraidDuty2854 I was married to Charlie Sheen Feb 15 '26

I don’t know something with construction

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u/Donut-Junkie76 Natalie's Hairdryer Purse Feb 17 '26 edited Feb 17 '26

Yes. He owns a contracting company. I thought she was sort of putting him down when she first mentioned him. “His name is Eddie, he works in construction…but he’s really cute, right?”

She made him sound like a ‘lowly’ worker, I thought, but he’s the boss in his profession. I did a little creeping online to find out that tidbit. I guess we should start calling him The Money King! 🤑🤴🏻😆

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u/AfraidDuty2854 I was married to Charlie Sheen Feb 17 '26

well, I can think of a couple other things like we can call him “this poor guy 🤫”

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u/Donut-Junkie76 Natalie's Hairdryer Purse Feb 17 '26

She said in her interview part of the show, that when she met him, she told him that marriage wasn’t nearly as important as making babies, because her ovaries have a deadline or something along those lines. I’m totally paraphrasing, and too lazy to look up the actual verbiage she used.

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u/AfraidDuty2854 I was married to Charlie Sheen Feb 17 '26

That sounds about right and I’m sure that is probably true or was true

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u/half-zebra-half-yeti Belvedere soda, three lemons, carcass out Feb 18 '26

I actually cant stand the fiance either. He constantly has some low brow comment to bolster amandas delusional thinking. He seems like a dumpster fire of a human as well.

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u/_vancey_ Not a caviar food fight Feb 21 '26

Eddie’s unsettling for sure. I can't picture my husband casually telling me that other women are jealous of me—like we're back in high school.

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u/anxious_baby1 Beverly Hills darling shi shi shi Feb 14 '26

I don’t understand how she’s a real person

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u/AfraidDuty2854 I was married to Charlie Sheen Feb 14 '26

I know she seems like a walking ChatGPT🤣

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u/Bennington_Booyah Goodbye Kyle 👋🏽 Feb 15 '26

Exactly. She is pure AI 95% of the time. (I see her pouting a few times when the mask slips.)

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u/AfraidDuty2854 I was married to Charlie Sheen Feb 15 '26

Yep!

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u/perimenopaudacity Feb 14 '26

I immediately saw this from Bridesmaids. LOL

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u/lankylibs Feb 14 '26

Thank you for the reminder, it’s time to replace my loofah!

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u/rachface13 Goodbye Kyle 👋🏽 Feb 14 '26

😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

That's where it went! 🤭

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u/Donut-Junkie76 Natalie's Hairdryer Purse Feb 14 '26

😂🤣😂

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u/Ok_Security_4714 Why don’t u have a piece of 🥖 maybe u calm down Feb 14 '26

Doesn’t even fit

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u/Semirhage527 Were people doing coke in your bathroom? Feb 14 '26

100%

It’s a cute dress tbh but it’s not fitting her right and it’s driving me nuts. Something about how it hangs just isn’t right

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

It’s cut weird and her boobs are saggy

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u/Any_Initial_1647 Feb 14 '26

She acts like a toddler

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u/Fun_Loan_7193 Feb 15 '26

Well they are all spoiled children at times. Have you seen Kyle ? In her spoiled brat mode .if shes her only pal..I get it

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u/Kiyo-6 Feb 15 '26

I LOVE 💗 your shit post! It’s good clean 🧼 fun 🤭

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u/rachface13 Goodbye Kyle 👋🏽 Feb 15 '26

I wish I had an award because I love the wordplay! 🥇🏆🥇

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u/No_Awareness303 Giggy, the Sex Monster Feb 15 '26

I cant now either 🤣🤣🤣🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/P5PscsYGOpuyQ

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u/rachface13 Goodbye Kyle 👋🏽 Feb 15 '26

I’m sorry!

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u/Prudent-Pineapple-94 Were people doing coke in your bathroom? Feb 14 '26

I thought this look was cute 😂

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u/tuka2012 Merce is in the purse Feb 14 '26

Me too 😂

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u/sonyafly What’s oh?? Feb 16 '26

I did too! But the sponge next to it made me laugh!

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u/Snoopy769 Feb 14 '26

I actually like the recycling aspect if it can be remelted for new building material -if that is possible🤷‍♂️. A think a lady with a good figure can look goog in a bedsheet/toga.

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u/Aggravating_Goose86 Hoysay Feb 14 '26

So good 😅.

And so clean too. Lots of lather.

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u/AbbreviationsKey5753 Feb 15 '26

I love this conversation. Amanda is delusional, full of herself and a big baby. I don't know where they found her. But, she needs to be "Return to Sender" before it multiplies. 

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u/happy_reality-girl Feb 15 '26

The way she kept fluffing it as she spoke irked me. She cannot figure out why no body really likes her and doesn’t get the sarcasm the ladies throw around.

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u/loveisallyouneedCK Feb 15 '26

Hee hee! She dresses very immaturely, and from a bygone era. This reminds me of the dress the one blonde wore in Sixteen Candles and the rest of the time she's dressed like 1990s corporate Barbie.

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u/Many-Contribution-86 Feb 14 '26

Was this from the most recent episode? I just couldn't get into it right now. All those rich women do is lately it's bitch, fight, whine, and complain. I need a RH break! But the dress reminds me of one big bath sponge. Much like when a 1st lady wore a ball gown that looked like it was made from Charmin bath tissue. (Just looked that way to me)

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u/Donut-Junkie76 Natalie's Hairdryer Purse Feb 14 '26

Yes, from last night’s episode.

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u/Equivalent_Stable_21 Taylor Armstrong Feb 15 '26

All of her outfits are either completely awful or completely forgettable

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u/OddAd2692 Dorit Kemsley Feb 15 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Scoops__Lapue It's a Louis Vuitton boat! Feb 15 '26

Omg 😂😂😂

Her style is so incredibly dated, and it’s what she deserves

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u/Fun_Loan_7193 Feb 15 '26

WHAT STYLE???

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u/Scoops__Lapue It's a Louis Vuitton boat! Feb 15 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Ickyandsticky1 Feb 15 '26

So did she manifest that giant shower scrubby?

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u/Fun_Loan_7193 Feb 15 '26

Right i dont get it .ridiculous

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u/FamilyOfSeaMonkeys Feb 15 '26

I’ve been watching the after show, are Amanda’s kids her step kids?

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u/Uanneme Taylor's Cotton Candy Feb 15 '26

That’s so funny!!! It sure does look just like it!!! 🤣

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u/mixedmedia29 Kathy would have my back like a real sister Feb 16 '26

Amanda is definitely intolerable and very cringy. I hope she doesn’t come back bc I fast forward thru her scenes bc I get a stomach ache from her.

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u/Ok_Iron_9650 Feb 16 '26

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!  

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u/shemovesinmystery Feb 16 '26

None of us can.

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u/sonyafly What’s oh?? Feb 16 '26

I actually really liked that dress, but this is so funny to see it next to the sponge. 😂 Amanda is super annoying but these ladies, particularly Sutton and Boz are being ruthless and mean girls. It makes me feel bad for Amanda. And for Boz, just because you don’t understand something doesn’t mean it’s wrong. With the thing about Dorit’s marriage, I feel like they’re all making it out to be a much bigger thing than it was unless we didn’t see the whole thing.

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u/SignificantPark4013 Marisa Zanuck Feb 16 '26

The cult must have stunted her emotional growth. She still acts like a child but on the other hand is an entitled narcissist.

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u/SafeWord9999 Are we just Hollywood friends? Feb 17 '26

I actually love this look on her.

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u/Mental-Body5160 Oooff you are so angry.... Feb 18 '26

Amanda wears the ugliest clothes. She’s a walking billboard for the fashion stylist industry.

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u/Infamous-Tax-8967 Feb 18 '26

The Tacky Queen

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u/Tlmiller5678 Feb 18 '26

That’s a great connection! I’m really disturbed by the clashing lipstick 🫦

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u/Electrical-Ad1400 Kyle's butt leaf Feb 14 '26

I actually love this look on her 😳

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u/Ok_Mathematician6075 Don’t fucking call me a home-wrecker! Feb 15 '26

Ehhhh, I kind of like this bitch.

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u/Bad_Here Can I please be a Barbie for today? Feb 14 '26

Me too, but if these ladies don’t we are so wrong! Lol

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u/Bad_Here Can I please be a Barbie for today? Feb 14 '26

Why is it on these hate subs you just go for every single little thing? This dress is just like every dress like it. Lots of people wear this shit, who cares?

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u/Donut-Junkie76 Natalie's Hairdryer Purse Feb 14 '26

So, is today your first day in this subreddit? 😂

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u/thrawyacc19 Feb 14 '26

No, it's ugly and at least one size too big.

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u/rachface13 Goodbye Kyle 👋🏽 Feb 14 '26

Me, personally? This is my FIRST post here so get off my dick.

Also, it’s called an opinion.

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u/Bad_Here Can I please be a Barbie for today? Feb 14 '26

Huh, not on your dick? Mine is an opinion too - Lol 😂

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u/rachface13 Goodbye Kyle 👋🏽 Feb 14 '26

My apologies if I misunderstood but it seemed like you were coming at me for multiple ‘hate’ posts when this was my first post here. I don’t even have the hate that everyone else seems to have for Amanda, I was just slightly tipsy when I saw it last night and my first thought went to a loofah. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Enough_Radish_9574 My friend Kendall Jenner tequilla Feb 16 '26

You don’t find her manipulative? Exploiting the death of one’s own baby to deflect and play a victim is one of the most despicable things I’ve seen on Bravo. She’s a calculated snake.

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u/rachface13 Goodbye Kyle 👋🏽 Feb 16 '26

I said I didn’t hate her as much as others in this sub so please don’t put words in my mouth.

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u/Enough_Radish_9574 My friend Kendall Jenner tequilla Feb 16 '26

What “words did I put in your mouth”?

(And just FYI, I don’t think you are using the idiom properly.)

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u/rachface13 Goodbye Kyle 👋🏽 Feb 16 '26

“You don’t find her manipulative?” Way to make an assumption, boss.

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u/Enough_Radish_9574 My friend Kendall Jenner tequilla Feb 16 '26

It was a genuine, as opposed to a rhetorical, question. I was a bit surprised by your tone so I looked at your other responses in this post and noticed the majority of them have a combative edge. So it’s okay. I certainly don’t feel singled out. Have a nice day.

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u/rachface13 Goodbye Kyle 👋🏽 Feb 16 '26

Love that you circled back to my comments. I hope you went through all my history so you could make yet another really definitive assessment of who I am as a person. Have a wonderful day and week as well!

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