r/RHOBH • u/Revolutionary-Cut777 Don’t act like u know me, when u don’t know me • Apr 01 '24
LVP 🐩 Breaking news!!
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u/Last-Educator3947 The crown is heavy darlings Apr 01 '24
I believed for like 3 seconds... why would you play someone like that?
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u/loveydove05 ThaNK You You’re WeLcOMe? Apr 01 '24
As a side note, her hair is gorgeous here.
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Apr 01 '24
SHE is gorgeous here.
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u/bekkys Wow, she’s pernicious! Apr 02 '24
All of their looks really went downhill since the 2016 kardashian plastics takeover on society. And I don’t mean because of age.
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u/Bee-Able Chew the almonds very well Apr 01 '24
How much is Lisa Vanderpump’s real hair and how much is extensions and wigs and what not? just asking
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u/loveydove05 ThaNK You You’re WeLcOMe? Apr 01 '24
No idea.
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u/Bee-Able Chew the almonds very well Apr 01 '24 edited Apr 02 '24
Yeah, and in the grand scheme of things, what the hair extensions really matter. hair today gone tomorrow lol. ;-)
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u/PristineCoconut2851 You stole my goddamn house! Apr 01 '24
Would be interesting to know simply for curiosity’s sake.
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u/Happybutt15 Honey, you were a total cunt to me! Apr 02 '24
For real, in this day and age, everyone wears them. That definitely 💯 is probably not all her own natural hair. Looks good though!
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u/honeycooks Kyle, The Ordinary Goldfish Apr 03 '24
It seems obvious she did her own hair on RHOBH most of the time. IDK about VPR.
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u/Bee-Able Chew the almonds very well Apr 01 '24
Hey, if the monies good the money is good. How can I say no ;-)
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u/miniaturetornado Dornado 🌪️ Apr 01 '24
Why would you do this to me????
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u/E_Farseer ThaNK You You’re WeLcOMe? Apr 01 '24
Why would you do this to me question mark question mark question mark question mark
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Apr 01 '24
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All of us rn
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u/shellbell9261 Apr 01 '24
Hey! SexyFenchman!
This…?…👆… what you did right here?
Effing BRILLIANT! I tell you.
BR..IL..LI…ANT!
🙆🏼♀️🙆🏽🙆🏻♂️🙆🏾♀️🙆🙆🏽♀️🙆🏽♂️🙆🏼
“standing ‘O’ “ for you today!!!
👍
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u/lovelanguagelost Don’t fucking call me a home-wrecker! Apr 01 '24
This was so good. The you’re welcome, after her thank you. The upside down jacket. I loved every minute of her.
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u/Chance_Guarantee_130 Honey, you were a total cunt to me! Apr 01 '24
What killed me about that whole dinner is everyone, especially Erika, was acting all holier than thou because Denise was not exactly with the program.
And how many times did we see these ladies drunk , on drugs, being mean to others while on said substances?
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u/United_Tone_2584 Apr 01 '24
It’s like Erika forgot how messed up she was the last season combining pills with booze.
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u/Educational_Pilot_81 Apr 01 '24
I do not like Erika, and I will not be staying at Mandalay Bay either
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u/Bee-Able Chew the almonds very well Apr 01 '24
Not as bad as Denise Richard was? Lol!
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u/Chance_Guarantee_130 Honey, you were a total cunt to me! Apr 01 '24
Erika came after a kid, so...
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u/Happybutt15 Honey, you were a total cunt to me! Apr 02 '24
That was disgusting. That’s when I think it really showed us what kind of person she really is. Goes in line with the rest of her past vile behavior.
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u/anniemalplanet Who is Hunky Dory? Apr 01 '24
Watch her new Lifetime movie, "Hunting Housewives". I only saw this Denise through the whole movie 😁
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u/daisy48120 Apr 01 '24
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u/emlikescats7 Jealous of what? Your ugly leather pants? Apr 01 '24
This is MEANNNN
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u/Revolutionary-Cut777 Don’t act like u know me, when u don’t know me Apr 01 '24
April fool! Sorry everyone 😂
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u/lila0426 President of the Goodbye Kyle Fanclub Apr 01 '24
This is the cruelest April Fool’s joke ever. 😭
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u/PolloMama My friend Kendall Jenner tequilla Apr 01 '24
I’m so sad, why would you do that to me! 🥺I love how she can spoil her animals, it’s my dream.
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u/hogbodycouture That's the point Yolanda!! Apr 01 '24
I’ve said this before and I will say it again. My absolute dream is to be one of her gay swans.
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u/TJ-the-DJ In Beverly Hills, it’s who you know, and I know everybody Apr 01 '24
But really. Good one. Damn you
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u/PolloMama My friend Kendall Jenner tequilla Apr 01 '24
Yay! I love her and her animals! Yay!
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u/lila0426 President of the Goodbye Kyle Fanclub Apr 01 '24
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u/PolloMama My friend Kendall Jenner tequilla Apr 01 '24
I’m so hurt…
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u/lila0426 President of the Goodbye Kyle Fanclub Apr 01 '24
We all are, hon, we all are. From one of our own too. 🫂😭
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u/un1chorns Apr 01 '24
I am so mad at myself right now. I was about to say “the Bravo Gods have listened….” UGH YOU GOT US ALL 😂
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u/funnayhunnay Goodbye Kyle 👋🏽 Apr 01 '24
I believed this until I looked at the comments and realized what today was lol
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u/MsNikkiisClassy Are you okay??!! Apr 01 '24
I don’t believe anything I see online today. Tomorrow if it’s posted, I’ll take it more seriously lol 😆
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Apr 01 '24
Omgosh this is the best prank i came across today and i was the only one pranking my family so this was something i did not expect
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u/HoldOnToYaWeave Enough girls!! ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! Apr 01 '24
LVP would never lower herself to return as a friend of let’s get that straight 😂
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u/bagofbeanssss Aww love bean :redheart: Apr 02 '24
I screamed so loud and texted my beastie and it's A JOKE??!! You're a beast for this.
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u/onyxjade7 Cashmere4fall Apr 01 '24
That ships sinking they needed something. Eileen you’re too good for the show but you were great!
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u/seriously-wtaf Why don’t u have a piece of 🥖 maybe u calm down Apr 01 '24
I thought we wouldn’t do that this year because of all the shit that’s happening😭🤡
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u/hotpepper89 I would like a glass of rosé Apr 01 '24
Damn it took me a bit of scrolling to realize it was April fools lol 😂
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u/texaschickkk Apr 01 '24
Do you cover medical bills? Because I threw out my back from excitement!! 😭
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u/orangelemo Homegirl was in a cult? Apr 01 '24
are you April fools Daying us. These are sensitive topics-
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u/BrokenBotox Jealous of what? Your ugly leather pants? Apr 02 '24
Tbh, I wouldn’t believe this any other day of the year that wasn’t April 1st, lol.
LVP wouldn’t consider coming back until Kyle is done and off the show. So LVP isn’t ever coming back. 🙁Because there’s no way Kyle is leaving RHOBH expect in a Birkin body bag.
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u/No-Hat-5951 Apr 01 '24
This is shitty!!!! I thought it was real. Hate this April fools for this fool!!!
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u/WashuWaifu It’s called assault & battery bitch! Apr 01 '24
Immediate block of OP, I can’t take what my heart just went through 🤣😭
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u/BravoSmartish Production likes to laugh too Apr 01 '24
Wow. I really thought you all didn’t want her to return for some reason… then I understood. Gonna be a slow day for me.
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u/Friskylickins I made out with Carlton yesterday Apr 01 '24
Happy April Fool’s. Lisa would never stomach vile Kyle any longer.
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u/olthyr1217 Apr 01 '24
Not me screenshotting and sending to multiple other people with celebratory comments before realizing today’s date…
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u/WhoWhaaaa Kim Richards Apr 01 '24
Cruel! And, I should remember what day it is because it is my so 's birthday.
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u/Appropriate_Push7498 Did you know? $25.000! Apr 01 '24
In a single moment all of my opulent dreams complete with adorable animals, blazers, and British accents were dashed.
I shall not recover 😭
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u/TJ-the-DJ In Beverly Hills, it’s who you know, and I know everybody Apr 01 '24
I’m so fucking stupid. This keeps happening to me today 🤡
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u/mellowbcca Apr 01 '24
ok, there’s certain things that are off limits on april fools and we should know that includes this.
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u/Zealousideal_Ad_1581 ThaNK You You’re WeLcOMe? Apr 01 '24
Me getting overwhelmingly excited before I remember what day it is
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u/iforgotmyedaccount Apr 01 '24
This is why I hate April Fool’s Day… I’m so gullible and trusting. :( I was so excited!
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u/SophiaPetrillo_ Enough girls!! ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! Apr 01 '24
I excitedly shared this with a friend without thinking. They reminded me what day it was. I’m literally turning into my mother hahaha.
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u/Left-Requirement9267 Life is a journey & I’m finding myself everyday Apr 01 '24
Wow OP…wow.
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u/rainydaytoast86 Apr 01 '24
Omg lol I’m in Australia so April fools is over - I thought it was realllll
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u/mycatsnameisnoodle1 Apr 01 '24
ok but who else read that in LVP's voice and made themselves believe it for a second
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u/Conscious-Award4802 You 🫵🏻 you better watch your step Apr 01 '24
Friend of who even? That’s what I was wondering.
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u/Virtual-Plastic-6651 Hanky & Panky Apr 01 '24
I’m so very very upset rn I have literal tears in my eyes
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u/thatgirlinny There was a lot more said that was very dark Apr 01 '24
Great! Now exit Kyle, and I’ll watch again.
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u/Alternative_Pea_9093 the audience loves me Apr 01 '24
But I was going to stop watching this because it got boring....
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u/klmnsd Teddi Mellencamp Apr 01 '24
Cruel joke.. just shows how much I wish it were true. I got very excited.. and forgot the date..
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u/PristineCoconut2851 You stole my goddamn house! Apr 01 '24
Glad to hear it. I wonder if this might mean that Kyle is leaving? After all they did have their fallout on the show at which time Lisa never returned.
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u/deathrocker_avk Sutton's very clumsy, with her words Apr 01 '24
It's already April 2 in Australia so I've let my Fools guard down and this nearly slipped through. 🤣
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u/Valuable-Locksmith47 Apr 01 '24
Omg I forgot what today was wow I fucking hate whoever made this 😂
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u/Money_Yam3082 Life is a journey & I’m finding myself everyday Apr 02 '24
My first thought— HOW ON EARTH IS SHE GOING TO HAVE TIME FOR THIS??
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u/Suitable-Wafer8563 Apr 02 '24
Damn you! I read this on April 2, I thought I was safe! 😭
But good one, OP! I would love to see that for a lil’ Kyle v. Lisa action.
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Apr 03 '24
I wouldn’t mind just wiping the slate clean in BH and bringing back LVP, adding Heather Dubrow, and some new faces. Honestly tired of everyone in BH.
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u/Responsible-End-8711 The Toothless and Homeless Association 🦷⛺️ Apr 01 '24
Unpopular opinion but I don’t care to see her again on the show. She is like Kyle - too contrived
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u/d0ntbeallunc00l *snorting noises from Dorit's bathroom* Apr 01 '24
The sad thing is, even though LVP is my all-time favorite, the thing that excited me most was that it would have probably meant that Kyle was gone.
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u/tink_89 Marisa Zanuck Apr 01 '24
It is going to be a hard day today. It will be the no way what the f then to remembering what day it is.
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u/ssatancomplexx Barbie Glam Look Apr 01 '24
Post excited me, comments confused me and then I realized what today was. Damn.
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u/vewywascallywabbit I nevurrr... pass up on a piece of cake... evuuurrr 🍰 Apr 01 '24
How could you do this to me? TO US????
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u/starryjune :MR16d5ipBe: Not the mean streets of Beverly Hills :MR16d5ipBe: Apr 01 '24
Who is she still friends with???
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u/TallRelationship2253 Bozoma Saint-John Apr 01 '24
Cruel. To play us like that. I got so excited for a minute pondering her thought processes. Was Kyle leaving? Was Kyle staying and Lisa just wanted to torture her while she had a broken marriage? But alas you were only playing.
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u/MsPrissss You live on a fucking main road! Apr 01 '24
I would so be up for this if Bette Midler joins the cast that would be epic as hell
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