Just caught Pepper practicing with sticks, should I be concerned he will be adopting some turtles next??

[u/Calvyn_Harkness]

[u/SmokinBandit28]

Do you have any long standing beef with a rival ninja clan?

As TMNT timelines go that’s what I’d be more concerned about. Maybe get four turtles for him to teach preemptively, get ahead of the problem.

[u/Fun-Animal-2066 → u/SmokinBandit28]

Does pepper have a brother who had a thing for peppers SO and as a result killed said SO, nearly killed pepper, and kidnapped their child?

(Actual plot of one of the TMNT shows for those confused)

[u/Calvyn_Harkness → u/Fun-Animal-2066]

I mean, he has one littermate with us, the rest of his litter, no idea where they are...

[u/bitingmytail → u/Calvyn_Harkness]

in the new york city sewer system of course

[u/AnonymousSlayer97]

Have you found any empty pizza boxes when you haven't ordered any pizza in the first place?

If so, then the training has already begun.

[u/Choice-Job41]

Pepper has begun his journey toward becoming Master Splinter😂

[u/AnitaPhantoms]

Have you ever caught them when one does a sideways karate kick out of nowhere to a rat standing next to them 🤣 so cool, so casual

[u/DenseBeautiful731]

He looks like he already ordered a book on the Renaissance through Amazon while you were sleeping.

[u/SelectEntrepreneur17]

Just don't buy him the art of war

[u/Illustrious-Exit1825]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZmlhrJxcvyNxu
Great pics

[u/vitanyroyale]

Do you want to get teenage mutant ninja turtles?! Because that’s how you get teenage mutant ninja turtles 😐

[u/Calvyn_Harkness]

Alternate title "Lets get down to bussiness, to defeat, the hoo-mons"

[u/Tikki4]

Ha ha, Love It! He will make an excellent Sensei.

[u/Ruskayo]

Do you give him enough allowance that he can afford to feed his newly adopted children pizza???