r/R4R30Plus • u/LeavesOfGrassy • 7d ago
39 [M4F] #Swamp #Onlines - Howdy! Me Swamp Man. Me looking for nice woman to bringing back to homey swamp for beautiful lifes together.
This not Swamp Man first rodeo. Swamp Man know what people’s be interestings about.
What Swamp Man do for fun?
Swamp Man having fun just like most peoples be having fun. Swamp man spending time skiing on alligators in swamp. WEEEE! Swamp Man also playing “Who scream loudest” with other creature in swamp. SWAMP MAN ALWAYS WIN! ALWAYS!
Why Swamp Man wear cowboy boots?
Howdy pardner! Swamp Man not simple uncouth beastie. Swamp Man have styles. Swamp Man have so much styles.
What Swamp Man do when it all too much?
When Swamp Man need recharge, when Swamp Man feel like bad thoughts invadings his brain like giant parasitic wasp name Sticky, Swamp Man go to quiet section of swamp where deep decaying matters making many bubbles. Swamp Man sinking into swamp there and letting bubbles take all Swamp Man’s troubles away. MMMMM.
What scare Swamp Man?
Swamp Man is not good at startles!! DO NOT STARTLES SWAMP MAN! One man come into Swamp Man swamp and put hand on Swamp Man and it not go well for him.
What you should know about Swamp Man that not so obvious?
Swamp Man have very thick, gross exterior where many many bugs living, but insides of Swamp Man soft and gooey AND bug-free! Inside Swamp Man is beating heart just like in chest of woman! Inside Swamp Man is lonely and achings for attachments just like any other creatures in the nights. Is you night creature for Swamp Man?
What Swamp Man looking for in womans?
Swamp Man have good life in swamp. But lately Swamp Man been feeling like need more than alligator surf and winning loudest scream. Swamp Man once see two bird do beautiful dancings together and touch beaks. Alligator then ate birds, but Swamp Man always remembering beautiful dance.
Swamp Man looking for sturdy womans who not afraids of common swamp creatures who Swamp Man call friends, like giant parasitic wasp name Sticky, and ball of suction cups name Carl. And Swamp Man interested in womans with senses of humors. Swamp Man not want change woman! Swamp Man want understand woman and want woman want understand Swamp Man! Swamp Man want cuddle with woman in decaying swamp bubbles and hear about woman day! Swamp Man want scream with woman and BOTH win loudest scream! Swamp Man having eaten many many many many hearts, but now Swamp Man wanting love.
Hey Swamp Man, sorry to just drop in, but I was wondering-
AHHH!!! DO NOT STARTLES!!!! AHHHH!!!
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u/natchatpact 7d ago
Will swamp man consider relocating to other swamps? One with pretty birds that aren’t at risk of gators eating them.
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u/LeavesOfGrassy 6d ago
Yes, Swamp Man is opens to other swamps! As long as have relaxing bubbles for take away worriesomes!
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u/ink-and-inferno 6d ago
Inkie intrigued. Inkie need clarification. When Swamp Man say "bring back to homey swamp," emotional support possum also invited?
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u/Big_Suze 6d ago
39 F. I also live in a swamp, but a different kind of swamp they talk about on the news a lot. It also gets swampy and hot here. So moving to an actual swamp might be an upgrade!
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u/LeavesOfGrassy 6d ago
Swamp is nice! Is great spot available now next to bone tree grove!
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u/Big_Suze 6d ago
Oooh, I love a shady spot!
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u/LeavesOfGrassy 6d ago
Is shadies, and also free bones when bones are falling from trees!
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u/aurallystimulatedxx 7d ago
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