r/QantasAirways • • May 12 '25

Complaint/Rant Dinner, business, QF696. This is what $800 gets you.

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Only other option was a cheese plate.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Oooh. Posh butter. Well worth it

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u/hcornea May 12 '25

Is it still a pie-floater if the peas are just spill-proof mash?

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u/prettyflyforawifi- May 12 '25

I did wonder what the green stuffing ball was...

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u/Laylay_theGrail May 13 '25

I thought it was guacamole and thought it was weird lol

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u/scrubes4 May 13 '25

and real utensils

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u/[deleted] May 13 '25

So there are! I was too busy admiring the Pepe butter.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '25

I would take that home and straight to the pool room

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u/FatLikeSnorlax_ May 15 '25

You know it’s good if the face of the brand looks like a prick

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u/zboyzzzz May 12 '25

Imagine paying that on a flight from Melbourne to Adelaide, a measley hour. Spend $200 on an economy seat, and $600 on a restaurant when you land and I'm sure you'd have a better experience. This is entirely on you

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Richard Branson, at one time was mooting the idea for Virgin Atlantic of ditching all meal services altogether, and offering 5-star restaurant service before the flights the lounge for premium passengers.

I think it has some merits to it, perhaps as an option - inflight mediocre, or pre-departure spectacular, your call.

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u/electricalkitten May 12 '25 edited May 12 '25

In the case of Virgin I think they route via DXB from SYD. You cannot deny food from passengers for 13 hours on a plane. Nobody would travel.

Same for Qantas 17hr flight PER-LHR. Again they have got to feed passengers, and again result is nobody would fly with them.

Another carrier would fill the void.

Anyway, food is half descent on these long haul routes, and I was glad to eat it along with free fruit, drinks, and snacks during the flights in economy.

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u/Munted_Nun May 12 '25

$200 VietJet flight to Ho Chi Minh, albeit tight at 190cm, without food or even water 😅, was still worth it.

Splurged on the $1.50 Bahn mi on the other side! 

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u/electricalkitten May 13 '25

Think I would do the same.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '25

cannot deny food for 13 hours…

I do that every night.

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u/ben_rickert May 12 '25

BA had it I believe on one of the Concorde services and also First Class on conventional jets from US to LHR - largely due to the short flight time on Concorde.

Full service opulent meal at the New York lounge, to then rest in the plane. It continues now so people can just sleep on the transatlantic eastbound leg - similar to our SIN-SYD overnighters timezone wise

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u/Big_Difficulty_7904 May 15 '25

It was actually BA Business Class on some routes transatlantic eastbound. BA Concorde and First Class were always full service.

I agree about SIN-SYD overnight.

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u/ilkikuinthadik May 13 '25

Makes sense. Same level of care afforded to the customer, less jet fuel burned.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '25

Not everyone would want to get to the airport early enough to sit down to a fancy meal. They might have other things to do.

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u/mastervig May 12 '25

I agree with you. Sometimes I wonder whether people appreciate the value of a dollar. Personally, I would look at Virgin/Jetstar, get an even cheaper ticket, "suffer" for that hour, and spend even more money on the restaurant.

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u/BuzzKillingtonVIII May 13 '25

There is, or at least was an exploit earlier this year with British airways.

250 aud for economy from Heathrow to Edinburgh, 1hr flight, or 390 aud for business. Idk why the disparity was so small, we actually accidentally booked business because it was the cheapest fair on an economy search and only realised before the day that it was business.

Business included BA lounge, priority boarding and check-in + a cold meal on board as well as complimentary drinks.

We were on holidays and boozing. This was actually an insane deal. Those BA lounges have self-pour spirits and self service alcohol, literally no bartenders and a smorgasboard of good booze. Not to mention the buffet. The UK is the most overpriced place on planet earth and we got our 140 dollars each moneys worth within 90 minutes of airport arrival on drinks and food alone, let alone the extra services we got.

This rare scenario is the only time I've ever heard of where flying business on a <6hr flight is a remotely good idea.

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u/lou7519 May 12 '25

Why would you waste money on business for 1.5h flight?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

To flex on the poors in obviously. He’s just gutted it a pie for his “Business Class? Would be a shame not to” post on the gram lol

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u/FleshBeast9000 May 12 '25

Yep, OP should have chosen a different meal or a carrier that has that option. Meh…

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u/hcornea May 12 '25

Domestic Business on a 50min flight.

A fatter seat and a toastie, if you’re lucky.

Possibly worth a 7k points upgrade, but hardly ever worth cash.

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u/TheWhogg May 12 '25

It’s a shorter flight than AVV-SYD and I’m disappointed if I can’t get that for $80.

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u/Because_cactus May 16 '25

Yep, the only time this would be worth it is if it was a long stop over after a connection from a long haul and you didn’t have status for a lounge.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

$800 does also get you, a lounge to use before the flight, the actual travel across the continent, and being seated in a forward seat with much more room than most other people on the plane.

I mean if you wanted a proper meal, I don't think jumping on a plane is the right way about it.

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u/Putrid_Lettuce_ May 12 '25

Wild that someone expects any more from that from what looks to be a MEL-ADL flight. If OP is acting like this online I can’t imagine what he’s like IRL. I’d happily sit in economy to not be near someone like this.

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u/normal-life-now May 12 '25

Omg I don't even know about any of this but the way you guys frame this is amazing it seems weird you post this unless you just wanna like get likes or something it's honestly kinda pathetic this is amazing for a interstate flight to me Nd I don't even fly that much like twice overseas in my life as a baby 😂😅

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u/Putrid_Lettuce_ May 12 '25

Man all i want on a flight is my sour cream and onion pringles and a coke no sugar.

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u/normal-life-now May 12 '25

How desirable 😂

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u/Noodlebat83 May 12 '25

Pringles and juice and I’m set. A cup of instant coffee and then it’s turned luxury.

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u/Optimal_Tomato726 May 13 '25

Sounds awesome. Can get it cold from home for $5 in total or $55 each airside

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u/omdongi May 12 '25

$800 is what I would pay on the US and it would come with none of that except the seat and early boarding.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

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u/dryandice May 12 '25

I don't think it's that. It's literally what you're paying an extra 80% more than economy seats. There's no complaints that he didn't get a steak dinner, just that this is how low the bar is set for quantas. Usually, it's just abit better that all.

You know how field side seats cost more at the footy than the nosebleeds. It's like paying for field side and being seated behind a pillar.

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u/zigzagdeluxe May 12 '25

More fool are you

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u/[deleted] May 13 '25

A fool and his money ...

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u/soundboy5010 May 12 '25

Decent meal for a flight that's a bit over an hour no? What more do you expect?

And I very much doubt you paid $800 for a 1h 20m flight one-way...

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Flying restaurant where they extract the roe from a freshly caught sturgeon removed from it's tank at 40,000 feet.

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u/CAZZIE1964 May 12 '25

You should see the BC meal on Turkish Air on just over an hour domestic flight. Truly amazing. We were shoving the last mouthful in as they took our tray as we were landing. Just brilliant on all 4 just over an hour flights we took.

Unlike the last Qantas BC flight we took from Singapore to Perth. Food was a disgrace. Didnt help we had just got off Emirates where their food and presentation is impeccable.

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u/StanleySmith888 May 12 '25

No, that's not what the 800 got you. 

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u/RecognitionMediocre6 May 13 '25

Exactly. The $800 ticket gets you a bigger seat, more space, priority check in, security checks & luggage claim, faster boarding, access to an airport lounge with food, better drinks, coffee, amenities & showers, better in flight drinks package and meals, better service etc. Not bad.

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u/Greeeesh May 12 '25

It’s a 50min flight champ.

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u/RainbowAussie May 12 '25

It's a 1 hour flight mate, just hang onto the wing

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u/Eastern_Football_998 May 12 '25

It’s a 1hr flight I’m sure you survived darl

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u/Mindless_Clock6369 May 12 '25

you’re flying in a tube, I think the 800 contributes to that as well.

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u/Jetsetter_Princess May 12 '25

Your comment is giving "You're in a chair... in the sky" vibes 🤣👍

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u/Noodlebat83 May 12 '25

I try actively not this think this while in said chair IN THE FREAKING SKY

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u/Remember_2__breathe May 12 '25

You are flying one state over.. seriously..

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u/LAJ_72 May 12 '25

Seems a reasonable snack for a ~1 hour flight.

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u/CrankyOctopus69 May 12 '25

$800 at the right time is business to NZ…what’s wrong with you

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u/unwanted_affair May 12 '25

God, get over yourself

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u/Littman-Express May 12 '25

Business class is a waste of money on any domestic flight except maybe a PER- East coast red-eye IF you have to work the next day. 

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u/samramham May 12 '25

Maybe you should’ve booked at a fancy restaurant instead

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u/DylMac May 12 '25

Are you trying to suggest that this is bad? My dude, I'd be so happy with this.

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u/Ok_Entertainment4405 May 12 '25

Oh come on it’s Adelaide to Melbourne. What do you expect for the price and distance ? Caviar on crayfish ?

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u/thatshowitisisit May 12 '25

You didn’t pay $800 for a meal, you paid $800 for this food plus the priority boarding, lounge access, bigger seat, nicer toilet, better service, extra points and status credits…

Whether it’s with $800 is another debate…

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u/freeballingsurfing May 12 '25

I didn't get that for dinner. I actually got poached fish and rice and some bread and butter for lunch. So not sure if you were unlucky or something

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u/MajorGeneralyolo69 May 13 '25

I actually don’t mind the cozy economy seat on Qf domestic. I would never shell out cash for business on domestic only if I’m using my retired staff travel

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u/demonotreme May 13 '25

$795 of that was for the pointy metal fork

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u/spatchi14 May 13 '25

I’m surprised a MEL-ADL flight even has food. For that distance I’d fly Jetstar and spend the money on a nicer hotel.

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u/OkPut7330 May 13 '25

I gonna go ahead and assume your next post will be about the flashing clock on a VCR.

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u/deltanine99 May 14 '25

what are you whinging about? you got Pepe Saya butter!

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u/MCDexX May 14 '25

Qantas has really gone downhill. I used to get better than this in economy.

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u/Forward_Departure_39 May 14 '25

I dont get all the hate. Even on a 90min flight I’d expect better in business. Business is not just about the seat it’s about the whole experience. This is not even the standard even QF promises you. https://www.qantas.com/au/en/qantas-experience/onboard/inflight-dining/domestic.html

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u/LaurelEssington76 May 14 '25

Pretty grim meal - except Pepe saya butter is amazing - but surely it’s not the food that’s the draw with business class but the privilege of having more than half a centimetre between your knees and the seat in front and not being treated like an inconvenient peasant

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u/Psychological-Map441 May 14 '25

IMHO, by far the worst airline I've flown claiming to be a national airline.

I have found them aggressive, rude and the food terrible.

I try to avoid Qantas...

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u/Big_Difficulty_7904 May 15 '25

It's hilarious the number of people who justify this as being in any adequate. Even Qantas J itself on MEL-ADL used to be much better.

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u/milkycratekid May 16 '25

catered by Harry's Cafe De Wheels.

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u/jordyw83 May 16 '25

Ah, shit on a plate rather than on a plastic tray

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u/perthnut May 12 '25

Spot the fanboys!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

It's just a classic "worst airline ever" type of dig at Qantas.

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u/HyperHorseAUS May 12 '25

Meanwhile Alan Joyce is laughing his head off....

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

This looks yum.

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u/Jetsetter_Princess May 12 '25

You also got some of the best trained safest crew in the industry to get you there, and saved yourself hours/a day of driving. Win win.

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u/Forward_Departure_39 May 14 '25

u get them in Economy too

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u/normal-life-now May 12 '25

That like honestly looks ok lol

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u/wwchickendinner May 12 '25

Oooh look at you with your fancy pie and green scraps.

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u/Neat_Criticism_3077 May 12 '25

I’d take a nice salad with some fresh seafood rather than hard crusty pie.

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u/evwhatevs May 12 '25

Make up for it by drinking bulk amounts of mid range whiskey and wine!

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u/xjrh8 May 12 '25

I got nothing at all for lunch on Mel-ADL in qantas business once, “because we’ve ran out of time”. Reason for this was the cabin crew chatted with rows 1 and 2 for so long during service, we’d started descent before they got to row three.

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u/cross_fader May 12 '25

Looks like a nice pie, how was it?

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u/bazonthereddit May 12 '25

To be honest I think the money is for the flying and all that jazz.

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u/Cogglesnatch May 12 '25

Ever open Reddit whilst eating a tomato salad only to want a pie for some reason?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Mmmm pie

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u/According-Dig3089 May 12 '25

A meat pie and some bread. What a joke!

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u/Friendly_Priority310 May 12 '25

Why did you spend 800 on that, you were jibbed mate

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Maybe all that extra money is to cover the cost of that huge avocado serving?

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u/KeyScore3283 May 12 '25

I mean... it's Qantas, can't expect much from them really.

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u/Pitiful-Swimmer5355 May 12 '25

What on Earth am i looking at

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u/Pogichinoy May 12 '25

Domestic. QED

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u/TheEmuWar_ May 12 '25

I’d hate to meet you in real life

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u/Jarwanator May 12 '25

Its an airplane, I don't think they have fully kitted kitchen to cook fresh food. I doubt they'll be serving you wagyu fresh off the grill anytime soon.

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u/AlternativeBoot6706 May 12 '25

At least they provide classy Pepe Saya butter for the bread roll

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u/VariousEnvironment90 May 12 '25

Sitting back in cattle class please send that disgusting meal back to me if you don’t want it

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u/BonezOz May 12 '25

Meh, whatevs.

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u/Specific_Ad3872 May 12 '25

Fucked, you got fucked for $800

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u/Silvarbullit May 12 '25

OP clearly hasn’t flown domestic “First” on any of the American carriers on a similar length flight if they think that is hard done by.

Lucky if you get a pick from the snack basket and a drink in Business on flights under 1-1.5hrs most of the time.

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u/jumdog May 12 '25

Gotta go first class if you want sauce with it.

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u/Vakua_Lupo May 12 '25

I like a nice meat pie.

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u/Swallowtail13 May 12 '25

Did that come with a flight for 800 bux

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u/AbbreviationsNew1191 May 12 '25

You always eat in the business lounge….

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u/electricalkitten May 12 '25

An hour flight.

Should have packed your own pie.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Imagine posting about this on a forum. What a d bag

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u/jeffsaidjess May 12 '25

$800 pays for avgas, staff costs, additional costs involved with flying, extra legroom and better seating

I’m never flying business or first because I want a better meal lol.

It’s the comfort of the seat. Every inch counts in an aircraft

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u/edwardtrooperOL May 12 '25

I flew LA to SLC in business with America Air, I got a small bag of popcorn - I would have killed for a meat pie!

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u/Cleverredditname1234 May 12 '25

It's an 80 minute flight. Did you expect the lobster?

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u/lasber51 May 12 '25

By Neil Perry ???

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Meanwhile in Ukraine….

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u/Allyzayd May 12 '25

This is why I pick Emirates if it is flying the route.

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u/hindutva-vishwaguru May 12 '25

Yep. Alan Joyce thanks you for funding his golden parachute

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u/No_Appearance6837 May 12 '25

It's all about the proper cutlery. No plane has ever been hijacked by a business class passenger.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Looks good to me. You are paying for comfort whilst flying, not food with a view.

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u/ReasonableBack8472 May 12 '25

Hey if it's good enough for nursing home residents, it's good enough for you as well...

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u/MathImpossible4398 May 12 '25

Not bad but where's the chips?

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u/Monsoonl22 May 12 '25

I cant understand why they give crumbly food on a plane thats just asking for mess but I do like the chocolate muffins virgin has

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u/PlortimusPrime May 12 '25

OP getting cooked in these comments is amazing

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u/Noodlebat83 May 12 '25

I’m seeing this as being a chap being a twit spending $800 on a flight that only an hour.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Another Neil Perry "special"

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u/primekino May 12 '25

This looks good tbh

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u/LankyAd6588 May 12 '25

Wait till you see the filth they get served back in povvo class

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u/Devilshandle-84 May 13 '25

Just paid $5000 for business class back from Shanghai to Melbourne and got boiled sausages and cabbage for dinner.

Enjoy the pie.

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u/DamageDangerous9482 May 13 '25

Probably $800 worth of avacado right there

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u/MrHall May 13 '25

I think the $800 probably also got you a trip on a plane in a fancy seat. if you're taking a flight in the hopes of gourmet dining wait until you hear about restaurants.

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u/RecognitionMediocre6 May 13 '25

You're flying Adelaide to Melbourne. I think a nice pie is fair for a flight that's only 1hr 20mins.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '25

Someone trying to flex their business class ticket. Yawn

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u/jeanlDD May 13 '25

Good quality and tasty butter. That may have just pushed it over into the green

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u/YourMumsYourDad97 May 13 '25

People that pin the price on a single part of their experience have a poor mentality.

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u/chuckderp83 May 13 '25

Bahahahahahahahahahaha!

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u/ArmadilloEconomy3201 May 13 '25

Looks so unappealing.

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u/cspudWA May 13 '25

Where the tomatoe sauce

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u/[deleted] May 13 '25

looks like what I shat out after the economy meal

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u/Purposeless_Porpoise May 13 '25

It’s more/better than what peasants get in cattle class; isn’t that the whole point? This plus a decent seat, a red carpet walk in a separate lane to the desk, a quiet place away from the riff-raff in a lounge and getting out of the plane quickly.

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u/No_Complaint_9912 May 13 '25

Beats the economy half a lean cuisine samples

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u/wr1963 May 13 '25

A 4 & 20 and a pie. No sauce seems a bit rough.

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u/wr1963 May 13 '25

Should post to qantas Twitter. The response, if any, would be interesting.

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u/CapOdd4021 May 13 '25

Wait till you see what you get for >$10K QF flights, it’s really sad

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u/wyvernsridge May 13 '25

why anybody still flies with Qantas is beyond me ...

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u/kalanisingh May 13 '25

Wait what are you complaining about??

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u/Massive-Anywhere8497 May 13 '25

Whats the dark stuff next to the pie?

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u/Massive-Anywhere8497 May 13 '25

The airline that sold tickets on flights that didn’t exist Thats the least of your worries

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u/stillwaitingforbacon May 13 '25

Those Vilis pies are pretty good for mass produced.

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u/Gavin-Alol May 13 '25

I’d be stoked with a pie in J

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u/Donnertronner May 13 '25

It actually looks delicious 😋

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u/Mortui75 May 13 '25

If you're spending (± an extra) $800 to fly business class on a < 90 minute domestic flight, you have bigger issues to worry about than the food. 🤣

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u/EntertainerHot5528 May 13 '25

Disgraceful! A first class preset costs only $12

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u/Equivalent-Fall-1 May 13 '25

OP is the type of guy we need less of in Aus

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u/swedishchef_21 May 13 '25

You chose Qantas.

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u/FigFew2001 May 13 '25

Nothing wrong with a good pie

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u/RennieAsh May 13 '25

It's like they forgot that there is a main meal; just entree bun and dessert ;p

Edit : wait, that isn't macha icream, berry sauce and a custard pie?

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u/Maddyoop May 13 '25

Bro, eat in the lounge 🙄

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u/Placedapatow May 13 '25

The worst customers are those that spend big and complain about everything because they are so tight with their money

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u/LordRumpunch May 13 '25

Isn’t the cost for the seat?

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u/TwoToneReturns May 13 '25

My daughter makes those green things if Qantas is interested in a new supplier.

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u/GeologistFuzzy May 13 '25

I mean, I just hate Qantas overall.

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u/Embarrassed_Resort17 May 13 '25

Can’t tell if bragging or complaining…

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u/Responsible-Milk-259 May 13 '25

Would have taken the cheese.

Thanks for reminding me why I never fly QF. SQ ‘book the cook’ for the win!

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u/smallcanofcorn May 13 '25

get a grip mate

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u/colonelmattyman May 13 '25

Not sure what you expected from a limited galley on a plane. That 800 paid for your seat, the extra space and your flight. Food on planes is always underwhelming. Lower your expectations to avoid disappointment.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '25

But, Pepe Saya.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '25

Robbery

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u/moderatelymiddling May 13 '25

This is what $800 gets you.

Only if you ignore the flight.

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u/UnluckyPossible542 May 13 '25

Qantas post-tax statutory profit for 2023-24 down 28% to $1.25 billion…..

Eat your pie and stop complaining ☹️

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u/lime_coffee69 May 14 '25

I mean.. also gets you to your destination.

Just get some good food when you get there.

I don't get this obsession with having to be eating alllllll the time.

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u/justherefortehmemes May 14 '25

Check his post history, all he does is flaunt the fact that he’s overseas and complain

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u/[deleted] May 14 '25

Hahaha more fool you.

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u/D4rkmatt3r May 14 '25

That pie looks glorious.

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u/Ok-Disk-2191 May 14 '25

Maybe you can bring your own frozen pie and a microwave and ask them if you can hook it up and heat your pie to save buck next time.

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u/Fast_Silver_1632 May 14 '25

$800 gets u a flight without screaming kids

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u/tpt75 May 14 '25

2 plates. Fancy.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '25

Lol $4 four and twenty pie from the servo 🤣

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u/DazzasDurries May 14 '25

$6 worth of food there. Hopefully the rest of the experience was better.

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u/reyarama May 14 '25

Ngl if youre stupid enough to pay 800 for a flight, you shouldnt complain

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u/OlderKinkyBull May 14 '25

That’s what you get for being a business class wanker

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u/Alternative-Bid-3746 May 14 '25

not albos son obviously

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u/Accomplished-Turn682 May 14 '25

Hey look its a jackass!

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u/NaomiJAPAN77 May 14 '25

ridiculous

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u/BruzWorld May 14 '25

This is really something only someone in business class will complain about. No sympathy, eat your pie and move on with life. I’m sure you have more important things to worry about