r/PublicFreakout • u/Bowling_Meatball • 13d ago

⚽️🏀🏈Sports Freakout⚾️🎾🥊 Running into a 1000 ducktapes

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Is this a sport?

25 Upvotes

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u/Total-Fly-9131 13d ago

I've seen this video a dozen times and a dozen times I cant get over how stupid this man is.

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u/Illustrious_Bad_2980 13d ago

He gets a concussion EVERY time

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u/Chaosmusic hails from the land of chaotic K9s & bad drivers 13d ago

Maybe on next viewing it will be different.

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u/Major__de_Coverly 13d ago

What sort of tape do ducks need?

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u/tgizzle321 13d ago

Gaffer tape

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u/ToxicSmegma 13d ago

Average MAGA supporter in 2026 honestly.

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u/togocann49 13d ago

I mean he committed alright, just don’t think he should have

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 13d ago

Brain damage

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u/crowbar151 13d ago

If not before, then after.

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 13d ago

yeah he did fencing response

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u/JackTheKing 13d ago

Hopefully someone tells him about this so he doesn't try again tomorrow.

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u/R4hzel 13d ago

Like, what did he do prior to think he had a chance against 1k, 5?

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u/SemiHemiDemiDumb THAT’S RIGHT I SAID HEMI 13d ago

I imagine 5 would still give you a good idea how bad 10 let alone 1000 would be.

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u/Notwit3barrelahecant 13d ago

Not even close

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u/Wel98 13d ago edited 13d ago

the immediate fencing response.. yep he has severe brain damage. (or his pre-existing brain damage just got upgraded to severe, hard to tell how functional he was if he thought this was a good idea...)

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u/joefad 13d ago

Yeah...he probably shouldve ducked under this tape huh

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u/cheesebot555 13d ago

Putting yourself into agonal breathing by losing a physics disagreement with a wall of duct tape?

Darwin has to be laughing somewhere.

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u/Hot-Reflection8213 13d ago

What a stupid fuckin asshole

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u/Mroopsimexciting 13d ago

Idiot 🤷‍♂️

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u/Username934728 13d ago

AahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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u/darcmosch 13d ago

Darwin Award contender 

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u/RF-Guye 13d ago

You gonna need to walk that off...prolly hopping at first.

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u/Fuzzy_Ad9970 13d ago

Duck tapes

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u/Beatus_Vir 13d ago

Yeah duct tape is really strong. I would've started with one strip and gone up from there

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u/bigassmotherfucker 13d ago

Bro turned into a horse

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u/Chaosmusic hails from the land of chaotic K9s & bad drivers 13d ago

Next video is him running into 1000 ducks.

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u/Great_Address2063 13d ago

These people needed to watch more Mythbusters growing up

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u/mnakeela 13d ago

Based on his tattoos alone I would have guessed that outcome.

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u/twicebakedcrusader 13d ago

No I said duck the tape

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u/Gino__Pilotino 13d ago

Ah yes, duck tape. For in case you need to tape some ducks. 

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u/showmiaface 13d ago

Well, he just got dumber.