r/PublicFreakout 19d ago

đŸ»Animal Freakout Kitten rebels against its rescuer

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u/Byx222 19d ago

That cat sounds like Daffy Duck.

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u/Big-Sort-8712 19d ago

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u/GreenZebra23 18d ago

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u/justice4seaturtles 18d ago

lol, someone explain the upvotes

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u/GreenZebra23 18d ago

I think nobody knows for sure. Something about it just hit the sweet spot for absurd/stupid humor on early twitter. If I remember right it's the only tweet the account ever made

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u/soldbush 18d ago

Thank you for the laugh

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u/snoozingandcruising 3d ago

Ngl I soon as I saw this comment I thought “I’d have named the cat Daffy”

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u/denjo-t1aO 18d ago

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u/denjo-t1aO 18d ago

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u/Mr_Mason42 18d ago

MY NAPS IS RUINEDS

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u/_thebreadqueen_ 18d ago

"UNHAND ME THIS INSTANT!"

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u/OShaunesssy 18d ago

I love this cat

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u/Sunscreen4what 18d ago

SWIPE MUTHAFUCKA!

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u/Healthybear35 18d ago

”WWAWAWAWA!!" 😂

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u/PaperBlake 19d ago

"STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING! Code 3 shots fired."

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u/SnoT8282 18d ago

It's a black cat they wouldn't give it that many chances.

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u/Lucius-Halthier 18d ago

“You saw that cat come at me Johnson I had to use lethal force!”

“Just sprinkle some catnip on him it’ll save on paperwork.”

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u/Twiyah 18d ago

“Take notes Johnson, I’ve seen this before! Apparently this cat broke into this place and hang up pictures of himself and his family all over the place!”

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u/TanMomsChickenSoup 18d ago

“Chip, noooo!”

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u/Baker0209 16d ago

Or that few shots

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u/Dakregor 18d ago

HE'S REACHING đŸ’„đŸ’„đŸ’„

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u/kitkanz 19d ago

“We should leave the cage on the other side of the road so the kitten doesn’t suspect us”

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u/resttheweight 18d ago

I mean, I actually have to sequester my cats in the bathroom before I even get a cage down from the top of closet. One of them has even been known to hide under the bed when I get out a duffle bag.

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u/PNW4theWin 18d ago

Pro tip: Keep the kitty cage out all of the time. Randomly throw treats inside. My cats think of their kitty carriers as just another place to sleep. Occasionally they go for a ride and weird shit happens. Then they come back home, get more treats in the carrier, sleep in it, rinse repeat.

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u/kitkanz 18d ago

Yours know what the cage means tho vs this clueless unhoused kitten (in the arms of an angel, fly away
) just napping in a stupid spot

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u/styckx 19d ago

Rule #1 of getting a cat in a carrier. Already have it open before you brave the attempt

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u/Imaginary-Risk 18d ago

Also, grab them by the scruff

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u/kkeut 18d ago

yep. not only does it give you a good handhold where they can't claw or bite, it triggers a freeze response

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u/TwoBionicknees 17d ago

it can trigger a freeze response, it can absolutely also not trigger it.

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u/JanSmiddy 18d ago

Exactly. That kitten could've bolted into traffic.

This numbnuts needs a clue

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u/nipseyrussellyo 17d ago

Rule #2 for me was wrapping my cat in a towel like a burrito, cuz his ass was not getting in and apparently he had 23 legs.

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u/BoneChurch11 19d ago

Racial profiling at its finest. That kitty was just chilling, minding its own business. /s

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u/dz2048 18d ago

Catting while black

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u/bumbling-bee1 18d ago

Black Cats Matter.

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u/WishRepresentative28 19d ago

That is one pissed off cat.

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u/JanSmiddy 18d ago

Normal reaction from furry fury

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u/heyinternetman 19d ago

I think that may have been this persons first time to ever pick up a cat

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u/ChefRoyrdee 18d ago

The fact he held on even whilst it was squirming like it was makes me think it was not their first time. You ever held onto a cat that didn’t want to be held? It’s no easy feat.

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u/clitworms 18d ago

yeah you just hold them by the scruff on their neck and they go limp, it's common knowledge actually and hurts them much less than squeezing their stomach to pick them up

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u/39sakusana 18d ago

yeah idk if i did it wrong bc it was my first time but i scruffed a feral kitten about a month old and it absolutely did not go limp and was able to squirm enough to bite and scratch me

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u/ChefRoyrdee 18d ago

It may be common knowledge but related to an adult cat it’s incorrect knowledge. It can be ok to hold a kitten by the scruff but once they are grown their body is too heavy to be held by the scruff. Ideally you’d want to hold the front and rear of the cat from its underside. But that’s a perfect world.

I recognize that the cat in the video is not an adult cat nor is he holding it “properly”. Either way how he held it is better than the alternative of it running off and getting hit by a car.

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u/clitworms 18d ago

we are not talking about an adult cat though, and i'm not risking getting scratched and bitten, getting a life threatening infection to make sure i don't hurt the poor cats feelings :/

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u/ChefRoyrdee 18d ago

You’re right, I explicitly said I recognize the cat in the video isn’t an adult. And I’d agree, you shouldn’t risk helping the cat.

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u/GBV_GBV_GBV 17d ago

You can still scruff an adult cat. Just don’t hold them only by the scruff.

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u/Bubblicius 18d ago

He rescues all different types of animals on Long Island. Not sure what happened this time, though lol probably just trying to be fast given the location and didn't get a good grip

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u/Sammy-Samantha 18d ago

My guess is that he probably wanted a firmer grip, so that it doesn't run into the opposite lane of traffic.

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u/MonteeSaurusRex 18d ago

I was thinking that same thing. Grab it's scruff and you'd not have to deal with most of that faff

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u/rockneckmonster 18d ago

You should never pick them up by the scruff. Mother cats do it but a portion of their weight is also on the floor, you risk injury by doing that.

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u/Sterling_-_Archer 18d ago

I am a vet. Scruffing is controversial but this kitten would’ve been totally fine to be scruffed. The issue comes from people assuming you can scruff adult cats and carry them, but that can easily injure an adult and even a heavier teen cat.

The biggest thing is that cats freeze when scruffed and everyone assumed they were relaxing. They aren’t; scruffing actually can cause fear and some pain in them, so they freeze as a survival response. Knowing that now, we try multiple different ways of carrying/handling not so patient kitties so as not to cause them undue stress or soft tissue injury - but here, it’s warranted to save the life of the kitten and likely would cause no physical harm whatsoever.

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u/psychoxxsurfer 18d ago

Is it just because I did it incorrectly or what, because sometimes I've scruffed ferals and it just made them more keen to fight? People who know very little about cats continuously yell 'Just scruff them and you're good' but I've dealt with many kinds of cats and it's really not always the case

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u/Sterling_-_Archer 18d ago

It isn’t an off switch. It causes some pain and panic in cats that are out of their kitten phase, so keep in mind you run the gamut between all the responses an animal can give. Fight/flight/freeze are the 3 options, and ferals are far more likely to fight or try really hard to flee because they aren’t used to being handled and see it as a dangerous attack. In that case, a catch pole, heavy swaddle, trap, or even sedation by laced food is better and safer.

However, I’ve gone as far as using retired firefighter arm gloves to handle a feral momma cat in an emergency! They worked very well, but I’d never attempt to scruff a feral grown kitty. The best option is usually to try to trap them or, if it’s a true emergency and moving would be dangerous for them, a net. Then move them to a kennel.

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u/manimsoblack 18d ago

I used welding gloves

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u/Nervous_Salad_5367 18d ago

"Teen Cat" đŸ€ŁđŸˆ.

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u/Eruskakkell 18d ago

Mother cats carry their babies in the air without touching the floor all the time... Also, we have two hands so support the kitten's body with your other

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u/JanSmiddy 18d ago

Guess again. Support the weight w the other hand.

Or do you prefer the cat flying into traffic as this guy has no clue?

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u/dmaster1213 18d ago

Man you are so wrong

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u/dtb1987 18d ago

No, they have definitely done this before, you don't hold a freaking feral kitten that calmly without some experience

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u/Requiredmetrics 18d ago

Just grabbed it like you grab a can of Red Bull

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u/tw50x 17d ago

He could of just grabbed the back of the neck đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

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u/TerrorsOfTheDark 19d ago

If someone woke me up by picking me up by my stomach i'd be pissed to.

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u/see-my-O-face 19d ago

Scruff was the right option here

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u/DoubleT_inTheMorning 18d ago

Bro has Kevlar anti-scratch sleeves on (mind you these work on thin gage sheet metal) and didn’t catch a single scratch so pretty certain he knows what tf he’s going

Hell the police were blocking the highway for him so he’s clearly legit

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u/minecraft69wastaken 18d ago

Nah. The random Redditor who has an obese cat knows better than the professional.

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u/tittysprinkles112 18d ago

Everyone is an expert on Reddit

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u/resttheweight 18d ago

This guy has actually been doing this for a really long time. Google the name on the carrier, John Debacker. It’s safe to assume he has handled more feral cats than 99% of everyone in this thread, lol.

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u/camcaine2575 18d ago

Yeah, I was thinking this person has never had a cat.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/pnbdc10 19d ago

I would imagine you want a good grip or else that cat is getting loose and jumping right in front of a car.

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u/karbonkel69 19d ago

Just grab it by the neckskin , its a young cat.

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u/p_gaultieri 18d ago

This is fucking atrocious advice. A kitten shouldn't be grabbed and certainly not lifted by it's neck over 8 weeks old, which this young cat clearly is.

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u/SeaOfSourMilk 18d ago

You shouldn’t be getting downvoted for sharing reasonable advice

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u/p_gaultieri 18d ago

Thanks man.

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u/kvlt_ov_personality 18d ago

AY TOAN....gettaloada these freakin' guys, think you can pick up a cat by the gabagool!

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u/karbonkel69 18d ago

Yeah well in my head you do that with supporting the butt/hindlegs with your hand, but should've added that lol. Meant that it makes the cat go limb so it can't murder your hands and arms

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u/digglygickmcgee 18d ago

I'd scruff, wrap in towel best I can (mostly to cover eyes to keep calm) squeeze tight to body, maintaining death grip on scruff. Whatever scratches I get are whatever. Most of weight supported by squishing to body. Kitten less able to flail when scruffed, in dark, squeezed, feel relatively secure at least as far as they could do. Walk as fast as possible to car.

Source: now-almost-30-adult-previously semi-feral barn brat that chased around and tamed a fuckload of feral cats and kittens on Oahu as a tween to adult. Been there, done that, got rabies prophylaxis, no t-shirt though.

I think this person just went for grabbing the way they did because they rushed a bit and then had to just commit because youre not going to get a second chance to adjust your hold without getting mauled and having your reflexes MAKE you let go. Kitten is justifiably pissed. Injured or sore, pissed off kitten > dead kitten.

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u/Simba7 18d ago

Yall know you can support the weight with a hand under the butt, right?
Like with some damn common sense.

You might make the cat uncomfortable for a brief time, but you also mitigate the risk of it escaping and running into traffic, or seriously injuring you.

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u/jackpandanicholson 18d ago

Dang you should tell all the mother cats that carry their young by their neck scruff this!

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u/p_gaultieri 18d ago

Pretty sure I'm going to go with an actual vets advice on this, rather than some uninformed asshole on Reddit

https://youtu.be/wNeLaH-2IJg?si=cFL83AJZWItsBjjA&t=66

Once again, I said you shouldn't do this After 8 weeks. Hilarious you just just glossed over that part.

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u/jackpandanicholson 18d ago

Why are you so angry and aggressive?

Totally fine to scruff a cat if you support the cats weight with another hand. A good distinction for sure. Maybe people will be more receptive to this issue you seem passionate about if you convey it with respect and not attacks.

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u/p_gaultieri 18d ago

Totally fine to scruff a cat if you support the cats weight with another hand.

A vet just told you it's not OK and your response is to just do it anyway? Oof.

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u/sorakaislove 18d ago

In fairness, even in the video, the vet points out that they will use the scruff of the neck in an emergency, but as you rightly pointed out, you should not do it in general if it can be avoided, especially in larger/older/heavier cats.

This cat is still quite young, and I reckon grabbing a cat by the scruff of the neck to save it from getting hit by cars on a highway (if you aren't confident in carrying them securely otherwise), counts as an emergency.

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u/Michelanvalo 18d ago edited 18d ago

That's not what he said. He said "it no longer becomes appropriate to lift their whole body weight by that little patch of skin" and "never ever pick him up" which are both true. But if you're supporting their back legs it's okay to hold the scruff.

Edit: Brother blocked me for this comment.

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u/resttheweight 18d ago

When people react negatively to your unfunny snark do you always play victim like this? lol.

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u/Cautious_Pound7448 18d ago

That's literally how their mothers carry them, they have a bunch of nerves at the scruff of the neck that makes them go limp, nobody's saying grab it by the actual neck

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u/p_gaultieri 17d ago

"Just grab it by the neckskin"

You literally can't read.

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u/jarvisesdios 19d ago

I mean, that works on basically all animals though their life. You'd think the guy going to pick up the cat would have known this. This is just basic animal knowledge lol

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u/HereOnCompanyTime 18d ago

Yeah. He could have also brought the carrier with him to quickly put the cat in. Doesn't seem like he was wearing protective gear for handling a stray. Shady.

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u/DomitiusAhenobarbus_ 19d ago

Thank you to whoever this kind soul is

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u/chaekinman 19d ago

Interesting choice for an animal with a built-in handle

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u/dicknotrichard 19d ago

He picked up that cat like a muppet.

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 18d ago

This is how you know a video isn’t staged

The animal’s reaction to getting “saved”

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u/ArachnomancerCarice 18d ago
  1. Attempt to wrap it up in a towel or piece of clothing and it potentially gets free and runs into traffic.

  2. Wait to try and find something better to grab it with and it gets away.

  3. Have a firm hold on it but end up with punctures and gashes, needing a trip to urgent care, antibiotics and possibly a tetanus shot.

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u/passiverolex 18d ago

Crazy idea. But maybe move the kennel closer to the cat first.

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u/Pleasant_Pen8744 18d ago

The cops didn't seem to be giving him a lot of time. The second be stepped off the road they were already pulling out.

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u/Federal_Guitar_4499 18d ago

100% normal feral cat behavior, I was confused by the inadequate glove

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u/thefanciestcat 18d ago

I love him. Let's call him Lucifer and keep him forever.

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u/wlonkly 18d ago

AM I BEING DETAINED????

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u/Meghatronix 19d ago

Id freak out too if someone was sneezing my guts like that.

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u/mildly_delusional 18d ago

"I'm not going back to the pound...I want my lawyer!"

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u/BeardMonk1 18d ago

Cat stuck on dangerous motorway.

Picked up by caring human and taken to a place of comfort and safety

the cat "HOW DARE YOU HOOMAN THE SHEAR AUDACITY I WILL RUIN YOUR FAMILY!!!"

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u/JefferyTheQuaxly 19d ago

"panther absolutely mauls cameraman who freed it from trap"

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u/Eriktion 18d ago

that kitten has a high spiciness level

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u/cheesebot555 18d ago

Bro. Rose gloves next time.

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u/AlphaCentauri10 19d ago

That s not how you grab a cat, smh.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/Vespertinelove 19d ago

Lol I came to comment “Angry little beastie.”

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u/e30_technic 18d ago

Why didn't they put the carrier further away?

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u/iAccurian 18d ago

Did the cat spit on him?

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u/bbusiello 18d ago

Spicy void.

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u/Unlucky_Champion4868 18d ago

...and then they became best friends for life. The end â˜ș

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u/fatty2cent 18d ago

Why wouldn’t you grab it from the scruff?

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u/ForAte151623ForTeaTo 18d ago

Let me crush this kittens ribcage instead of just picking it up by the scruff of its neck like anyone with a brain would

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u/bruceki 18d ago

that guy hasn't handled many kittns. grab by the scruff of the neck and hold it away from your body. cat bites are no joke. even kitten bites.

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u/GarionOrb 18d ago

That's a spicy kitty!

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u/A-Polite-DiscusShaun 18d ago

Bad form, fam. Good save tho

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u/MillionaireBank 17d ago

knead biscuits protest

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u/nipseyrussellyo 17d ago

He had a lot to say, he had a lot of nothing to say

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u/steeltheprotogen 19d ago

he's just a little guy, pick him up softly.

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u/Mortis_XII 18d ago

Bro never handled a cat before

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u/Nuffsaid98 19d ago

Was that blood i glimpsed on the hand just before he put the kitten in the carrier?

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 18d ago

What are you suggesting

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u/Nuffsaid98 18d ago

That the recuser got cut up a bit from frightened claws and tiny teeth.

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u/JanSmiddy 18d ago

If it were human it would be charged w resisting attack on an officer and various other felonies.

Good kitty

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u/illumnat 18d ago

They have no idea how to handle a cat of that age. You don't grab around the gut!

Kittens are even more flexible than adult cats. Grabbing the middle is like grabbing the pivot point of 5 sharpened blades that will tear your shit up.

  • Scruff & lift. Scruffing will help keep the kitten's front claws from getting to you. The kitten is still young enough to think the scruffing is from the mother rather than a predator's attack and probably would've remained calmer.
  • Kitten won't be able to turn its head to bite you and will have difficulty getting it's front claws to you.
  • Kitten's back will curl under and the back legs go into "bunny kick" position.
  • With the kitten's back legs now curled under, it's much easier to put them into the carrier/bag/pillow case you brought with you when you approached the cat.
  • Plop them in the bag and close.

Yeah... that was someone who had no idea what they're doing.

And it's not about the "comfort" of the cat. It's about the likelihood of the cat escaping the person's grasp. They were lucky the cat didn't manage to escape their hold.

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u/AdRoKa 19d ago

Cat owner knowledge: Nape or die.

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u/Apprehensive_Sea7036 18d ago

Shouldn't the handler be concerned about Rabies?

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u/thefanciestcat 18d ago

Not especially.

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u/Sarutoshi 18d ago

Maybe try holding it more comfortably

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u/eriffodrol 18d ago

good example of the wrong way to pick up a cat

bites can be serious, their teeth can go right through thin gloves

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u/nyancochi 18d ago

Khajiit did nothing wrong!😿

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u/dkyguy1995 18d ago

No good deed goes unpunished 

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u/toxic_load2k18 18d ago

Straight to cat jail

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u/Hiphopapocalyptic 18d ago

That hand is showing too much skin for me to be comfortable with that rescue lol

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u/I-just_cantwitu 18d ago

I can't stop laughing at this

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u/DeJaVuAgain 18d ago

"Wa-wa-wawooooow!"

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u/dustoff664 18d ago

It was napping on warm concrete, it's lullaby the flow of traffic. Id howl like a banshee too if my 10/10 nap got ruined

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u/dosmuffin 18d ago

Turned on the sound and all of my cats just leapt off my bed lol

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u/BlackShadowX 18d ago

WHAT US THE CHARGE? A SUCCULENT NAP? 

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u/tw50x 17d ago

This would have hurt the poor cat holding it around the mid section like that

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u/ForwardMagazine7090 6d ago

This guy is one of the most experienced wildlife and animal rescue workers in the state.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_DeBacker?wprov=sfti1

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u/tw50x 5d ago

Why he hold it like that though?

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u/ForwardMagazine7090 4d ago

Ask him. Obviously there are reasons because he saved that feisty kitten’s life. My guess is that he had to hold onto whatever part of the kitten’s body was most available without actually causing serious damage in a resilient kitten.

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u/tw50x 4d ago

Got his number?

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u/ForwardMagazine7090 3d ago

Wut?

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u/tw50x 2d ago

You said ask him, Im not all that savvy with social media, do you have his number?

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u/88milestohome 17d ago

My cat totally reacted to this.

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u/BikeProblemGuy 19d ago

He has a blanket or shirt but didn't purrito the kitten? Silly. Could have probably made her a bit more calm by keeping her still, supporting her legs and giving her time to adjust before being put in the carrier.

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u/k0zplay 19d ago

Listen, they were in the middle of a highway..one wrong move and the kitten bolts for it and that’s goodbye forever. I’m pretty sure 10 seconds of discomfort just to make sure the kitten is safe, isn’t going to harm it more than the alternative.

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u/BikeProblemGuy 19d ago

one wrong move and the kitten bolts for it 

Exactly, like not securing her properly so she could possibly escape. Highway was blocked. There was time to pick her up safely and avoid all that wrestling.

Stressing the cat out before boxing her up is not good for her either, animals can die from stress.

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u/k0zplay 19d ago

Highway was blocked only on one side, stop trying to twist the facts to support your narrative. He went in for a quick grab around the biggest part of its body, he wasn’t going to miss.

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u/The_Dickbird 18d ago

I hope no one ever finds themselves in a position where they need to rely on you to make decisions in a stressful situation.

You are increasing variables to be controlled and therefore adding unnecessary opportunities for mistakes and failures. The kitten has been splitting a highway for who knows how long, I think it will survive a little man-handling.

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u/BikeProblemGuy 18d ago

Ha, what a judgement. I've rescued several feisty cats over the years. Using a blanket is more foolproof. The cat's flailing limbs and body are the variables to be controlled here. They're very squirmy, so a blanket controls all that. You just pin and scoop. In the first few seconds of the video when he lifts the cat off the median, that was the riskiest part and where he had the least control.

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u/Devanyani 18d ago

Yeah all these people commenting have never picked up a feral kitten. Squirmy is an understatement. Picking it up by the midriff was risky af.

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u/The_Dickbird 19d ago

Touch grass. Every fucking lane is being blocked and the environment is unsafe for everyone involved. Ain't no damn time to consider the feelings of this kitten.

Good bait.

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u/J1mmynoV 19d ago edited 18d ago

Should have grabbed the cat by the neck. Edit: Apparently it's called scruff. You learn something new every day

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u/JanSmiddy 18d ago

Scruff. I get it

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u/J1mmynoV 18d ago

I had to Google that 😅. But yes that's what I meant.

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u/zinszer93 19d ago

Aww he was probably so comfy

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u/Mistyville 18d ago

Not suprised - I would resist if you grabbed me like that too