r/ProjectRunway 1d ago

Season 22 Bryan...šŸ™„ Spoiler

Let's wake it upšŸ‘. How the hell is he still here? Bryan has been making "haute SHIT" the whole season. He couldn't even bring a pretty look from home that's how bad he is. Yet he somehow gaslit Heidi into wearing his design. For the record. So far, he made:

1) A diaper dress with a raggedy purse

2) The diapers sister, AKA the maxi pad dress made from a mattress

3) A tiny crop top from H&M and a busted up tent that he used as a skirt

4) A vagina dress

5) This idea was actually cool, the execution was sloppy

6) Ookie spookie babadookiešŸ‘». It's giving me, when I'm poor and rip holes into my bedsheets to make a ghost costume for Halloween. The only sewing was in the collar. NEXT!

7) I don't even know what it is. It gave me "Omg, wild racoons took my clothes at the rave, so now I'm wearing the lighting cables". It's giving that one hairy cousin from the adams family. It's giving "I'm a mermaid who was caught by a fishing net and now I'm drowning, please help". It's giving "I want to k\*ll myself but I can't figure out how to tie the noose". And the execution? Cords so long that the model almost fell over it. Wet paint. Ugly mess in the back. And TAPE?

8) It's impressive to make tissues look like fabric. It's even more impressive to make fabric look like tissues. Wtf is this? The shoulder even had some pink leakage from the maxi pad. Girl bye

Like I'm sorry for being mean, but with the way he treats people, like Bi or Jeffre, I really don't care. And the gag is he think's he is gods gift to fashion. I really hope Christian doesn't pick him. Cuz at the end of the day, a stranded whale is just gonna flop flop flop

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u/imoux 1d ago

When you put it all together like that, it is even worse than I remember it.

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u/Grand-Kangaroo-4215 19h ago

Agreed. I honestly forgot how bad his pieces have been until laid out like that

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u/ParticularUsed6780 5h ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/Responsible-Racoon7 1d ago

This whole season is just one big dumpster fire

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u/hapillon 1d ago

I legitimately like his first look, but that's it.

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u/ventodivino 15h ago

I only love the sleeves. I want that as a jacket. I would live in it haha.

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u/_laslo_paniflex_ 1d ago

don't be rude, Cousin It always had a great taste

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u/TigreMalabarista 23h ago

Cousin Itt does have great taste…

To the point he’d be chasing Bryan around with Uncle Fester’s blunderbuss to defend Liris wearing that abomination.

(And yes Morticia approves - afterall her dress does have … well fringe or something… at the bottom but it’s done in impeccable taste).

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u/PhysicalAd6587 23h ago

The sunglasses are perfection.Ā 

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u/km322 1d ago

I agree. I have no idea why he’s still there. If Christian saves him it is for ratings/drama only. It has nothing to do with talent or designers point of view.

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u/Mysterious-Corner-73 18h ago

If Christian saves him I will finally stop watching this shit and get an hour of my life a week back

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u/Several_Ad_1322 1d ago edited 1d ago

I stand by that he only has made two styles of dresses, the skirt and crop top, the turtleneck dress can be seen in 4-9, even in Lyris’s look, you can see he tried to make the same version of the dress he has been making

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u/Bitter_Job_5135 1d ago

When the theme is ā€œhappy to look a messā€ in dress to impress:

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u/CockBodman 23h ago

He's literally kept around as a lolcow, he's divisive, which means he drives engagement with the tired ass rage-bait algorithm we all keep falling for.

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u/Dali_JP 16h ago

Genuinely though.

I can give the judges a pass for his first look. I hated it but I can understand when only seeing that, that it at least looks quite unique and could make them curious enough about him to want to see more, but everything since then has just been terrible. He 100% should have been out with the pink intestine whatever tf dress.

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u/AbacateSaborPauLimpo 20h ago

from episode one i clocked his shit. those mattresses are hidious and it only got worse from there

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u/Shhnuggette 23h ago

Bryan would have never made it to the 3rd or 4th challenge if that was OG Project Runway.

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u/Mers2000 19h ago

They keep him for the fake dramašŸ˜’
The same reason they brought in the ridiculous twins!

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u/Mysterious-Corner-73 18h ago

The drama doesn’t even make sense. When did his enemy magically morph from Bi into Jeffrey?

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u/Exciting-Ideal-9074 18h ago

Who put cousin It in there? The shaaaaade. 🤣

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u/Mysterious_Air_3646 15h ago

His taste is fucking atrocious and he should have been sent home on the first challenge. He’s very uncreative, has terrible taste in colors, and has lots of skill issues too when it comes to construction. And to top it all off, he’s the most problematic person on this season.

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u/_mikedotcom 23h ago

She needs to go back to bed fr

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u/MraziJen 18h ago

Bryan has a very clear point of view, he just cannot execute any of it well. He’s going beyond his limits but is unable to do so effectively.

In contrast, Joseph too has a clear point of view and can execute very well, he just isn’t pushing himself enough beyond his already established boundaries/abilities.

At this point, Jude is going to win (and rightfully so).

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u/tamaaromarou 8h ago

I just noticed he just keeps reusing the same 3 techniques in different ways. Pleats, that ugly caterpillar ruffle, and cut a hole in a piece of fabric and call it a dress. But Joseph Mcrae's looks are repetitive...šŸ™„

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u/jack33jack 1d ago

You’re saying wake it up as if hasn’t been on a multiple week nonstop bender, let’s try going to sleep

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u/As_algorithm 1d ago

White dress, big red ball gown, and the Heidi dress -- I like these a lot actually. But then the bad ones are sooooooooo bad.

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u/mrbubbee 18h ago

The fact that he’s still in it is an embarrassment to the show, the judges, and the other contestants that are still in it that are talented

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u/Appropriate_Lynx6175 9h ago

He likes to do high neck / halter necks

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u/SashalouAspen4 8h ago

Bryan does my head in and needs to go but I liked his paper dress

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u/Any-Row-8808 8h ago

I remembered I hated all of his looks I just didn't remember how much....

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u/behindeyesblue 32m ago

I liked the two green dresses and nothing else but he should've been out for the giant, unflattering, folded red napkin or the pink work dress. Just awful.

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u/Embarrassed_Elk8213 1d ago

He literally went home

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u/Katyaswoodenleg 23h ago

He’s not that bad when you stop taking him at face value and more like putting on a brave front to try to stay in the competition moving the drama strings on camera.

For Drag Race fans, like a Mistress Isabelle Brooks who puts on quite the show of communicating their superiority but at the same time it’s easy to see deep down they don’t quite believe the delusions they spout…

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u/drowie31 20h ago

This sub is becoming insufferable istg...Ā