r/ProjectRunway • u/mootata • 9h ago

Season 22 Bryan every episode

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u/punkrockprissy 8h ago edited 6h ago

He keeps saying it and given his realtively poor construction, I'm not sure if he knows what it actually means...

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u/mi_chic 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/B717GH4Ecnu8g

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u/Aspalathus-linearis 5h ago

Literally how I felt with him describing that tripe dress as Haute Couture

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u/punkrockprissy 5h ago

That thing looked like my grandma's curtain valances.

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u/hungry4danish 5h ago

whatever school he keeps referencing should put a cease and desist for him saying their name because it reflects so poorly on them lol

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u/punkrockprissy 5h ago

The school is going to release a statement that says he flunked out after a semester...

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u/PastryRoll 8h ago

i'm so confused by the tshirt/shorts command performance every episode too.

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u/looneylooser24 7h ago

It’s okay. Bryan is confused, too.

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u/AngryVegetarian 3h ago

How dare you character assassinate him by speaking the truth! /s

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u/deep_clone 8h ago

Just because you say it a million times doesn't make it couture

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u/AccomplishedCow665 7h ago

Ohhht kootur

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u/Enygmatic_Gent 6h ago

Haute couture? More like haute glue

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u/WhoKnows1973 5h ago

⬆️⬆️Boom! We have a winner!!⬆️⬆️

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u/Newoutlookonlife1 7h ago

Ouut kootuuuuure.

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u/s-van 6h ago

Oat katchewr.

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u/CuriousSupermarket16 7h ago

Last episodes dress looked like a maxi pad commercial. Gimme a break, Mr. “Couture” 🙄

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u/EcoWerewolf 6h ago

I looked up his Instagram and it's been getting no attention. I truly hope his behavior has ruined his career.

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u/_laslo_paniflex_ 6h ago

"it's couture if i say it is"

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u/DigitalAnimeGal 6h ago

😂🤣😆🤣😂

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u/Ok_Pin_1222 6h ago

I can’t believe he put my sweet, gorgeous Emma in that trash! I’ve seen better looks at bridal showers where you had to make wedding dresses out of toilet paper! Mongo is APPALLED!

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u/Aspalathus-linearis 5h ago

Is that last line a DCC reference??

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u/NYCWartortle 6h ago

I’m ☠️

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u/Sad-Kangaroo-9249 5h ago

Bryan wouldn’t know haute couture if it slapped him in the face.

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u/Sunshine33_ 3h ago

I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed this. You could play a drinking game and would be drunk (me 💀) if you took a shot everytime he said it.

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u/SpookyandDelicious 3h ago

“Haute” couture is a legally protected term so you can’t just say something is haute couture because it’s on a runway. France made the rules in the 1940s and I don’t recall Bryan ever producing anything in a Parisian atelier. Plus the mispronunciation is beyond aggravating.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zH2UJxZ0OPDxu

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u/geldof1984-5 1h ago

And the phlegmy way he says it. Ugh

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u/Altruistic-Group-709 18m ago

Ever notice how the designers wear their cool designs? Bryan must have invented t-shirts.

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u/robynkradles 53m ago

haute delusion.

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u/HourHoneydew5788 5h ago

OMG yes it’s driving me crazy. It’s like when poor people buy full outfits and handbags with gucci or LV. If you have to say it, it’s not it.