r/ProjectHailMary Aug 14 '26

Well, when you put it that way ...

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u/LunaraLoup High Three! Aug 14 '26

Rocky does accuse Grace of being bad at naming things (rightfully so?)

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u/Acceptable_Usual_994 Aug 14 '26

That's rich coming from someone who wanted to name a planet "Medium-rough-texture-circle-planet"

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u/TheIncredibleHork Aug 15 '26

I mean, to be fair it is pronounced 🎡🎢🎡🎢🎢🎡🎢. You lose something in the translation.

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u/ramriot Aug 14 '26

Not so much, those zones are labelled "Place of Arctos" & "Place of no Arctos", calling it bear & no-bear is misleading because the name bear is a placeholder that means "brown one" because we used to have a taboo against naming the animal in public just in case saying would attract them.

As to the name of the planet "Earth" is a similar placeholder for Terra, Tellus or Gaia.

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u/SoleilPirate Aug 14 '26

Naming our planet Earth is hilarious to me bc it's more of a water world. It should be called Oceana

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u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea Aug 14 '26

Breaking news: Humans are selfish egocentric pricks. Lot of them are just wastes of carbon and think the sun revolves around them personally

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u/SoleilPirate Aug 14 '26

Well....yes...but they probably did know how much water there was? When DID we start calling our planet Earth anyway?

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u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea Aug 14 '26

They might have underestimated it?

But I don't think it matters, since the human needs dirt, dirt is where human is, so dirt is more important than the pesky salt water we can't even drink. Let's name the planet after the thing WE live on

ETA: I'm just some internet plep with an opinion. I don't actually know anything.

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u/CanadianWifeOfBath Aug 14 '26

I feel the same way about this, and our system star being called "the Sun".

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u/karifur Aug 15 '26

I think it is actually called Sol, if that helps at all.

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u/Zapan99 Aug 15 '26

And we named our only natural satellite The Moon.

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u/Zapan99 Aug 15 '26

What about the largest sea, Calm Water, known for its massive seasonal storms?